Things The South Oval Is Missing

[Scott D]

1. Regular Normdates in reference to the most recent trip to Wal-Mart.

2. Spending a week openly planning a "Dallas Lunch Meet"

3. Doleo never knowing how to get into the "IT"

4. Yermom having fewer posts than me.

5. A lack of the reputation feature.

6. More posts quoting "good" posts saying 'heh'

7. Swedish Supermodel Prostitutes who know what you like...yes, she'll do what you want...she's a dirty girl.

[Sooner_Bob]

8. Carpet cleaning tales

[3rdgensooner]

9. Beefcake

[Bourbon St Sooner]

10. SexySoonerAngel

[Scott D]

10. SAF

[jumperstop]

12. Copy cat threads for every thread created. We could use more of those ridiculous, non funny threads.

[Mongo]

13. More uptight posters

[yermom]

doleo vs. Beano and the IT was epic

[Adrian]

14. Nude pictures of Bea Arthur

[C&CDean]

Wyandotte Wildcat.

[TUSooner]

14. Nude pictures of Bea Arthur

heh




PS- Please DO NOT post ANY pics of Bea Arthur. TIA.

[Jammin']

15. The

[TUSooner]

8. Carpet cleaning tales

Post reported!

[Sooner_Bob]

16. Farks just because . . .

[Mjcpr]

M) BSG

[Scott D]

Tuba regaling us with uptight stories of looking out his window at work at a tittay bar.

[Adrian]

17. Tips from Sic Em, on how to gain weight

[Scott D]

Tips from SicEm on how to get robbed at Baylor....by white chicks looking to sell people's kidneys in Mexico for some blow.

[Adrian]

Phil's patience

[3rdgensooner]

Flair

[Scott D]

Kasey Studdard

[C&CDean]

Tailgate pics. I can do onesies, but they're ****ing huge, and I just don't know how to post a bunch of pics.

[Scott D]

yeah....we kind of shy away from you posting pics.

[3rdgensooner]

Invisible status option

[Aldebaran]

shag carpeting













that matches the drapes

[saucysoonergal]

CDIAB

[Mississippi Sooner]

I would pay a ridiculous amount for CDIAB right now.

[saucysoonergal]

Keep talking...

[soonercruiser]

shag carpeting

that matches the drapes

Got Cats?????

[OUthunder]

heh

[Boomer.....]

The Ryan's Steakhouse story

[STUpendOUs]

22.a-4 TAGS!

[Jammin']

15. The

Exactly! Where is he? I assume Partial knows. Fess up PQ.

[Breadburner]

A scrotum with nipples....

[3rdgensooner]

Brain cells


Exactly! Where is he? I assume Partial knows. Fess up PQ.How would Partial know?

[NormanPride]

three WAYLT threads at once, followed by two survivor threads, an american idol thread, and a LOST thread that two people post in and everyone hates.

[SoCaliSooner]

Flair


Brain cells


Why are you bashing us???

[picasso]

1. Regular Normdates in reference to the most recent trip to Wal-Mart.

2. Spending a week openly planning a "Dallas Lunch Meet"

3. Doleo never knowing how to get into the "IT"

4. Yermom having fewer posts than me.

5. A lack of the reputation feature.

6. More posts quoting "good" posts saying 'heh'

7. Swedish Supermodel Prostitutes who know what you like...yes, she'll do what you want...she's a dirty girl.

Those days are long gone.

[SoCaliSooner]

Kansans...

[OULenexaman]

MOSOON and OLDSOONER......doing what they....did in Kansas.

[IB4OU2]

Tales of cat hunting, taint stabbing and chainsaw injuries.

[Boomer.....]

Dead hookers

[TUSooner]

Calm and intelligent discussions of politics and religion. Oh wait, the SO has never had those. Never mind!


Would you believe....
limericks and haikus ?

[delhalew]

Calm and intelligent discussions of politics and religion. Oh wait, the SO has never had those. Never mind!


Would you believe....
limericks and haikus ?

You're right. Bring back limericks and haikus.

[yermom]

There once was a lawyer from Nantucket...

[3rdgensooner]

clairvoyance

[Partial Qualifier]

How would Partial know?

Exactly. Jammin' probably half-way remembers me asking where he's been. I know not, but he needs to come back -- stat

21c) Sooner04 vs. NormInNorman epic tailgate rochambeaus

[C&CDean]

21c) Sooner04 vs. NormInNorman epic tailgate rochambeaus

The Farkus Fracas.

[sooneron]

04's ex stories.

[sooneron]

4Life's hole in one story. Oh wait!! Things the SO IS MISSING... never mind.

[sooneron]

The courtship of Rhino and Lil...

BSG

VK

Czar

[NormanPride]

Czar must have finally gotten some heat for all those dead hookers.

