Kenny and His Twitter

[jersey sooner]

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[starclassic tama]

newsflash = nobody cares dude. the sole reason leroy gets on soonerfans is to try and get tards like you to argue with him. so even if he doesn't know the answer to your little question, you still lose.

[jersey sooner]

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[jersey sooner]

And by the way....

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...notice anything?

[70sooner]

touchdown, Jesus?

[gaylordfan1]

And by the way....

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...notice anything?

We have a LB?

[gaylordfan1]

Raising of the arms? Got to be it.

[jersey sooner]

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[jersey sooner]

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[sooner ngintunr]

Calmus was our AA LB on the 2000 team (as a Jr.). I don't tout third teamers as AA's, either does OU.

Those pics show only one AA, The Boz. Neither Marshall nor Lewis are AA's (Lewis still has one more chance). Calmus is in the background of the Marshall pic. Calmus was such a badass.

I'm a little disappointed with that trivia question.

[jersey sooner]

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[Leroy Lizard]

I am here just laughing my *** off. This is high comedy. Can you imagine Jersey writing questions for Jeopardy?

[jersey sooner]

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[jersey sooner]

Lizzy, I think this thread has been made into a movie. Guess who's who. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_1DSTS5-yI&feature=related)

[Leroy Lizard]

The answer is: Thomas Lott and J.C. Watts.

[jersey sooner]

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[Leroy Lizard]

Son of a bitch. Obviously I'm well aware of who they are, but I doubt anyone born after 85 would ever know the answer to those questions lol. Did you watch the video?

Okay, I have changed my answer:

The ninja and pistol offenses.

So what's your question?

[jersey sooner]

Oh yea, didn't one of your questions involve the player being white? That was dumb of me, but I'm not really paying attention to all the sidestepping your doing. I am just dying to know if you can answer my question though.

[jersey sooner]

And watch the video, it's perfect.

[Leroy Lizard]

Oh yea, didn't one of your questions involve the player being white? That was dumb of me, but I'm not really paying attention to all the sidestepping your doing. I am just dying to know if you can answer my question though.

Well ask the question already!

[jersey sooner]

Ok, so you're in? Like as soon as I post it you're going to answer within 2 minutes?

[Leroy Lizard]

What's the question?

[jersey sooner]

I don't know, I smell something fishy...

[Leroy Lizard]

I don't know, I smell something fishy...

Oh, great! We finally get to the point where you ask the question, and now you bail.

:mad:

[Leroy Lizard]

Did you forget what the question was?

[jersey sooner]

No. I just didn't think after everything you tried to wiggle out of it that you would just agree so easily. This is going to be so anticlimactic, but **** it. So you agree that when the question is asked, you have 2 minutes after the post time to answer? If you answer this with just a "yes", I will ask the question.

[Leroy Lizard]

You will get a response within two minutes. Guarantee it.

Make it three minutes. That okay with you?

[jersey sooner]

Mmmmm...3 might be pushing it a little but at this point **** it...here it comes...and you're gonna love the way I worded it...

[Leroy Lizard]

Mmmmm...3 might be pushing it a little but at this point **** it...here it comes...and you're gonna love the way I worded it...

I doubt it. But go ahead.

[jersey sooner]

In the 2001 Red River Shootout, Roy Williams made one of the greatest football plays of all time, the "Superman" play. It forever earned him the knickname "Superman," and cemented him as one of the greatest Sooner defenders of all time. But the "Superman" was only the first in a sequence of 3 extraordinary football plays made by Roy. After "Superman," what did Roy do in the next 2 plays that he was on the field?

[Leroy Lizard]

In the 2001 Red River Shootout, Roy Williams made one of the greatest football plays of all time, the "Superman" play. It forever earned him the knickname "Superman," and cemented him as one of the greatest Sooner defenders of all time. But the "Superman" was only the first in a sequence of 3 extraordinary football plays made by Roy. After "Superman," what did Roy do in the next 2 plays that he was on the field?

What does that have to do with the ninja and pistol offenses?

Man, you don't know anything about Sooner football. I provide the answer: Ninja and pistol offenses. And what do I get? Roy Williams never played in the ninja and pistol offenses.

Sheesh, you are a Horn.

[jersey sooner]

Come on, you know this....

[jersey sooner]

LOL You really are a horn

[Leroy Lizard]

You blew it. That's all.

(To be honest, you should have saw that coming. I had you set up all the way. I was just lucky that one of the other anti-Leroy posters didn't tip you off in a PM.)

[jersey sooner]

That's such a shame you just tried to pull whatever it is you call that. I was just going to leave you alone whether you got it right or not. But that was the third hornest thing I've ever heard someone say. And the first 2 came from you too.

[jersey sooner]

LOL

[jersey sooner]

Wait, so do you know the answer?

[Leroy Lizard]

That's such a shame you just tried to pull whatever it is you call that..

I didn't TRY to; I DID.

When you said you something smelled fishy, I figured "uh-oh, he might see it." So I posted the phony request for 3 minutes to throw you off. By asking for more time I made it appear that I was serious about answering the question.

God, I am ****in' brilliant.

[jersey sooner]

He still doesn't know the answer hahahaha

[jersey sooner]

Ok so answer the question

[Leroy Lizard]

Wait, so do you know the answer?

I didn't watch that game. I was watching the Oklahoma State game. Who won?

[jersey sooner]

You are right. You totally fooled me. But now that you've had 10 minutes to think about it, what's the answer?

[jersey sooner]

No ****ing way. Somebody tell me this isn't real life

[Leroy Lizard]

You are right. You totally fooled me. But now that you've had 10 minutes to think about it, what's the answer?

I distinctly remember him making a great tackle on the ensuing kickoff, and I thought he had an INT to end the game, but my memory is fuzzy.

