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Okla-homey
2/10/2011, 06:53 AM
Feb 10, 1846: Mormons begin exodus to Utah


165 years ago today, their leader assassinated and their homes under attack, the Mormons of Nauvoo, Illinois, begin a long westward migration that eventually brings them to the valley of the Great Salt Lake in Utah.

After 17 months and many miles of travel, the Mormons' new leader, Brigham Young led 148 Mormon pioneers into Utah's Valley of the Great Salt Lake. Gazing over the parched earth of the remote location, Young declared, "This is the place," and the pioneers began preparations for the thousands of Mormon migrants who would follow.

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Brigham Young

Seeking religious and political freedom, the Mormons had begun planning their great migration from the east after the murder of Joseph Smith, the Christian sect's founder and first leader.

In 1850, President Millard Fillmore named Brigham Young the first governor of the U.S. territory of Utah, and the territory enjoyed relative autonomy for several years. Relations became strained, however, when reports reached Washington that Mormon leaders were disregarding federal law and had publicly sanctioned the practice of polygamy.

In 1857, President James Buchanan removed Young, who had 20 wives, from his position as governor and sent U.S. Army troops to Utah to establish federal authority. Young died in Salt Lake City in 1877 and was succeeded by John Taylor as president of the church.

Tensions between the territory of Utah and the federal government continued until Wilford Woodruff, the new president of the Mormon church, issued his Manifesto in 1890, officially renouncing the traditional practice of polygamy and reducing the domination of the church over Utah communities. Six years later, the territory of Utah entered the Union as the 45th state.

Pre-Utah History

Joseph Smith, founder of the Mormon religion, organized the "Church of Christ" in 1830 during a meeting with a small group of believers in Fayette Township, NY.

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Modern artist's rendering of Joseph Smith

Born in Vermont in 1805, Smith claimed in 1823 that he had been visited by an angel named Moroni who spoke to him of an ancient Hebrew text that had been lost for 1,500 years.

The holy text, supposedly engraved on gold plates by a Native American historian of Hebrew descent in the fourth century, related the story of Israelite peoples who had lived in America in ancient times. It was conveniently buried in Joseph's hometown where Smith dug it up.

Smith also received special spectacles which allowed him to read the ancient text engraved on the golden plates which he translated as "The Book of Mormon." After the book was translated, the angel came and repossessed the gold plates, which is why they haven't been exhibited in a museum someplace.

During the next six years, Smith dictated an English translation of this text to his wife and other scribes, and in 1830 The Book of Mormon was published. In the same year, Smith founded the Church of Christ on this day --later known as the "Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints."

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Joseph Smith, Author and Proprietor

The resulting divine scripture revealed the account of the lost tribe of Israel, which had sailed from Canaan across the seas to North America around 2250 B.C. They were met by an exotic land, full of elephants and horses and other things.

Anyway, these transplanted Hebrews established a vast civilization and were even visited by Jesus, who established a ministry there.

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In accordance with the BOM: Jesus, appearing to the Nephites in America...aka Mayans?

The church grew rapidly. And why not? It contained the perfect American theology. For one thing, it proved that the doctrine of Manifest Destiny was divinely-inspired. America was the chosen land. And, it was represented as the church to supplant all others, the "One True Faith." It was represented and embraced by converts as the new and improved Christian religion.

Best of all, its "prophet and proprietor" was a U.S. citizen, embodying the entrepreneurial spirit that made this country great.

The central appeal of the new religion, apart from the polygamy part -- seemed to be the notion that faithful Mormons could become gods and goddesses themselves at their death and get to set-up shop in some other part of the universe where they would procreate forever and be gods over their new territory and subsequent offspring.

The religion rapidly gained converts, and Smith set up Mormon communities in Ohio, Missouri, and Illinois. However, the sect was also heavily criticized for its unorthodox practices, such as polygamy, and on June 27, 1844, Smith and his brother Hyrum were murdered at a jail by an anti-Mormon mob in Carthage, Illinois.

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The June 27, 1844 shoot-out in Carthage

When the angry mob showed up, Smith whipped out a pistol and shot three guys, killing two of them. But the crowd was too big and he ran out of bullets. Smith ran to the second-story window and looked out -- more armed vigilantes were outside, but Smith climbed out on the windowsill.

Then Smith either jumped or fell, breaking his shoulder. One of the mob stabbed him several times with a bayonet, then dragged Smith against a well. That's when the mob shot him to pieces.

After Smith's death, the Mormons split in half. His son created the "Reorganized LDS Church" (RLDS) which is headquartered in Independence MO to this day.

