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oumartin
3/19/2011, 07:07 PM
blue waffle....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Vn6oko6Ozpw/TEkwhtzzT1I/AAAAAAAAA_U/ReYSHvc1WnY/s1600/blue+waffle.jpg
OUthunder
3/19/2011, 07:13 PM
the smurfs.
Sooner_Bob
3/19/2011, 07:25 PM
iHop?
OUthunder
3/19/2011, 07:33 PM
Smurfette!
Sooner_Bob
3/19/2011, 07:35 PM
Smurfette works at iHop?
Mongo
3/19/2011, 07:37 PM
I am not falling for this again
KC//CRIMSON
3/19/2011, 07:39 PM
I am not falling for this again

then you'll want to stay away from shrimp fried rice too...
Sooner_Bob
3/19/2011, 07:44 PM
Tummy ache?
soonerinkaty
3/19/2011, 07:57 PM
Haha, now who was it that I tricked last time? Mongo?
oumartin
3/19/2011, 08:28 PM
then you'll want to stay away from shrimp fried rice too...

Chuck loves him some.
JohnnyMack
3/19/2011, 08:33 PM
Mongo invited me to a lemon party. Don't know what that is. Sounds fun.
oumartin
3/19/2011, 08:39 PM
Mongo invited me to a lemon party. Don't know what that is. Sounds fun.

mongos gonna perform his trademark sabitini? No wonder the guy don't need a woman.
Veritas
3/19/2011, 08:43 PM
It wouldn't be a Lemon party without old Dick!
btk108
3/19/2011, 09:13 PM
I just got back from a restaurant that serves "Balls of Fire". A little too peppery for my taste.
Mongo
3/19/2011, 11:51 PM
Haha, now who was it that I tricked last time? Mongo?

Yeah you sumbitch. I havent whacked it in weeks due to your blue waffle talk
StoopTroup
3/19/2011, 11:55 PM
Let go of his eggos
yermom
3/20/2011, 12:13 AM
Yeah you sumbitch. I havent whacked it in weeks due to your blue waffle talk

go to the lemon party and you'll be fine :D
soonerinkaty
3/20/2011, 09:41 AM
Yeah you sumbitch. I havent whacked it in weeks due to your blue waffle talk

:D
sappstuf
3/20/2011, 10:29 AM
Smurfette works at iHop?

Smurfette? I totally smurfed her.. Yep.. Right in the smurfing parking lot.
GDC
3/20/2011, 08:14 PM
Ronald Fisher: Beer and *****. That's all I need.
Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Ronald Fisher: Smurfette?
Sean Smith: Yeah, not some tight-*** Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't ****.
Sean Smith: That's bull****. Smurfette ****s all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Ronald Fisher: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Sean Smith: Okay, then, you know what? She ****s them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Ronald Fisher: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Sean Smith: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Ronald Fisher: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?