Some Wisdom from Karl

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I learned to read some. I read the Bible quite a bit. I can't understand all of it, but I reckon I understand a good deal of it. Them stories you and Mama told me ain't in there. You ought not done that to your boy. I studied on killing you. Studied on it quite a bit. But I reckon there ain't no need for it if all you're gonna do is sit there in that chair. You'll be dead soon enough and the world 'll be shut of ya. You ought not killed my little brother, he should've had a chance to grow up. He woulda had fun some time.


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[cjames317]

mmm hmmm

[NormanPride]

Fascinating.

[HBick]

I'm watching Beverly Hills Cop III on HBO2, how does it relate you ask? No idea, just like I have no idea about this thread

[Breadburner]

Can you fix me sum biscuits and mustard....

[cjames317]

I don't think anything bad ought to happen to children. I think the bad stuff should be saved up for the people whose grown up. That's the way I see it.

[yermom]

and deep too.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

GEt it

[XingTheRubicon]

Just a good rule of thumb...

If a, just released, homicidal maniac (whom you've called a retard to his face) is holding a sharpened lawn mower blade and asking you how to dial for an ambulance, you might want to take more precaution then just sitting in your chair drinking beer.

[soonercruiser]

What?????
:eek:

[Pricetag]

I was thinkin' I could use me another six or eight cans of that potted meat if you got any extree.

[Whet]

You got any taters in there?

[silverwheels]

It ain't got no gas in it.

[Soonerson1975]

Karl was actually our Offensive Coord for awhile in the 90s.

[cjames317]

For OUr hornhead trolls:

I don't reckon you have to go with women to be a good daddy to a boy.

[saucysoonergal]

Yes, ma'am. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower blade. Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two... It's a lil' ol' white house on the corner of Vine Street and some other street. There's a pick-up truck out front that says "Doyle Hargraves Construction" on it. Doyle said besides sending the police, you might wanna send an ambulance or a "hearst". I'll be sitting here, waiting on ye.

[mgsooner]

I sure do like them french fried taters.

[Dio]

You mean funny ha-ha or funny queer?

[StoopTroup]

Doesn't matter where I was to be. We'll always be friends. You and me made friends right off the bat. Don't nobody ever change that. I kindly want to put my arm around you, then I'm gonna get up out of here and leave.