[C&CDean]

Dallas lunches. Norman lunches. Tulsa lunches.

And juicy booty. I miss that the most.

[3rdgensooner]

I've got the juicy booty part covered.


But it's missing chocolate covered strawberries and champagne.

[C&CDean]

Go on...

[NormanPride]

How do you cover champagne in chocolate?

[Partial Qualifier]

How do you cover champagne in chocolate?

deep-fry it first, then dip it in chocolate

[sooneron]

deep-fry it first, then dip it in chocolate

yep

[TUSooner]

Tales of cat hunting, taint stabbing and chainsaw injuries.

and don't forget the gay bull. Best SO story Evar.

[NormanPride]

deep-fry it first, then dip it in chocolate

That just raises more questions!

[jumperstop]

Is this juicy booty caused by not wiping after severe diarrhea?

[Mongo]

critical_phil

[3rdgensooner]

Is this juicy booty caused by not wiping after severe diarrhea?
Poop is among the topics I never get involved in, so no.

[jumperstop]

Poop is among the topics I never get involved in, so no.

Well that's a little hotter than the poo butt. :D

[Breadburner]

Monkey Butt.....

[Mongo]

critical_phil

And his ten ****ing dollars

[Boomer.....]

And his wine drunken tirades

fixed

[C&CDean]

frank's poles. Where TF is Frank?

[Mongo]

frank's poles. Where TF is Frank?

Dont know. He left here and slicks for something srs.

[Mjcpr]

We are not at liberty to discuss this. We've said too much already.

[Curly Bill]

Hey, where's Vet?







Oh wait! Too soon?

[OULenexaman]

frank's poles. Where TF is Frank? Frankensooner??

[C&CDean]

Yes.

[Boomer.....]

Yup

[OULenexaman]

good question...

[OULenexaman]

maybe farrakahn took him on the spaceship...

[NormanPride]

GHP and PG being terrible twins.

[Jammin']

Brain cells

How would Partial know?

I don't know, seemed like he would.


Exactly. Jammin' probably half-way remembers me asking where he's been. I know not, but he needs to come back -- stat

21c) Sooner04 vs. NormInNorman epic tailgate rochambeaus

Guess not.

[C&CDean]

GHP and PG being terrible twins.

You mean bubble twins? Man, all we heard about for about 2 years was "I'm allergic to oxygen, water, nitrogen, hydrogen, food, beer, dirt, and bologna."

And everybody crying like bitches because PG was the board's "princess" and could get away with anything. Well I don't really miss that crap but it is fun to reminisce.

[C&CDean]

Poop is among the topics I never get involved in, so no.

Oh. So you know my sister huh? I was about 14 before I knew that girls farted or ****. My older sister used to do SBD farts, and when somebody tried to call her on it she was very convincing. "Girls don't fart. It's medically proven. We don't poop either." Of course I should have known better after cleaning up 500 pounds of **** outta the yard through my life from the female animals, but she was damned convincing. The day I walked into her bedroom just as she rips a fart of biblical proportions she was busted. I go "Rita, you farted?" She goes "yes, dumbass, are you really that stupid?" True story.

[NormanPride]

But... PG is the board's princess, right? I saw a tiara...

[C&CDean]

That was to cover the horns.

[NormanPride]

Devil princess is fine with me. As long as we got the proper positions covered.

[SoonerStormchaser]

You mean bubble twins? Man, all we heard about for about 2 years was "I'm allergic to oxygen, water, nitrogen, hydrogen, food, beer, dirt, and bologna."

And everybody crying like bitches because PG was the board's "princess" and could get away with anything. Well I don't really miss that crap but it is fun to reminisce.

Umm...Dean, PG is still the board's princess. Of course, Mama is ALWAYS the queen bee!

[Scott D]

LAS getting banned 2 to 3 times a week.

[C&CDean]

Scott D pining for the Black Panther days...

[Scott D]

The Revolution will not be televised...it will be on YouTube.

[C&CDean]

Figures. I miss all the good ****.

[Scott D]

Don't worry, I'm already queuing up the Last Poets for the soundtrack.

[sooneron]

FPOMF

[3rdgensooner]

Oh. So you know my sister huh? I was about 14 before I knew that girls farted or ****. My older sister used to do SBD farts, and when somebody tried to call her on it she was very convincing. "Girls don't fart. It's medically proven. We don't poop either." Of course I should have known better after cleaning up 500 pounds of **** outta the yard through my life from the female animals, but she was damned convincing. The day I walked into her bedroom just as she rips a fart of biblical proportions she was busted. I go "Rita, you farted?" She goes "yes, dumbass, are you really that stupid?" True story.Cool story bro.

I don't know your sister.

[C&CDean]

Yort to. I sense similarities betwixt thee.