Regardless, owning you was worth it.

[jersey sooner]

Leroy if you are a Sooner then answer the ****ing question. If you're not, you got me ****ing good. And that's ok because my team butt ****s yours every year. Even the best years you ever have.

[Leroy Lizard]

No ****ing way. Somebody tell me this isn't real life

Arguing with me can have that effect.

Let me clue you in: I have been at this for a long time. You are not going to outflank me.

[Leroy Lizard]

Did Jersey go nighty night?

[Leroy Lizard]

You never did tell me if I got it right.

[Seamus]

This thread

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[Leroy Lizard]

Flies?

Is for the birds?

Okay, I give up.

[Seamus]

What kind of birds are you seeing in the picture?

[jersey sooner]

Can someone explain to me what the **** a Leroy Lizard is?

[Leroy Lizard]

Can someone explain to me what the **** a Leroy Lizard is?

Someone who habitually outwits you.

So did I get it right? I figure I got at least one of the two plays right. That's better than you did with my questions (0, F).

[Leroy Lizard]

What kind of birds are you seeing in the picture?


Seagulls!

No, that's not it.

Wrens! But that doesn't make any more sense than seagulls.

Fork-tailed sapsuckers. If that's it, I'm not sure what to say.

Swallows. No, only an idiot would use such an outdated cliche.

So I give up, what kind are they?

[jersey sooner]

It doesn't take more than 2 minutes to look up a box score. And you said you were watching the Oklahoma State game when the most anticipated RRS in years was happening. So you are a poke, right?

[Leroy Lizard]

It doesn't take more than 2 minutes to look up a box score. And you said you were watching the Oklahoma State game when the most anticipated RRS in years was happening. So you are a poke, right?

You are the most gullible person on the planet.

[jersey sooner]

Ok, so you are one of 2 things.

1. A fake Sooner fan who ducked the question, waited as long as he could to answer the question, and then tried to play a child's game when he realized he could not answer the question.

or

2. A poke troll

[Leroy Lizard]

Ok, so you are one of 2 things.

1. A fake Sooner fan who ducked the question, waited as long as he could to answer the question, and then tried to play a child's game when he realized he could not answer the question.

or

2. A poke troll

I'll choose 3, Alex -- A longtime Sooner fan who loves to play with your mind like Silly Putty.

Are you still clinging to the notion that I'm not a Sooner fan? Ha! Ha! That's rich.

[jersey sooner]

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[70sooner]

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[Leroy Lizard]

Ok, first let me say that every time I said "Sooner fan" in this thread, you can go ahead and substitute the word "football" for "Sooner." I don't expect everyone to be as die hard as I am, so it's cool that you're just a casual fan. But if you spend all you're time trying to be the big dog on a football board, you should have been able to answer that question. And the **** you tried to pull was incredibly weak. Do you not realize how embarassing this is:

No one else seems to care.

For as unpopular as I am in here, and I am probably the most hated of all, no one seems to be coming to your side in this "Leroy is not a Sooner fan" spiel of yours.

I have over 14,000 posts. Surely by now any Poke or Horn leanings would have been uncovered.

Besides, no Sooner fan defends the academic integrity of the University of Oklahoma against the vile arrogance of Horn fans in here more than I do. I've been banned twice by LonghornGoebbels at hornfans for sticking up for my university, and primarily because I was so good at it. (I got banned for pointing out that UT employs graduate students to teach classes more than OU by a wide margin. The truth hurts.)

In comparison to my knowledge, you don't know a damn thing about the Oklahoma Sooners. And if Blake had stayed on and OU was posting 3-8 seasons every year, you wouldn't be posting in here. You are a bandwagoner, and you know it. So just stfu.

[jersey sooner]

every time I said "Sooner fan" in this thread, you can go ahead and substitute the word "football" for "Sooner."

Maybe you should find a forum that isn't labeled "fooball"...

[starclassic tama]

jersey sooner is actually making his case to surpass leroy in most annoying soonerfans poster race. that is NOT easy to do.

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[sperry]

jersey sooner is actually making his case to surpass leroy in most annoying soonerfans poster race. that is NOT easy to do.


Absolutely. This guy is actually making me like Leroy.

[sooner518]

this thread (pretty dumb to start with) has moved to epically dumb.

[jersey sooner]

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[Peach Fuzz]

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[birddog]

Same here. And I'm a part of it. I feel shamed.

hey, it's what you do.

[Leroy Lizard]

Absolutely. This guy is actually making me like Leroy.

Let's not get carried away.

[roywoy]

twitter is causing so much trouble for sports stars lol

[olevetonahill]

jersey sooner is actually making his case to surpass leroy in most annoying soonerfans poster race. that is NOT easy to do.


Absolutely. This guy is actually making me like Leroy.

Yall are missing the Big picture here. JS is doing us a FINE service. Hes keeping the Limptard so busy he aint got much time to Doosh up other threads. You go JS;)

[Leroy Lizard]

Yall are missing the Big picture here. JS is doing us a FINE service. Hes keeping the Limptard so busy he aint got much time to Doosh up other threads. You go JS;)

And now olevet is complaining about others dooshing up threads.

[birddog]

twit to kenny. **** off dip ****. you have WAAAY more important priorities to worry about than teh innerwebs and what people think of your opinion. get over yourself and win an NC for us.

then you can twit all you want about whatever it is you feel like people want to read from you.

[SoonerofAlabama]

I am good with that.

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

just read through this entire thread....it started off great until Charlie Sheen engaged in a vagina monologue with the lizard. i mean, how much cocaine can a guy really do before he loses the ability to type? jeebus.

[sooner59]

Speaking of which...Leroy hasn't been around in a good while now. Oh well.