It's 9:10 AM

[stoops the eternal pimp]

time to drop the first one of the day...report in 10 minutes

[StoopTroup]

Nice....tell us how green it is....

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[stoops the eternal pimp]

OK, it only took 7 minutes....since I've started this diet it changes everytime...smelled like a strawberry protein shake and vinegar

[Breadburner]

Pics...????

[stoops the eternal pimp]

http://www.enlita.com/products/images/miracle-whey-protein/whey-protein-powder-shake-strawberry.jpg


http://www.papastarhealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/organic-apple-cider-vinegar.jpg

[Mississippi Sooner]

Since I've started on these anti-blood clot meds, everything that comes out of me smells like chemicals. I'm thinking a spark could send my bathroom up like a meth lab.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I really get to that handicap bar installed in my bathroom at home...leverage is very important

[stoops the eternal pimp]

really got to change my wiping method...this hurts

[StoopTroup]

really got to change my wiping method...this hurts

Go mouselimb style on it...

http://aidric.info/images/jordan-***-washing.jpg

Damn censor.....

[stoops the eternal pimp]

So twice today I have began stories by saying," So I was putting my penis in this girl's ear"......Most of you probably haven't said that ever

[StoopTroup]

Remember to use the right side of the soap. Don't go california style with the whole soap...someone else might want to wash their face.

http://s10.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/80544B94.jpg

[stoops the eternal pimp]

An audience has gathered outside the stall

http://www.thewheelfx.com/lane/GIFS/1111__NEW/AudienceClappin.gif

[JLEW1818]

I JUST TOOK ONE TOO!!!!


GREEN APPLE SPLATTERS

[stoops the eternal pimp]

i bet it was allsome wit all da green beer you consumed last night

[Sooner_Bob]

So do you play Angry Birds while on the throne?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

yup...usually goes along with the angry turds I have

[Mississippi Sooner]

I was told that if my poop looks like coffee grounds, I should go to the emergency room immediately. They didn't tell me what to do if it looks like coffee that's been burned onto the bottom of the pot.

[Leroy Lizard]

This thread is surprisingly entertaining. Informative too.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I was told that if my poop looks like coffee grounds, I should go to the emergency room immediately. They didn't tell me what to do if it looks like coffee that's been burned onto the bottom of the pot.

If it smells like burnt coffee, be proud

[Mississippi Sooner]

If it smells like burnt coffee, be proud

That could make a great tv commercial. Especially around Christmas time.

[StoopTroup]

This thread is surprisingly entertaining. Informative too.

FOR ME TO POOP ON !

http://cdn.videogum.com/files/2010/01/triumph_insult_comic_dog.jpg

[stoops the eternal pimp]

The best part of waking up, smells like folgers in the pot

[btk108]

Did you wipe with your brackets and flush them?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

my brackets are too rough....believe me

[btk108]

Did you print a pic of JLEW's face on them?

[StoopTroup]

Hey whats up everybody! Still open for business?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I just had a burrito supreme for lunch....this **** should be spectacular...


I picked up my ax from home in case I need to chop it down to get it to flush

[StoopTroup]

I just had a burrito supreme for lunch....this **** should be spectacular...


I picked up my ax from home in case I need to chop it down to get it to flush

I'd strap in....

http://mb-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/post_images/assets/000/001/073/iss-space-station-toilet_large.jpg

[btk108]

now that's just not right

[stoops the eternal pimp]

HAHA! I just farted in the hallway and walked away from it...coworkers fighting between each other about who did it...

[Breadburner]

So twice today I have began stories by saying," So I was putting my penis in this girl's ear"......Most of you probably haven't said that ever

Mine dont turn there heads....Whats the issue here.....

[stoops the eternal pimp]

There is a fine line between farting and sharting.. I think its just been crossed

[btk108]

HAHA! I just farted in the hallway and walked away from it...coworkers fighting between each other about who did it...

I bet your a joy to work with....:D

[StoopTroup]

I bet your a joy to work with....:D

Especially when he texts you with a "Watch this...I'm letting one loose over by Cathy's Cubical....keep an eye on things for a bit".


:D

http://www.fancast.com/blogs/wp-content/post_images/081908-dwight.jpg

[Sooner_Bob]

HAHA! I just farted in the hallway and walked away from it...coworkers fighting between each other about who did it...

I've done that before . . . :D

[Sooner_Bob]

There is a fine line between farting and sharting.. I think its just been crossed

My youngest hiked her leg up one evening to cut one lose and got this look on her face and said, "I think I peed a little". It was hilarious.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

man..im through eating for the rest of the day...I literally have ran off everyone

[Sooner_Bob]

Is that what I smell?

[OUthunder]

OK, it only took 7 minutes....since I've started this diet it changes everytime...smelled like a strawberry protein shake and vinegar

It takes me 7 minutes just to get the full effect of my lovely aromas. Amateur!

[Sooner_Bob]

I'm getting ready to have a Chicago dog from the Sonic . . .

[OUthunder]

I'm getting ready to have a Chicago dog from the Sonic . . .

Report back in 30. :D

[btk108]

man..im through eating for the rest of the day...I literally have ran off everyone

I thought you were on a diet?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Yeah..just the diet stuff is killing folks....I try to have a decent lunch and doo doo is urrrwhurr

[Leroy Lizard]

My youngest hiked her leg up one evening to cut one lose and got this look on her face and said, "I think I peed a little". It was hilarious.

She's like 24 years old? I kid! I kid!

[StoopTroup]

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