[3rdgensooner]

That doesn't really capture my reason for not posting about the topic.

To summarize, I think it's an idiotic thing to talk about and it bores me.

Kinda like your feelings about Top Chef...

[Oldnslo]

Shamu

Yeah, I know who it was. Funny posts, 100% of the time.

[C&CDean]

That doesn't really capture my reason for not posting about the topic.

To summarize, I think it's an idiotic thing to talk about and it bores me.

Kinda like your feelings about Top Chef...

Wha? I actually enjoy seeing grown-assed adults fawning over silly TV shows. The Survivor/Idol threads on here were epic. We had people who put their lives on hold to keep up with Survivor.

What about vomit? Does a thread about puke picque your interest?

[3rdgensooner]

What about vomit? Does a thread about puke picque your interest?

Uhm, no.

[C&CDean]

OK, so bodily functions are out. I'm good with that.

[Oldnslo]

I've got this substance that excretes from the crease in my elbow...

[Oldnslo]

ok, so maybe "extrudes" would be a better word.

[OUthunder]

Bewbs & pron

[Chuck Bao]

Wha? I actually enjoy seeing grown-assed adults fawning over silly TV shows. The Survivor/Idol threads on here were epic. We had people who put their lives on hold to keep up with Survivor.

Hey! I resemble that remark.

Survivor was a fun game to play online when it was so popular. My group tried to spoil the show for everyone else by always correctly predicting the boot each week. I visited one Survivor locale myself and sponsored spy missions for others. All of that snooping and detective work was a bit fun for a while. There was even a write-up on the Acme Brain Trust in the NY Times. But, when the producers finally decided to embrace the spoiler community as adding to the show's popularity, it drained all of the fun out of it for me and many others. No, Dean, I didn't have much of a life back in 2000.

[Boomer.....]

Smoking toes

[C&CDean]

Hey! I resemble that remark.

Survivor was a fun game to play online when it was so popular. My group tried to spoil the show for everyone else by always correctly predicting the boot each week. I visited one Survivor locale myself and sponsored spy missions for others. All of that snooping and detective work was a bit fun for a while. There was even a write-up on the Acme Brain Trust in the NY Times. But, when the producers finally decided to embrace the spoiler community as adding to the show's popularity, it drained all of the fun out of it for me and many others. No, Dean, I didn't have much of a life back in 2000.

Damn. That was back in 2000? Seems like just yesterday.

[GDC]

Chance Mock and ad clicking.

[Veritas]

critical_phil
CVS not being too busy with kids to post as much
everything doleo
Enrico Palazzo (technically doleo as well)
BSG
SoonerJK/JKSooner/whatever
WAYLT: post padding or legit threads?
TOTP Beyonces!
FPOMF
Who is ENA?
succs

[GDC]

I thought 04 was Enrico!

cdiab

[GottaHavePride]

You mean bubble twins? Man, all we heard about for about 2 years was "I'm allergic to oxygen, water, nitrogen, hydrogen, food, beer, dirt, and bologna."

And everybody crying like bitches because PG was the board's "princess" and could get away with anything. Well I don't really miss that crap but it is fun to reminisce.

Two years? Dammit, I have wasted WAY mroe than two years of my life around this place. :)

[GDC]

Actually, now that I think about it, wasn't there a rotation of posters who took turns being Enrico Pallazo?

[OUthunder]

Has toe sucking or toe fetishes been mentioned?

Good times.

[C&CDean]

VK/BSG and their sexy shoes.

And by "sexy" I mean completely ridiculous, overpriced chick footwear.

[silverwheels]

I miss BSG and the WAYLT threads.

[C&CDean]

BigRedJed and his homogenous scooter.

[BillyBall]

Helander

[OUthunder]

Whatever happened to SB/SB?

[saucysoonergal]

Yeah, Thunder is right where is Holley?

[C&CDean]

She comes to the tailgates, but rarely - if ever posts anymore.

[Mjcpr]

I think it is missing a pine scented dangly on the rearview mirror.

[Howzit]

Norm realizing way too late that naming his computer something funny and random caused his emails to friends and family to show up as being from Anal Warts.

[jk the sooner fan]

SoonerJK/JKSooner/whatever


i hate that guy

[Mixer!]

HOLY SH!T, HE'S ALIVE! :D

[Sooner_Bob]

BigRedJed and his homogenous scooter.


Where is that dude?

[C&CDean]

Don't know. Him and BSG mysteriously disappeared at the same time. I wonder if they're in Czar and VK's freezer...

[saucysoonergal]

I thought BSG was abducted by a gang of hispanic youths and worshiped for her Juicy Bootay?

[C&CDean]

That's racist.

[saucysoonergal]

Look Dean, I am in no way shape or form against blonde people.

