The Ban Hammer . . .

[JohnnyMack]

Finkel is Einhorn.

Einhorn is Finkel.

[SoonerBorn68]

I'm fresh out of spikes, but how 'bout a skateboard?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0psz07Q2HM

[Harry Beanbag]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0903/obtuse-demotivational-poster-1238561610.png

[Lott's Bandana]

Spike? Taint? Bad memories man, bad memories.


Reminds me of the beginning of whatwasit, The Omen? Where the twin brother jumps off the barn loft into a haystack with a pitchfork pointing up.

My sphincter snaps elastics when I think of that.

[Chuck Bao]

Okay, this question has nothing to do with the ban hammer. It is just a question for the admin. Do you think the new spek rules actually promotes more negging. I am getting frustrated that I can't pos spek some posters that I believe make value comments on this board and I have never really neg spekked anyone, even if I disagree with them. I just don't like the idea of neg spekking to get to the point where I can finally pos spek the good posters. I understand the reason for the new spek rules. I just think that there will be unintended side affects.

Alright, go ahead and neg spek me all you want and ban me if you must. I purposedly broke the rule on talking about neg spek.

[C&CDean]

Take it up with the HMFIC.

[sooner_born_1960]

Could someone point me to the new rules.

[C&CDean]

They're right here. Down, just a little bit further...

[sooner_born_1960]

What? Are you drinking already?

Already? I meant still.

[C&CDean]

Sure. Why not?

[sooner_born_1960]

Down just a little bit further than what?

[C&CDean]

Than my navel. Sheez, do I have to explain everything?

[PhiDeltBeers]

Dirty old man.

[soonerbrat]

They're right here. Down, just a little bit further...

that is a thought i'm going to try to get out of my mind for a long, long time.

[C&CDean]

What. Ever.

[Collier11]

This place smells like a butthole

[C&CDean]

Or a sweaty belly button.

[Collier11]

belly buttons are weird...STEP was born without one

[tcrb]

Does that mean he was hatched?

[C&CDean]

No, it means he was **** out.

[tcrb]

Just wondering if anyone can tell me just how much reputation I have to "spread around" before I can give some to the same person again? TIA (And I'd prefer not to have to take this up with the HMIC.)

[saucysoonergal]

Maybe 15. I know you can only give out about 10 a day now.

[JLEW1818]

u gotta hit KC/Crimson with green 8 times, green olevet 8 times. And then you have to hack OUDavids twitter account..... AND THEN, you have to call CK Sooner

[Curly Bill]

I don't think you're allowed to green olevet anymore, he's not in the inner circle. I think you can however green KC as many times as you want to.

[OUthunder]

I don't think you're allowed to green olevet anymore, he's not in the inner circle. I think you can however green KC as many times as you want to.

Don't forget Juan.

[Curly Bill]

Don't forget Juan.

Tru dat. By mentioning KC I was kinda mentioning juan too. They're attached at the hi....well, they're attached somewhere. :D

[The Profit]

I don't think you're allowed to green olevet anymore, he's not in the inner circle. I think you can however green KC as many times as you want to.




Not true. I have given Vet some green this week.

[Curly Bill]

Not true. I have given Vet some green this week.

You must be in the inner circle now. :D

[Boomer.....]

Heh

[C&CDean]

You must be in the inner circle now. :D

You are the pivot man in the inner circle.

[Curly Bill]

You are the pivot man in the inner circle.

Than why don't I feel more wanted? ;)

[C&CDean]

Because you are used?

[Curly Bill]

I think it's because I'm not a whiney little sack licker.

[C&CDean]

No, that's not why.

[Curly Bill]

Will you post in the secret invisible thread what the answer is?

[C&CDean]

If I knew where the secret thread was, and if I knew WTF was going on with spek, and if I knew not only what the answer was but what was the question? then sure, I'd post there. I'd probably even search for it if I GAS. IDGAS, therefore I shant.

[saucysoonergal]

The answer is six

[PhiDeltBeers]

I thought it was goingon8.

[THE-JROD]

I think it's because I'm not a whiney little sack licker.

IDGAS what anyone says...you hit it right on the head!!!

[CrimsonJim]

Tru dat. By mentioning KC I was kinda mentioning juan too. They're attached at the hi....well, they're attached somewhere. :D

You have to pop 'em on top of the head to break the seal...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7vjDE3ZM2SA/TIdFjJldxbI/AAAAAAAAAWA/59577RldW3k/s1600/BabySeal.jpg

[SanJoaquinSooner]

http://lionkingluva.webs.com/hyenas%20evil.jpg


Uncle Scar's posse of hyenas ... or a motley wake of old buzzards... I don't know which is the better description.




http://images.clipartof.com/small/30379-Clipart-Illustration-Of-Three-Black-Anxious-Buzzards-Perched-On-A-Cable-Hoping-For-Some-Road-Kill.jpg

[CrimsonJim]

Awwww, how cute. Ain't them some cute lookin' buzzards? :D

[StoopTroup]

http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/f/fa/fabiosvr/656244_plastic_hammer_toy_1.jpg


Ban Hammer!!

BTW....that freaking thing might have really hurt if a man was tossing it around....I barely felt anything. Now....if a Real Ranch Hand Farmer had really wound up and hit me...I might feel differently but all I got was a little funny tickle under my left eye. It was like Cliff Clavin gave me a little kiss for getting rid of my Pit Bulls. :D ;)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/421166117_d454099562.jpg

[Al Gore]

F'ing ban Noobs.......

[Al Gore]

We really should have a jail forum where only banned people can post. That would be beyond entertaining...and beyond that, a hole where jail forum posters can be sent if they shank someone or whatever.
I think that was mentioned a few years ago when I was being banned often. I still think it is a good idea. Need a place to put marks on the wall to count the days.

[StoopTroup]

You two would be my bitches.

[olevetonahill]

3 Days pffffffft Bet ya couldnt even eat the eggs :D

[StoopTroup]

http://ps3crunch.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/banhammer1.jpg

[olevetonahill]

Bro I got knots all over my head. Phil said I was hard headed :D

[StoopTroup]

Phil who?

[olevetonahill]

Phil who?

Some Dumas wit a Hammer, That dont like it when some one else has one and swings it :eek:

[StoopTroup]

Some Dumas wit a Hammer, That dont like it when some one else has one and swings it :eek:

?

http://www.blackborder.com/q/sites/default/files/images/The-Banhammer.jpg

[Collier11]

are you two gonna do it?

[StoopTroup]

are you two gonna do it?

Do what?

[Collier11]

each other

[StoopTroup]

No....we are looking for more a a hotel orgy around April 15th in Norman where everyone can show off their hammers. :D

[Blue]

I know a few problem children...

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/587708/901225.gif

[Norm In Norman]

Looks like Thunder is gone too!

HA!

[SoonerNate]

This thread reminds me of the 2:20 mark of the following:

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[StoopTroup]

go crawl back in yer mama's ***. Always a nice touch to parting ways....lol

[The]

Has this been resolved yet?

[StoopTroup]

Has this been resolved yet?

Mama's ***?

[StoopTroup]

Did the Hammer just Swing past California into the year 2121?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Did the Hammer just Swing past California into the year 2121?To bad it didn't get The California 2121...

[StoopTroup]

The hammer bashes cherries I hear.

http://free.bridal-shower-themes.com/img/how-to-tie-a-knot-in-a-cherry-stem_2.jpg