View Full Version : Has anyone ever heard of such a crazy thing?
My Opinion Matters
3/17/2011, 11:34 AM
This morning I look out my front door and notice twine hanging down from my gutter and it looks to have the other end tied to the handle of my front door. I go outside to inspect and find that someone has stuffed a dead possum in my gutter, tied one side of the twine to its leg, and the other end to my front door. WTF???
C&CDean
3/17/2011, 11:36 AM
I guess you're as bad in real life as you are on here. Somebody doesn't like you.
Caboose
3/17/2011, 11:38 AM
This morning I look out my front door and notice twine hanging down from my gutter and it looks to have the other end tied to the handle of my front door. I go outside to inspect and find that someone has stuffed a dead possum in my gutter, tied one side of the twine to its leg, and the other end to my front door. WTF???
LOL! I have not heard of that, but it sounds pretty awesome. Sounds like something I would have done when I was 16.
My Opinion Matters
3/17/2011, 11:43 AM
I guess you're as bad in real life as you are on here. Somebody doesn't like you.
I have no enemies in the real, non-virtual world.
I have no enemies in the real, non-virtual world.
Except for one, apparently.
Do you have kids old enough to be dooshers at school?
My Opinion Matters
3/17/2011, 11:48 AM
Do you have kids old enough to be dooshers at school?
My kids are 7,4, and 6 weeks old; so no. I'm chalking this one up to bored teenagers on spring break who picked my house at random.
C&CDean
3/17/2011, 11:52 AM
My kids are 7,4, and 6 weeks old; so no. I'm chalking this one up to bored teenagers on spring break who picked my house at random.
Well if your dog ends up there tomorrow, I'd probably think otherwise.
My Opinion Matters
3/17/2011, 11:55 AM
Well if your dog ends up there tomorrow, I'd probably think otherwise.
Classy.
C&CDean
3/17/2011, 11:56 AM
You're welcome.
sappstuf
3/17/2011, 11:56 AM
This story sounds impossumible to me...
http://jeffpicard.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/rim-shot-johnny-utah.jpg
StoopTroup
3/17/2011, 12:05 PM
I guess David Carradine's Possum couldn't take it anymore.
My Opinion Matters
3/17/2011, 12:07 PM
The worst thing is I don't even own a ladder tall enough to get to my roof. I had to get the damn thing down with a rake.
Boarder
3/17/2011, 12:34 PM
You try pulling on the string?
My Opinion Matters
3/17/2011, 12:41 PM
You try pulling on the string?
I did. Unfortunately, it was hung up on something--the leg of a dead possum stuffed in my gutter.
Leroy Lizard
3/17/2011, 01:34 PM
This morning I look out my front door and notice twine hanging down from my gutter and it looks to have the other end tied to the handle of my front door. I go outside to inspect and find that someone has stuffed a dead possum in my gutter, tied one side of the twine to its leg, and the other end to my front door. WTF???
You need to call the sheriff. This has all the signals of the Possum Gum Stompers gang marking their territory.
soonercruiser
3/17/2011, 02:03 PM
It was Dean!
He has all of our passwords and addresses.
If he denies it.....He's "playin' possum"!
Breadburner
3/17/2011, 02:20 PM
Sounds like you pissed the wife off.....
You try pulling on the string?
i wouldn't recommend that ...
:eek:
StoopTroup
3/17/2011, 02:33 PM
It was Dean!
He has all of our passwords and addresses.
If he denies it.....He's "playin' possum"!
OH man....you owe me a new keyboard that was some crazy *** **** man......ROTFLMFAO....
Oh man I'm crying....
You really laid ole Deano out bro.....
WOW!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vyEnd_D4Joc/S7EghHfQRfI/AAAAAAAAAMA/gaCJqwdb7M0/s1600/Nithyananda-playing-possum.jpg
It seems like the time and effort it would take to set up the prank far outweighs the result. Was the possum supposed to drop from the roof when you opened the door? Kinda like sending someone a dead fish?
saucysoonergal
3/17/2011, 02:49 PM
Dinner is served.
C&CDean
3/17/2011, 02:52 PM
I think the old **** in a bag light it on fire place it on the porch standby trumps the dead possum on the roof deal.