[OUthunder]

i hate that guy

Damn! You still have more posts than most of us old timers, lol.

[Sooner_Bob]

Don't know. Him and BSG mysteriously disappeared at the same time. I wonder if they're in Czar and VK's freezer...


BSG needs to get back on here . . . she was a hoot.

[Fugue]

BSG needs to get back on here . . . she was a hoot.

http://images.teamtalk.com/09/01/800x600/orly-owl_1748847.jpg

this is something she might have posted :P

[C&CDean]

All chick punk rock bands.

[NormanPride]

kancho ninjy masters.

[Mixer!]

That's racist.

Noooooooo.....

http://mjoines.com/files/images/Misc/thats_racist.gif

[jk the sooner fan]

i got a new fedjob with a different agency in downtown dallas

and here is a picture of the boys at the Army-Navy game this past december in Philly - we had a blast. Andrew is a junior, Jonathan lives in OKC and works in Edmond - going to UCO.....he's shaved the beard finally - that was from our elk hunt in Colorado last October

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f343/jksantee/boys.jpg

[C&CDean]

I'll have to wait until later to be able to see the pic. Glad the kids are doing good.

One of my boys joined the Army National Guard last summer and now wants to go regular Army. He wants to go Airborne Infantry like his old man. Right now his MOS is 88M and what's funny is that it's probably more dangerous right now than being Airborne. I'll support whichever way he wants to go.

[jk the sooner fan]

88M - truck driver!

good stuff!

[C&CDean]

He likes it, but his buddies all went 11B. He's attached to the 45th Infantry, just not infantry.

I'm just happy he's in, and even happier that he enjoys it.

[jk the sooner fan]

jonathan did the 11B thing - was in the first "surge brigade" in Iraq

he lives off that CIB

[C&CDean]

Good for him. Nobody can ever take that CIB away from him.

[jk the sooner fan]

no - but it really doesnt do much for his resume either! :)

[C&CDean]

That's kinda what I told Luke. At least with the 88M you can always find a job.

[jk the sooner fan]

yeah...a job......sigh, well he's 25, he'll figure things out eventually i suppose

[NormanPride]

Youth is for the stupid. :D

Or is it the other way around?

[Mixer!]

I didn't know Yermom was yerson. :D

[OUthunder]

SoonerWill

[StoopTroup]

Don't know. Him and BSG mysteriously disappeared at the same time. I wonder if they're in Czar and VK's freezer...

From what I can figure....that wouldn't be possible would it? I mean isn't the freezer full of shoes? :D

[Soonerus]

Cripp fight...

[STUpendOUs]

yeah...a job......sigh, well he's 25, he'll figure things out eventually i suppose

I jk hope he figures it out sooner than later...

[proud gonzo]

Kansans...
*ahem* :mad:

[Mjcpr]

Dolemite Schiavo.

OMG, I am still going to hell for laughing at and using that pic.

[proud gonzo]

hahahaha, no joke

i think i still have that photo saved somewhere...

[Howzit]

occcdad selling oakley monster sunglasses and entertainment centers.

[Howzit]

Italian pants.

[StoopTroup]

Afghan Rugs, heroin and some Amy Whitehouse for the poster we no longer speak of.

[yermom]

bumping for jumperstop ;)

[jumperstop]

bumping for jumperstop ;)

More threads about me and my sense of humor or lack there of?

[picasso]

Norm realizing way too late that naming his computer something funny and random caused his emails to friends and family to show up as being from Anal Warts.

I miss hangin' out by the porta potty at the tailgates with Howzit. Shootin' the breeze, srsly. Oh, this is for the South Oval?

[yermom]

More threads about me and my sense of humor or lack there of?

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3158251&postcount=6

:D

[jumperstop]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3158251&postcount=6

:D

I remember what that was about and I stand by what I said. 1 out of 10 times it might make me grin, but the majority of the time it's the same guy making ten copy cat threads with one or no post in each. By the response they get I'm not the only one who doesn't think they are not funny... :)

[dolemitesooner]

cool people.

dean sux the cox

[SoonerStormchaser]

The board BEFORE amnesty and OUI ;)!

[jk the sooner fan]

http://www.whoisbolaji.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/target-audience-crying-kid.jpg

i swear you cant be an officer, and if you are - for the sake of those serving near you, may you always be in a staff position

[SicEmBaylor]

i hate that guy

Oh thank God, I thought I was the only one.

;)

[BudSooner]

Whiny dumbasses.





****, nevermind they are still here.

[tommieharris91]

Copycat threads.

[jk the sooner fan]

Oh thank God, I thought I was the only one.

;)

oh heavens no, there's a club - you should seek out membership - they'd love to have you

[olevetonahill]

The board BEFORE amnesty and OUI ;)!

Winnah, **** off dip **** JK.:P