SOMEONE'S CHANGING MY ORIGINAL TOASTS!

[Turd_Ferguson]

WHO IS THE ARROGANT BAS**** THAT HAD THE AUTHORITY, ACCESS, VILE BRAIN, AND GALL TO CHANGE MY TOASTs??????

This kind of behavior must be stopped by the owners of this web site!
DEAN! Who could have done this vile, demented act?
A person who would do this to THE ORIGINAL TOAST is a little pimple faced jerk that is not worthy to have such access!

An investigation is in order!

I KNOW FOR A FACT I ORDERED WHITE TOAST LIGHTLY BUTTERED BUT INSTEAD RECEIVED WHEAT WITH OLEO:mad::mad::mad:

[saucysoonergal]

1. To Health:
"May you live as long as you like,
And have all you like as long as you live."
2. To Friendship:
"My heart is as full as my glass,
When I drink to you, old friend!"
3. To Friendship:
"Here's to you and here's to me,
Friends may we always be!
But, if by chance we disagree,
Up yours! Here's to me!"
4. To Friendship:
"There are good ships,
and there are wood ships,
The ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships, are friendships,
And may they always be."
5. To Drinking:
"One bottle for four of us,
Thank God there's no more of us!"
6. To Love:
"May we kiss whom we please,
And please whom we kiss."
7. To Happiness:
"May neighbours respect you,
Trouble neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And heaven accept you."
8. To Drinking:
"My friends are the best friends
Loyal, willing and able.
Now let’s get to drinking!
All glasses off the table!"
9. To Happiness:
"May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past."
10. To Happiness:
"May you have the hindsight to know where you've been,
The foresight to know where you are going,
And the insight to know when you have gone too far."

Cheers, Cin Cin, Lechiam

[Turd_Ferguson]

11. Here's to the lady in the red shoes. She smokes my cigarettes and drink's my booze. She has no cherry but that's no sin, she still has the box that the cherry came in.:D

12. If my dog could piz this stuff and I was sure he could piz enough, I'd tie him down to the head of my bead and I'd suck his dick till we both were dead.:D

[btk108]

geez, it's toast....wait, did you already jam it?

[Breadburner]

To Honor...Get on her and stay on her.....

[AlboSooner]

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