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JohnnyMack
3/2/2011, 04:16 PM
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So a) what was the bird doing on the field (pitch) in the first place and b) my interpretation of the video is that he was trying to kick it off the field of play, not stomp it to death.

Thoughts?

C&CDean
3/2/2011, 04:17 PM
I can't see the vid, but The Owl & Thistle is a kickass pub in Seattle.

NormanPride
3/2/2011, 04:22 PM
:(

C&CDean
3/2/2011, 04:24 PM
Is it anything like Randy Johnson's seagull assplosion?

sooneron
3/2/2011, 04:26 PM
Judging by the language being spoken, I'm surprised he didn't just cook it up right then and there.

Turd_Ferguson
3/2/2011, 04:27 PM
Doosh bag soccer players...I'd have climbed up on his neck and choked him the **** out..then kick him in the head so he could eat out of a straw for a few months...

NormanPride
3/2/2011, 04:30 PM
Is it anything like Randy Johnson's seagull assplosion?

No, the owl gets on the pitch and either attacks the ball or just gets hit by it. They stop play and the camera shows the owl is stunned but still moving. Then some db away team player comes by and kicks it off the pitch, about 20-30 feet. That's probably what killed it.

C&CDean
3/2/2011, 04:33 PM
Did anybody yell

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NormanPride
3/2/2011, 04:40 PM
Would you yell touchdown if someone kicked Mex off the field back in the day?

C&CDean
3/2/2011, 04:41 PM
Would you yell touchdown if someone kicked Mex off the field back in the day?

No, because that would be a PAT or field goal. DOH.

NormanPride
3/2/2011, 04:44 PM
So would you yell :les: LLLLLLLOOOKS GOOD!! ?

pphilfran
3/2/2011, 04:46 PM
So would you yell :les: LLLLLLLOOOKS GOOD!! ?

Nope....definitely WIDE RIGHT!

JohnnyMack
3/2/2011, 04:47 PM
1) Why was the owl on the field?

2) If it was that big of a ****ing deal, why didn't they stop play?

NormanPride
3/2/2011, 04:47 PM
:rcmad: GAL DARNIT, JIMMY!!

Boomer.....
3/2/2011, 04:47 PM
Looked like the ******* just kicked the bird.

TUSooner
3/2/2011, 04:57 PM
That was dumb. Lucky for the player it wasn't in the US or UK where animal rights activists would have been screaming for his head. It was dumb, though.

Partial Qualifier
3/2/2011, 08:45 PM
I think the owl only suffered a broken leg from getting hit by the ball. It didn't die. The guy said he was trying to get it airborne to see whether or not it could fly :rolleyes:

A Sooner in Texas
3/2/2011, 10:22 PM
I really, really wish I hadn't watched the vid. :(

sooneron
3/2/2011, 10:46 PM
1) Why was the owl on the field?

2) If it was that big of a ****ing deal, why didn't they stop play?

2) I pretty much can't stand commie foosball, yet, even I know they NEVER stop play in that miserable game.

Soonrboy
3/2/2011, 11:04 PM
to Cherokees, Owls are the harbingers of death. Those soccer players better watch out!