Have you ever singed

[OutlandTrophy]

your pubes while trying to light a cigarette?

[soonerchk]

Were you planning to smoke it out of your cooter??????

[sooner59]

your pubes while trying to light a cigarette?

I don't smoke. And I wouldn't confused my pecker with a tiny little cigarette anyway. Sounds like a personal problem. ;)

[jumperstop]

Were you planning to smoke it out of your cooter??????

Must have been out of his dick, couldn't make the right suction with your cooter lips to acctually inhale enough smoke...

....I have seen some things in porn and crazy asian sex shows that would suggest otherwise though.

[soonerchk]

Must have been out of his dick, couldn't make the right suction with your cooter lips to acctually inhale enough smoke...

....I have seen some things in porn and crazy asian sex shows that would suggest otherwise though.

You've obviously never heard of Judy Booger from the Stables.



Gawd I miss Pokoloco, he'd tell you all about it.

[OutlandTrophy]

it hurts

[OULenexaman]

I'll bet.....and just take your word for it.

[Breadburner]

You've obviously never heard of Judy Booger from the Stables.



Gawd I miss Pokoloco, he'd tell you all about it.

She plucked a few back in the day and dropped them in some beers......:D

[sooner_born_1960]

it hurts
Singed hair hurts?

[OutlandTrophy]

my nose

[Breadburner]

I did burn the tip of Mr. Johnson Ironing a shirt naked one time......

[jumperstop]

I did burn the tip of Mr. Johnson Ironing a shirt naked one time......

Probably about as bad as the time my gf left the straightner on the edge of the bathroom counter after she was done with it. Poor me trying to just dry my hair after I got out of the shower, didn't expect to burn my dick....

[Breadburner]

Yup...You dont have to get much of it to know you did it.....

[HBick]

singed pubes would probably be the easiest way to manscape

[SGA]

singed pubes would probably be the easiest way to manscape

yeah but i doubt there are many women out there that would blow you while smelling like a tire fire

[HBick]

yeah but i doubt there are many women out there that would blow you while smelling like a tire fire

The Clubman Aftershave covers the smell of anything. I worked at a golf course and when anyone's bag would get mildew from rain water or beer or any other liquid and you'd be surprised by what all gets in there, the Clubman was poured in it and killed the smell for at least a week

[Chuck Bao]

singed pubes would probably be the easiest way to manscape

I don't think so.

My worst experience was frying bacon nekkid. Okay, that is really terrible to imagine. But trust me, it is a really, really bad idea.

[SGA]

I don't think so.

My worst experience was frying bacon nekkid. Okay, that is really terrible to imagine. But trust me, it is a really, really bad idea.

bad idea?

i'd call that flat out moronic

and you are a total meathead for frying bacon nekkid

[HBick]

I don't think so.

My worst experience was frying bacon nekkid. Okay, that is really terrible to imagine. But trust me, it is a really, really bad idea.

sounds painful

[Harry Beanbag]

Nope.

[SGA]

Nope.

If Harry Beanbag has never singed his junk spot, then you are clearly in the minority OP

[Chuck Bao]

Nope.

Nope. Nope doesn't cook, except he can use the toaster to make toast.

But, I am very proud of him and I think that is proof that he can live in the US with me someday. He doesn't need rice. He can live off of toast and honey.

[tcrb]

A buddy of mine singed his butt hair once when he lit a fart bare-a**ed. The singed hair smelled bad, but I laughed until my sides hurt.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Must have been out of his dick, couldn't make the right suction with your cooter lips to acctually inhale enough smoke...

....I have seen some things in porn and crazy asian sex shows that would suggest otherwise though.

I actually watched a chick do just that in Mexico in the 80s. :D

[49r]

"Million to one shot doc, million to one!"