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RLDS Temple in Independence MO near KC

Two years later, Smith's successor, Brigham Young, led the exodus of persecuted Mormons from Nauvoo, Illinois, along the western wagon trails in search of religious and political freedom. Young blamed the Freemasons for Smith's murder -- partly because Joseph Smith had been a Mason and adapted much of its secret lodge ritual into his new religion thus angering mainline Masons -- and forbade any Mormons from joining Freemasonry. The Masons reciprocated in kind.

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The Masonic influences on the new religion seem pretty compelling, including the fact that only dues paying members get temple access

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Temple Square in Salt Lake City

Whether you buy their new religion or not, the fact is the "saints" performed a wonderous conversion of a pretty harsh region of the American West and proved themselves good and patriotic Americans who have become an important and productive part of the American scene.

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yermom
2/10/2011, 07:27 AM
i'm still not sure why the feds are/were so touchy about polygamy

texaspokieokie
2/10/2011, 09:58 AM
i can't imagine trying to keep more than one wife happy or @ least content.

King Crimson
2/10/2011, 10:02 AM
slc punk! is a pretty good movie. kinda "overstated"....but the what the heck?

TUSooner
2/10/2011, 10:06 AM
I am reminded of these:

“POLYGAMY, n. A house of atonement, or expiatory chapel, fitted with several stools of repentance, as distinguished from monogamy, which has but one.” ~~ Ambrose Bierce

“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.” ~~ Oscar Wilde

OhU1
2/10/2011, 10:11 AM
The Jesus with the indians pic makes me think of the one of Jesus riding the dinosaur.

JohnnyMack
2/10/2011, 10:17 AM
See folks, in another 125 years or so, Scientology won't look so crazy. It just needs time to marinate in your brain.

texaspokieokie
2/10/2011, 10:20 AM
See folks, in another 125 years or so, Scientology won't look so crazy. It just needs time to marinate in your brain.

don't think i'll care in 125 yrs. almost for certain, won't care in 25 yrs.

KantoSooner
2/10/2011, 12:00 PM
the brief history didn't even touch on eating the mushrooms and seeing visions or the white salamander or any of the really cool and obviously rational aspects of this religion, and it still reeks of insanity or bong-hit philosophy.

Believe what you wish, but allow those of us in touch with objective reality the security of denying those of you who aren't access to the launch codes.

It's kind of like a designated driver program. Or locking the firearms, gasoline and edged weapons away before indulging in serious drugs.

MR2-Sooner86
2/10/2011, 12:16 PM
Joseph Smith was called a prophet
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
He started the Mormon religion
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.
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Joseph Smith was called a prophet-

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Many people believed Joseph
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And that night he-ee saw an angel
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Joseph Smith was called a prophet
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He found the stones and golden plates
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Even though nobody else ever saw them
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And that's how the Book of Mormon was written
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Martin went home to his wife
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
And showed her pages from the Book of Mormon
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Lucy Harris smart smart smart
Smart smart smart smart smart

Martin Harris dumb dadumb-

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Martin Harris dumb.
So Martin went on back to Smith
Said the pages had gone away
Smith got mad and told Martin
He needed to go pray
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yermom
2/10/2011, 02:17 PM
i was going to let someone else get to South Park on this one :D

C&CDean
2/10/2011, 02:30 PM
hubler is so gonna kick y'all's asses.

OUby35
2/10/2011, 02:39 PM
Makes me think of this: "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." -Stephen Roberts

yermom
2/10/2011, 02:43 PM
that's awful close to how i got to my current belief system...

OUby35
2/10/2011, 03:06 PM
That plus physics (Einstein, Hawking, etc...) got me to my current belief system.

Bourbon St Sooner
2/10/2011, 04:08 PM
I think the problem with LDS is the name of their prophet. Joseph Smith? This guy's your high school principal not a prophet. A prophet needs to have one name - Abraham, Jesus, Mohammed, Moses. I think maybe one of those Brazilian soccer players could start a religion.

homerSimpsonsBrain
2/10/2011, 07:29 PM
See folks, in another 125 years or so, Scientology won't look so crazy. It just needs time to marinate in your brain.

Speaking of...

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/02/14/110214fa_fact_wright

That is one LONG story but pretty interesting.

sooner n houston
2/11/2011, 09:36 AM
I am not a mormon but must say of every one I have ever known, they have been the kindest people possible. They are good people in my book.

yermom
2/11/2011, 09:38 AM
that's how they get ya!

texaspokieokie
2/11/2011, 09:41 AM
Mr2-Sooner86

that was (or is) dumb.

MR2-Sooner86
2/11/2011, 12:28 PM
Mr2-Sooner86

that was (or is) dumb.

Texaspokieokie thought he was cool
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
He opened his mouth before thinking
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
He didn't realize it was from South Park
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
And if he did then his taste suck
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Cause that episode was really funny
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