I trimmed my pubes and now my pants fit better.

[oumartin]

and being the great guy I am I am going to donate the hair.

[Soonerson1975]

I'm sure Locks of Love will be very excited.

[Turd_Ferguson]

I could use the hair, but I don't wanna look like Kareem...by the way, didn't the trimming make your cack look bigger? :D

[Mongo]

and being the great guy I am I am going to donate the hair.

I think I would let the cancer take me instead of wearing a wig made of short and curlies

[rekamrettuB]

I could use the hair, but I don't wanna look like Kareem...by the way, didn't the trimming make your cack look bigger? :D

That and small hands.

[oumartin]

I think I would let the cancer take me instead of wearing a wig made of short and curlies


your nose would love the smell and feel of my hair.

[Mongo]

your nose would love the smell and feel of my hair.

You sold me.

Any gray hairs in there that I will have to Just for Men it?

[Leroy Lizard]

These hazing activities are getting out of hand.

[Breadburner]

My dink stands out now without that bush shrouding it...Plus the chicks dig it....

[OUthunder]

Did you use a Furinator?

[Sooner_Bob]

Outstanding . . . Brandon would be proud.

[Howzit]

If you water your crotch it will grow like a chia and you can donate more locks for love.

[soonerinkaty]

My pubes look like Osama bin Laden's beard.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

i've seen martins...the look and texture of a brilo pad

[Howzit]

Now his crotchal area more closely resembles yo haid.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

its ok..my curtains match my drapes also

[oumartin]

or maybe he means when I have my sack laying on your forehead you can't really tell the difference.

[DIB]

its ok..my curtains match my drapes also

In color and length?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

yes

[MelloYello]

I've done the trimming thing for a long time, but recently decided to shave. The nervousness of having a razor pressed up against my ball bag aside, it wasn't such a bad experience and actually feels nice...and my blood balloon looks HUGE.

[C&CDean]

Do you know how gay you are when you talk about your MANscape? Nobody, and I mean NOBODY gives a **** when/why/how/where you shave your pubes and who you send them to. You guys make Chuck look straight.

[DIB]

Do you know how gay you are when you talk about your MANscape? Nobody, and I mean NOBODY gives a **** when/why/how/where you shave your pubes and who you send them to. You guys make Chuck look straight.

You should probably ignore any envelopes you get in the mail from me.

[C&CDean]

pfffft. You're a pup and don't even know how to use real mail anyhow.

[3rdgensooner]

Do you know how gay you are when you talk about your MANscape? Nobody, and I mean NOBODY gives a **** when/why/how/where you shave your pubes and who you send them to. You guys make Chuck look straight.It wouldn't be guhey if they were discussing preferences with their female companion.

[C&CDean]

Well, DOH. However, they ain't. They're discussing it amongst themselves like the raging ****ing homos they are.

[saucysoonergal]

Boys are gross, except Dean. He is not gross.

[DIB]

Boys are gross, except Dean. He is not gross.

So you do want me to send you my pubes?

[C&CDean]

When you do she's gonna make you a nice bowl of CDIAB. You'll love it. I promise.

[oumartin]

I'm sorry we can't all be a superman like you Dean.

If your half the man you are in real life as u are on the net you are like Jesus on earth.

[NormanPride]

martin's just mad that locks for love didn't like the conditioner he uses.

[Mongo]

20 bucks says Dean's dick looks like it has a yorkshire terrier around it

[Mongo]

Boys are gross, except Dean. He is not gross.

Dont you lump me in that group

[C&CDean]

I'm sorry we can't all be a superman like you Dean.

If your half the man you are in real life as u are on the net you are like Jesus on earth.

Superman? Tights are gay as hell. I'd like to think I'm a little closer to maybe a love child between John Wayne and Tarzan's Jane.

So you think Jesus shaves his nutsack and brags about it on the innerwebs somewhere? Prolly not. Therefore, I guess I am quite a bit like Jesus. Of course he has that perfect game going on and the first 6 innings of my life I gave up a buttload of homers, but yeah, I can see some similarities...

[oumartin]

I am just saying u r so amazing.

[C&CDean]

Well, yeah? How about some news?

[Breadburner]

They cant call me Penislongstocking any longer...The braids have been bush whacked.....

[Bourbon St Sooner]

I look like Bob Marley down there.


Well, except for the part about my penis being long and black.