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OutlandTrophy
3/9/2011, 09:04 PM
I need to wear tighter underwear, I guess.
Mongo
3/9/2011, 09:12 PM
Or not be a stud with a pringles can sized weener
btk108
3/9/2011, 09:13 PM
+1
soonerinkaty
3/9/2011, 09:58 PM
Happens to me all the time.
soonerthanu
3/9/2011, 10:33 PM
better than sitting on someone elses.
KABOOKIE
3/9/2011, 10:45 PM
If I could sit on my own penis I'd never leave the house.
Breadburner
3/9/2011, 10:45 PM
I steped on mine......Edited for content......Heh..
KantoSooner
3/10/2011, 10:22 AM
you do NOT need tighter underwear. They cause groin sweat, reduced sperm count AND communisim.
What you need is silk boxers.

Go ahead, spend the money, buy a pair. You'll be smiling all day and walking places you otherwise would have driven.
Turd_Ferguson
3/10/2011, 10:27 AM
I thought I sat on mine one time but then I looked over and seen that STEP was sitting next to me.
stoops the eternal pimp
3/10/2011, 10:28 AM
swings and dances like a cobra
soonerchk
3/10/2011, 12:55 PM
Didn't you burn yourself yesterday? Do you need a training manual on how to operate that thing?
btk108
3/10/2011, 01:02 PM
bananna hammock
Mongo
3/10/2011, 01:04 PM
you do NOT need tighter underwear. They cause groin sweat, reduced sperm count AND communisim.
What you need is silk boxers.

Go ahead, spend the money, buy a pair. You'll be smiling all day and walking places you otherwise would have driven.

Under Armor boxerjocks. Your unit will thank you
stoopified
3/10/2011, 01:05 PM
I need to wear tighter underwear, I guess.I keep stepping on mine.
StoopTroup
3/10/2011, 02:13 PM
I killed a man in Reno with mine once....just to impress his Girlfriend.
btk108
3/10/2011, 02:18 PM
I killed a man in Reno with mine once....just to impress his Girlfriend.

What....laughed himself to death, did he? :D
StoopTroup
3/10/2011, 02:20 PM
I'm not sure what it was I just couldn't believe it killed him.....lol
OULenexaman
3/10/2011, 02:36 PM
your unit only kills men?.....moving on now...
Breadburner
3/10/2011, 02:37 PM
I killed a man in Reno with mine once....just to impress his Girlfriend.

I thought you shot him......:D
StoopTroup
3/10/2011, 02:38 PM
Yes. Well at least one of them. I'm not sure really.....he could have just had a heart attack when it started to swing it at him.
StoopTroup
3/10/2011, 02:39 PM
I thought you shot him......:D

That was his GF.
KantoSooner
3/10/2011, 03:09 PM
I'm thinking alternative lyrics here:


"Wellllll, I showed a man my penis,

Just to watch him cry.

When I feel that wind a blowing,

I tilt my head and sigh."


And we could, and maybe should, keep going in this vein.

Or not.