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GDC
3/18/2011, 05:51 PM
what type of car should I get? I was thinking one of these:

http://www.hot-rod-pictures.com/ford-hot-rod-0009.jpg

GDC
3/18/2011, 05:55 PM
Or one of these:

http://reviewscar.com/images/cars/CRW_4051_JFR.jpg

StoopTroup
3/18/2011, 05:57 PM
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BudSooner
3/18/2011, 05:58 PM
what type of car should I get? I was thinking one of these:

http://www.hot-rod-pictures.com/ford-hot-rod-0009.jpgDude, if you got one of those you had better be told you have 3 months to live....now blow some cash.
A mid life crisis is when you go out and buy a Vette(Heh, someone knows what i'm talking about on here...j/k)or a Viper.
Hot rods don't have to be a Boyd Coddington creation, I just saw a parade just 30 minutes ago(must have a meet at the Cherokee Casino in Tahlequah btw)that looked fun as hell, and they looked like they built them themselves.


Me, I would get more fun out of an old rat rod...just beat the ever lovin **** out of it. :D

Blue
3/18/2011, 05:58 PM
http://pics.hoobly.com/thumbs/J5NSCS9LENE8RAC5PX.jpg

StoopTroup
3/18/2011, 06:00 PM
Why not go find one of these....

http://www.photographthis.com/d/6208-1/1968+ford+mustang+shelby+cobra+gt+500+kr.jpg

BudSooner
3/18/2011, 06:03 PM
Or one of these:

http://reviewscar.com/images/cars/CRW_4051_JFR.jpg
That would be ok if you had tittays and a cooter.:D:D

GDC
3/18/2011, 06:03 PM
1st glance I thought it was a prowler....WTH is that?

Foose Deuce 0032

http://www.chipfoose.com/

Bud, we need to do that. I've got an 86 Jeep CJ7 that is my beat on ride.

StoopTroup
3/18/2011, 06:04 PM
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GDC
3/18/2011, 06:04 PM
That would be ok if you had tittays and a cooter.:D:D

Well, I like tittays and cooters, does that count?:D

StoopTroup
3/18/2011, 06:07 PM
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C&CDean
3/18/2011, 06:10 PM
What do you mean "if I had a midlife crisis?"

StoopTroup
3/18/2011, 06:10 PM
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BudSooner
3/18/2011, 06:19 PM
Here's your Boyd-Cottington....

http://boydcoddington-com.web3.prepropagate.com/Portals/0/images/mainpghr2.jpgI like Boyd but the bike that went with that looked like total ****, I know the customer wanted it to look like the car but come on...Boyd is a car guy not bikes. Now that Caddy in the earlier photo, NOW YER TALKING!:D

pphilfran
3/18/2011, 06:27 PM
This is what scratched my itch...

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii187/pphilfran/911.jpg

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii187/pphilfran/motor028.jpg

C&CDean
3/18/2011, 06:27 PM
pfffft. I had Mexicans working for me in Tucson in the USPS Vehicle Maintenance Facility that built nicer looking vato rides than that. And I guarantee you for a hell of a lot less $$.

A guy gets a "name for himself" then everybody just has to have one. Anybody remember "Paint & ****?"

pphilfran
3/18/2011, 06:32 PM
And this was my pre mid life crisis vehicle...

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii187/pphilfran/005-1.jpg

C&CDean
3/18/2011, 06:33 PM
Dude, is that you with the 1965 murse?

pphilfran
3/18/2011, 06:37 PM
Dude, is that you with the 1965 murse?

Right...don't know who the dude is...picture was in Tyler so it must be a whorn fan...

C&CDean
3/18/2011, 06:38 PM
Well, yeah. Cause no self-respecting Sooner would wear plaid bermuda shorts AND carry a murse.

GDC
3/18/2011, 06:43 PM
What do you mean "if I had a midlife crisis?"

Ok, I meant when I have my next mid-life crisis...

rekamrettuB
3/18/2011, 06:46 PM
That 2nd car just screams doosh!

pphilfran
3/18/2011, 07:04 PM
That 2nd car just screams doosh!

The red Lotus Elise?

C&CDean
3/18/2011, 07:09 PM
The red Lotus Elise?

Well whoever it is that drives that gaymobile.

pphilfran
3/18/2011, 07:13 PM
Well whoever it is that drives that gaymobile.

