The pill...

[MR2-Sooner86]

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:pop:

[jumperstop]

Excellent. Telling this to the girly tonight when I get home.

[THE-JROD]

Heh!! Good one MR2!!! :D

[cccasooner2]

Right on, I heard those exact words "'well I can't get pregnant that way". Fortunatately, she was riight. :)

[Fraggle145]

MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

[soonercruiser]

The Pill - Side Effects:

http://women.emedtv.com/birth-control-pills/side-effects-of-birth-control-pills.html



Cautions
Some women may not be able to take The Pill because of the risk of serious health problems. Women who are over 35 and smoke or who have any of the following conditions should not take The Pill:

History of heart attack or stroke
Blood clots
Unexplained vaginal bleeding
Known or suspected cancer
Known or suspected pregnancy
Liver disease
Women who have the following conditions may not be able to take The Pill, but must first come to a consensus with their clinician or doctor:

Migraines
Gallbladder disease
Hypertension
Diabetes
Epilepsy
Sickle cell disease
Have had elective surgery
Have a history of blood clots, liver or heart disease
Women who use The Pill have a higher risk of heart attack and stroke. The effects of The Pill on breast cancer are still unknown. The Pill lowers a woman’s chance of developing ovarian cancer, endometrial cancer, and pelvic inflammatory disease.

Side Effects back to top

As the body adjusts to hormonal changes created by The Pill, women often experience some minor side effects, including:
Irregular bleeding or spotting
Nausea
Breast tenderness
Weight gain and/or water retention
Spotty darkening of the skin
Mood changes
Side effects usually disappear after two to three cycles. If your side effects are bothersome after this time or if heavy bleeding occurs, continue taking your pills and call the clinic for an appointment to talk about your prescription.

Danger Signs back to top

Women who experience any of the following “ACHES” symptoms while taking The Pill should call the clinic immediately
Abdominal pains (severe)
Chest pain or shortness of breath
Headaches (severe)
Eye problems, such as blurred vision
Severe leg or arm pain or numbness
http://www.fwhc.org/birth-control/thepill.htm

Abortion, Birth Control Pills, Raises Breast Cancer Risk
http://breastcancer.about.com/b/2010/01/08/abortion-birth-control-pills.htm



http://www.cancer.org/cancer/breastcancer/overviewguide/breast-cancer-overview-what-causes
Breast cancer risk and lifestyle choicesNot having children or having them later in life: Women who have had not had children, or who had their first child after age 30, have a slightly higher risk of breast cancer. Being pregnant many times and at an early age reduces breast cancer risk. Being pregnant lowers a woman's total number of lifetime menstrual cycles, which may be the reason for this effect.

Recent use of birth control pills: Studies have found that women who are using birth control pills have a slightly greater risk of breast cancer than women who have never used them. This risk seems to go back to normal over time once the pills are stopped. Women who stopped using the pill more than 10 years ago do not seem to have any increased risk. It's a good idea to talk to your doctor about the risks and benefits of birth control pills.

[sooner ngintunr]

The Pill - Side Effects:

http://women.emedtv.com/birth-control-pills/side-effects-of-birth-control-pills.html



Abortion, Birth Control Pills, Raises Breast Cancer Risk
http://breastcancer.about.com/b/2010/01/08/abortion-birth-control-pills.htm

The pill is the debil!!:rolleyes: Save it.

[sooner59]

Condoms are bad if you're allergic to latex, polyurethane, and sheepskin.

Also, sheepskin doesn't protect from the AIDS.

[SoCaliSooner]

The Pill - Side Effects:

http://women.emedtv.com/birth-contro...rol-pills.html (http://women.emedtv.com/birth-control-pills/side-effects-of-birth-control-pills.html)


Cautions
Some women may not be able to take The Pill because of the risk of serious health problems. Women who are over 35 and smoke or who have any of the following conditions should not take The Pill:

History of heart attack or stroke
Blood clots
Unexplained vaginal bleeding
Known or suspected cancer
Known or suspected pregnancy
Liver disease
Women who have the following conditions may not be able to take The Pill, but must first come to a consensus with their clinician or doctor:

Migraines
Gallbladder disease
Hypertension
Diabetes
Epilepsy
Sickle cell disease
Have had elective surgery
Have a history of blood clots, liver or heart disease
Women who use The Pill have a higher risk of heart attack and stroke. The effects of The Pill on breast cancer are still unknown. The Pill lowers a woman’s chance of developing ovarian cancer, endometrial cancer, and pelvic inflammatory disease.

Side Effects back to top

As the body adjusts to hormonal changes created by The Pill, women often experience some minor side effects, including:
Irregular bleeding or spotting
Nausea
Breast tenderness
Weight gain and/or water retention
Spotty darkening of the skin
Mood changes
Side effects usually disappear after two to three cycles. If your side effects are bothersome after this time or if heavy bleeding occurs, continue taking your pills and call the clinic for an appointment to talk about your prescription.

Danger Signs back to top

Women who experience any of the following “ACHES” symptoms while taking The Pill should call the clinic immediately
Abdominal pains (severe)
Chest pain or shortness of breath
Headaches (severe)
Eye problems, such as blurred vision
Severe leg or arm pain or numbness
http://www.fwhc.org/birth-control/thepill.htm
Abortion, Birth Control Pills, Raises Breast Cancer Risk
http://breastcancer.about.com/b/2010...trol-pills.htm (http://breastcancer.about.com/b/2010/01/08/abortion-birth-control-pills.htm)

Quote:
http://www.cancer.org/cancer/breastc...ew-what-causes (http://www.cancer.org/cancer/breastcancer/overviewguide/breast-cancer-overview-what-causes)
Breast cancer risk and lifestyle choicesNot having children or having them later in life: Women who have had not had children, or who had their first child after age 30, have a slightly higher risk of breast cancer. Being pregnant many times and at an early age reduces breast cancer risk. Being pregnant lowers a woman's total number of lifetime menstrual cycles, which may be the reason for this effect.

Recent use of birth control pills: Studies have found that women who are using birth control pills have a slightly greater risk of breast cancer than women who have never used them. This risk seems to go back to normal over time once the pills are stopped. Women who stopped using the pill more than 10 years ago do not seem to have any increased risk. It's a good idea to talk to your doctor about the risks and benefits of birth control pills.

Yeah.....that doesn't affect me...or my pipe...so I'm not really caring about side effects.

Can I bury it in you or pull out and spray?

That's all I need to know.

[oudavid1]

im 18. My girlfriend is beautiful. She is worth the wait.

[sooner59]

im 18. My girlfriend is beautiful. She is worth the wait.

2 days later...

Oops...she's pregnant. :eek:

[soonercruiser]

im 18. My girlfriend is beautiful. She is worth the wait.

Good for you guy!
:)

[VeeJay]

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