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rekamrettuB
3/7/2011, 10:47 AM
Just saw this on CNN so I want to warn everyone. Get right!!!



http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/6087068/doomsday_may_21_2011.html

Well we can all pack our bags, a religious group with a web site called www.wecanknow.com, claims doomsday is approaching and the day of the Rapture is May 21,2011 and God will destroy the earth on Oct 21, 2011.

They are so sure of these dates that they have begun putting up billboards in cities like St. Louis, Omaha and Nashville.

In a nutshell, (pun intended), this group claims that they have been able to 100% guarantee that they have deciphered the exact date of the End Of Days for All Mankind. Now this group is run by Harold Camping, Harold is not new to the world of Doomsday Prophecy in September of 1994 he claimed this was the original date for the end of man and the world as we know it.

Harold then went back and recalculated the dates and now claims that on May 21, 2011 Jesus will return, followed a few months later by the complete destruction of the earth on Oct 21, 2011, and shape shifting alien reptiles from another dimension are actually running our world.

According to Harold, only a very few who understand what's going on and not the regular clueless Christians will be saved. Harold of course has the secret to salvation, and for $19.95 you can have it too.

Harold is so good at calculating Biblical dates that he even claims to have determined the date of creation, that being 11,013 B.C.E and the flood at 4990 B.C.E.

And people wonder why Christians get made fun of, well here ya go. You simply cannot fix stupid, either Harold is running a scam to gather money for his "Ministries" or he is simply insane.

What do you think?

3rdgensooner
3/7/2011, 11:07 AM
I've got some partying to do.

Ike
3/7/2011, 11:12 AM
Clearly, this is Obama's fault.

Or Bush's.


I can't decide.

rekamrettuB
3/7/2011, 11:14 AM
I've got some partying to do.

I have twins on the way and they are going to be born around May 21st. Maybe one of them could be...wait, I can't say that.

stoops the eternal pimp
3/7/2011, 11:15 AM
So there should probably be some good sales going on in a few weeks then

Wishboned
3/7/2011, 11:17 AM
So there should probably be some good sales going on in a few weeks then

Everything must go!!!!

rekamrettuB
3/7/2011, 11:19 AM
Everything WILL go!!!!

FIFY :D

uncle mo
3/7/2011, 11:40 AM
I've got some partying to do.

I am more than willing to hold a party for you. In my pants.

sappstuf
3/7/2011, 11:41 AM
Oct 21, 2011??

Those dumba$$ Mayans were waaaaayy off..

tcrb
3/7/2011, 11:41 AM
My bucket list just got a whole lot shorter. :mad:

OUMallen
3/7/2011, 12:05 PM
I am more than willing to hold a party for you. In my pants.

Who all is coming?

WichitaSooner
3/7/2011, 12:05 PM
That's funny... I calculated that it would be March 15, 2011.... Well, that's when the poles will shift, anyway...

Breadburner
3/7/2011, 12:08 PM
Preparing my "Screaming Circle" now....!!!!

oudavid1
3/7/2011, 12:43 PM
To all of those people that believe, and want others to believe....

Give me all your money and i will believe you. You dont need it.

sooner59
3/7/2011, 12:54 PM
Ok, so I am getting my money's worth. I just stole a police car and robbed a liquor store, then pulled over a motorist and stole their Ferarri.

WAIT! WHAT?!?! The end of the world is THIS year??? Hell that was just a typical Monday morning for me. Now I have to really go out and live it up. :D

OhU1
3/7/2011, 01:01 PM
This guy isn't doing the cult/religion thing right. You never put a claim or prediction out there that can be falsified.

Just in case, I'll skip mowing my lawn after say May 10th or so to aovid wasted effort.

jumperstop
3/7/2011, 01:05 PM
Three days before I leave for Europe. Damn rapture messing with my vacation...

SoonerLVZ
3/7/2011, 01:55 PM
Three days before I leave for Europe. Damn rapture messing with my vacation...

At least you won't have to worry about waiting in line at the tourist spots.

cccasooner2
3/7/2011, 02:05 PM
I'm going fishing anyway.

sappstuf
3/7/2011, 02:11 PM
I'm going fishing anyway.

Bad way to go....

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9udfncYtHlw/TCRhx4Y5K1I/AAAAAAAACl4/uz9VefUFNbE/s1600/3.+Night+Of+The+Dolphin.png

Sooner_Bob
3/7/2011, 02:13 PM
Everything must go!!!!

You can't take it with you!!! :texan:

rekamrettuB
3/7/2011, 03:25 PM
This guy isn't doing the cult/religion thing right. You never put a claim or prediction out there that can be falsified.

Just in case, I'll skip mowing my lawn after say May 10th or so to aovid wasted effort.

That dude's pretty dang old anyway. He won't care if he's wrong. He'll just quietly disappear.

soonerchk
3/7/2011, 03:32 PM
I wonder if this is more accurate than the Keifer chick who was predicting it last October. I guess we'll find out soon enough.

I Am Right
3/7/2011, 04:35 PM
" if a flute has no holes, then it isnt a flute, and if a donut has no hole its a danish."

RFH Shakes
3/7/2011, 05:10 PM
Well I do turn 40 on the 30th of May. So yeah, it is the end of the world for me anyway. :D

Maybe Jesus is just coming early for my birthday party, Harold!

Penguin
5/18/2011, 06:16 PM
TTT


REPENT!!!

C&CDean
5/18/2011, 06:56 PM
Three days before I leave for Europe. Damn rapture messing with my vacation...

I'm retiring after 36+ years of indentured servitude on May 31. Nothing better **** that up.

StoopTroup
5/18/2011, 07:01 PM
I am more than willing to hold a party for you. In my pants.

Sounds like he's got a different pair of pants lined up until the 21st....

soonercruiser
5/18/2011, 08:38 PM
Coming?

I hope to be "going"!

http://members.cox.net/franklipsinic/Other/The%20End%20is%20near

cccasooner2
5/18/2011, 09:50 PM
I'm retiring after 36+ years of indentured servitude on May 31. Nothing better **** that up.

LOL, that would be a pi**er.