View Full Version : I trimmed my pubes and now my pants fit better.
oumartin
2/16/2011, 08:44 PM
and being the great guy I am I am going to donate the hair.
Soonerson1975
2/16/2011, 08:48 PM
I'm sure Locks of Love will be very excited.
Turd_Ferguson
2/16/2011, 08:48 PM
I could use the hair, but I don't wanna look like Kareem...by the way, didn't the trimming make your cack look bigger? :D
and being the great guy I am I am going to donate the hair.
I think I would let the cancer take me instead of wearing a wig made of short and curlies
rekamrettuB
2/16/2011, 08:53 PM
I could use the hair, but I don't wanna look like Kareem...by the way, didn't the trimming make your cack look bigger? :D
That and small hands.
oumartin
2/16/2011, 08:58 PM
I think I would let the cancer take me instead of wearing a wig made of short and curlies
your nose would love the smell and feel of my hair.
your nose would love the smell and feel of my hair.
You sold me.
Any gray hairs in there that I will have to Just for Men it?
Leroy Lizard
2/16/2011, 11:42 PM
These hazing activities are getting out of hand.
Breadburner
2/17/2011, 12:51 AM
My dink stands out now without that bush shrouding it...Plus the chicks dig it....
OUthunder
2/17/2011, 10:57 AM
Did you use a Furinator?
Sooner_Bob
2/17/2011, 01:44 PM
Outstanding . . . Brandon would be proud.
Howzit
2/17/2011, 01:56 PM
If you water your crotch it will grow like a chia and you can donate more locks for love.
soonerinkaty
2/17/2011, 01:56 PM
My pubes look like Osama bin Laden's beard.
stoops the eternal pimp
2/17/2011, 01:57 PM
i've seen martins...the look and texture of a brilo pad
Howzit
2/17/2011, 02:03 PM
Now his crotchal area more closely resembles yo haid.
stoops the eternal pimp
2/17/2011, 02:03 PM
its ok..my curtains match my drapes also
oumartin
2/17/2011, 02:23 PM
or maybe he means when I have my sack laying on your forehead you can't really tell the difference.
its ok..my curtains match my drapes also
In color and length?
stoops the eternal pimp
2/17/2011, 02:32 PM
yes
MelloYello
2/17/2011, 04:08 PM
I've done the trimming thing for a long time, but recently decided to shave. The nervousness of having a razor pressed up against my ball bag aside, it wasn't such a bad experience and actually feels nice...and my blood balloon looks HUGE.
C&CDean
2/17/2011, 04:12 PM
Do you know how gay you are when you talk about your MANscape? Nobody, and I mean NOBODY gives a **** when/why/how/where you shave your pubes and who you send them to. You guys make Chuck look straight.
Do you know how gay you are when you talk about your MANscape? Nobody, and I mean NOBODY gives a **** when/why/how/where you shave your pubes and who you send them to. You guys make Chuck look straight.
You should probably ignore any envelopes you get in the mail from me.
C&CDean
2/17/2011, 04:15 PM
pfffft. You're a pup and don't even know how to use real mail anyhow.
3rdgensooner
2/17/2011, 04:17 PM
Do you know how gay you are when you talk about your MANscape? Nobody, and I mean NOBODY gives a **** when/why/how/where you shave your pubes and who you send them to. You guys make Chuck look straight.It wouldn't be guhey if they were discussing preferences with their female companion.
C&CDean
2/17/2011, 04:18 PM
Well, DOH. However, they ain't. They're discussing it amongst themselves like the raging ****ing homos they are.
saucysoonergal
2/17/2011, 04:25 PM
Boys are gross, except Dean. He is not gross.
Boys are gross, except Dean. He is not gross.
So you do want me to send you my pubes?
C&CDean
2/17/2011, 04:31 PM
When you do she's gonna make you a nice bowl of CDIAB. You'll love it. I promise.
oumartin
2/17/2011, 05:35 PM
I'm sorry we can't all be a superman like you Dean.
If your half the man you are in real life as u are on the net you are like Jesus on earth.
NormanPride
2/17/2011, 05:43 PM
martin's just mad that locks for love didn't like the conditioner he uses.
20 bucks says Dean's dick looks like it has a yorkshire terrier around it
Boys are gross, except Dean. He is not gross.
Dont you lump me in that group
C&CDean
2/17/2011, 06:18 PM
I'm sorry we can't all be a superman like you Dean.
If your half the man you are in real life as u are on the net you are like Jesus on earth.
Superman? Tights are gay as hell. I'd like to think I'm a little closer to maybe a love child between John Wayne and Tarzan's Jane.
So you think Jesus shaves his nutsack and brags about it on the innerwebs somewhere? Prolly not. Therefore, I guess I am quite a bit like Jesus. Of course he has that perfect game going on and the first 6 innings of my life I gave up a buttload of homers, but yeah, I can see some similarities...
oumartin
2/17/2011, 06:49 PM
I am just saying u r so amazing.
C&CDean
2/17/2011, 06:54 PM
Well, yeah? How about some news?
Breadburner
2/17/2011, 07:40 PM
They cant call me Penislongstocking any longer...The braids have been bush whacked.....
Bourbon St Sooner
2/18/2011, 10:27 AM
I look like Bob Marley down there.
Well, except for the part about my penis being long and black.
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