StoopTroup
3/17/2011, 02:54 PM
It seems like the time and effort it would take to set up the prank far outweighs the result. Was the possum supposed to drop from the roof when you opened the door? Kinda like sending someone a dead fish?
That's what I figured.
soonerboomer93
3/17/2011, 03:39 PM
maybe someone was just pulling your leg?
pphilfran
3/17/2011, 03:41 PM
I bet it was a live possum playin' possum....
IB4OU2
3/17/2011, 04:11 PM
My Opinion Matters so smug and aloof,
has a dead possum stuck up on his roof.
olevetonahill
3/17/2011, 05:42 PM
Im with Dean on this, I think some one just dont like you much
My Opinion Matters
3/17/2011, 06:20 PM
Im with Dean on this, I think some one just dont like you much
Well I guess since the SF.com Brain Trust has spoken on it the issue is decided.
olevetonahill
3/17/2011, 06:27 PM
Well I guess since the SF.com Brain Trust has spoken on it the issue is decided.
Well there ya go :D
StoopTroup
3/17/2011, 06:51 PM
Could be some sort of hillbilly mafia trying to tell ya to catch your payments up on the Rheumatism Medicine shipments. :D
Granny always kept a fresh one just in case....
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_o402Nxc3UHk/S0OXUXQhbUI/AAAAAAAABs0/Iv7fD6SFGCk/s400/Irene+Ryan.jpg
soonercruiser
3/17/2011, 08:35 PM
OH man....you owe me a new keyboard that was some crazy *** **** man......ROTFLMFAO....
Oh man I'm crying....
You really laid ole Deano out bro.....
WOW!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vyEnd_D4Joc/S7EghHfQRfI/AAAAAAAAAMA/gaCJqwdb7M0/s1600/Nithyananda-playing-possum.jpg
:eek:
Where the he** do you guys get these pictures?
I carry my camera with me all the time, and I can never catch anything like it!
StoopTroup
3/17/2011, 08:42 PM
You have to be a Ladies Man to get a possum drunk
sooneron
3/17/2011, 09:08 PM
Not to mention some serious game, REAL serious game.
olevetonahill
3/17/2011, 09:35 PM
:eek:
Where the he** do you guys get these pictures?
I carry my camera with me all the time, and I can never catch anything like it!
If we told ya we would have to kill ya:eek:
soonercruiser
3/17/2011, 09:37 PM
If we told ya we would have to kill ya:eek:
Over 60.
Already dead!
:P
2121Sooner
3/17/2011, 09:42 PM
Ok, so I am actually sorry this happened to you, but this was one of the funniest things I have ever read on this board.
Thank you for sharing cause it really made me laugh. Next time get this.....
http://www.ericsguttersandsiding.com/var/bb/54776/549511-Leaf-Guard-Systems---Eric%27s-Gutters-and-Siding-Inc----Franklin,-NC---10-percent-off.png
olevetonahill
3/17/2011, 09:44 PM
Over 60.
Already dead!
:P
Hell Im 60 and I aint close to ded ;)
2121Sooner
3/17/2011, 09:46 PM
Hell Im 60 and I aint close to ded ;)
Your liver would beg to differ
olevetonahill
3/17/2011, 09:49 PM
Your liver would beg to differ
Hell MY liver could whoop all of YOU :P
btk108
3/17/2011, 09:53 PM
crap....if it didn't work....I want my possum back.
:eek:
Where the he** do you guys get these pictures?
I carry my camera with me all the time, and I can never catch anything like it!
You've never seen a possum passed out on the sidewalk after a bender? Your life must be so boring. :rolleyes:
:eek:
Where the he** do you guys get these pictures?
I carry my camera with me all the time, and I can never catch anything like it!
You've never seen a possum passed out on the sidewalk after a bender? You've never been to Charlie Sheen's house. :rolleyes:
:eek:
Where the he** do you guys get these pictures?
I carry my camera with me all the time, and I can never catch anything like it!
You've never seen a possum passed out on the sidewalk after a bender? You must not live in Norman. :rolleyes:
C&CDean
3/18/2011, 07:50 AM
Yeah, we heard you the first time.
picasso
3/18/2011, 08:10 AM
You try pulling on my finger?
fixed.
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