I would rather have an Exige...

How nice would it be to have a garage filled with that Can Am trike and a Lotus....

C&CDean
3/18/2011, 07:15 PM
Dude. You put a Can Am in my garage and I will personally kill you. That **** is for the seriously effed up gays.

StoopTroup
3/18/2011, 07:16 PM
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pphilfran
3/18/2011, 07:19 PM
Dude. You put a Can Am in my garage and I will personally kill you. That **** is for the seriously effed up gays.

Muah!

soonercruiser
3/18/2011, 09:15 PM
For the Sooner fan in Mid-Life crisis!

http://members.cox.net/franklipsinic/Cruisers/low%20-%20Spring%202009.JPG

BudSooner
3/18/2011, 10:09 PM
For the Sooner fan in Mid-Life crisis!

http://members.cox.net/franklipsinic/Cruisers/low%20-%20Spring%202009.JPG
Ya know, you could put the OU logo on a piece of dog ****, and it will always be a piece of dog ****. And there is NO polishing that turd.

Blue
3/18/2011, 10:12 PM
I don't know....an OU piece of ****? Might be worth owning.

Boarder
3/18/2011, 10:44 PM
You guys would **** yourself if I let you drive my Lotus. If you could get in and out of it, that is.

C&CDean
3/18/2011, 10:47 PM
You guys would **** yourself if I let you drive my Lotus. If you could get in and out of it, that is.

By "Lotus" you really mean "HHR" now don't you?

And I have driven a Lotus. I have size 13 feet. I could barely depress the clutch without also depressing the brake and throttle with the same foot at the same time. After about 30-minutes, I damn near had to have the paramedics wedge me outta than thing.

Them POS were built for girly men with ballerina feet.

Boarder
3/18/2011, 10:52 PM
Well, the HHR is badass....but

The lotus is fun but yes, it's a beeyotch to get in and out of. Much easier with the top off. It is a bit tough to work the pedals in Red Wings, yes. They were built to race and that's about it.

C&CDean
3/18/2011, 10:54 PM
So you really have a Lotus? What year?

Blue
3/18/2011, 10:55 PM
By "Lotus" you really mean "HHR" now don't you?

And I have driven a Lotus. I have size 13 feet. I could barely depress the clutch without also depressing the brake and throttle with the same foot at the same time. After about 30-minutes, I damn near had to have the paramedics wedge me outta than thing.

Them POS were built for girly men with ballerina feet.

For the rebel in all of us...

http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/800px-USPS-Mail-Truck-1.jpg

BOOMERBRADLEY
3/18/2011, 10:55 PM
Lotus' are pieces of dog sh!t. I have driven a few and absolutely despise them

Boarder
3/18/2011, 10:56 PM
'07 Elise. Looks a lot like that pic. We usually keep it at the shop for people to lo at and go, "whut the hayell is that?"

Blue
3/18/2011, 10:57 PM
Hey Cruiser, your picture is not only offensive, it takes up the whole fraggin page.

Boarder
3/18/2011, 10:58 PM
Lotus' are pieces of dog sh!t. I have driven a few and absolutely despise them
You tell 'em Click or Clack

Boarder
3/18/2011, 11:06 PM
http://gallery.me.com/dmboarder/100054/IMG_0396/web.jpg

soonercruiser
3/19/2011, 10:02 PM
Hey Cruiser, your picture is not only offensive, it takes up the whole fraggin page.

Eat your heart out tirds!
:P
(Sorry! It was the smallest pic I had, or could make. If the mods were on their game, they could have reduced it for me.)

sooner ngintunr
3/19/2011, 10:08 PM
http://gallery.me.com/dmboarder/100054/IMG_0396/web.jpg

So the "racing stripes" mean you just got ran over? That car is ugly as ****. I guess it might work for a homosexual midlife crisis, because that ride is an abomination.

Boarder
3/19/2011, 11:50 PM
Well, aren't you just a happy little thing. :D

StoopTroup
3/19/2011, 11:52 PM
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yermom
3/20/2011, 12:07 AM
i'm not a fan of the tire tread racing stripes, but otherwise that thing looks sweet. i bet it's a blast to drive.

i kinda already have my midlife crisis car, but it might be a little too practical to qualify.