a Howard-of-all-trades

[SanJoaquinSooner]

vet, in recent threads you've mentioned some of your past professions. I recall that you owned and/or managed a restaurant, had an auto repair shop, and to some posters' surprise, you were a minister. Of course we all know you were a soldier. I know I'm forgetting others.

Could you be so kind as to give a comprehensive list of all the jobs/professions you've had in this lifetime?

[C&CDean]

He was a fluffer for a couple gay pron flicks right after the Nam.

[Leroy Lizard]

vet, in recent threads you've mentioned some of your past professions. I recall that you owned and/or managed a restaurant, had an auto repair shop, and to some posters' surprise, you were a minister. Of course we all know you were a soldier. I know I'm forgetting others.

Could you be so kind as to give a comprehensive list of all the jobs/professions you've had in this lifetime?

This oughta be fun. :D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

He also gives excellent lap dances to guy named Stoop Troup

[Collier11]

I believe he once owned Ford Motor Co.

[C&CDean]

He single-handedly has kept Natty Light in business for nigh-on 4 decades now. If Howie quits drinking, that **** will be out of business in a week.

[Collier11]

Lets put it this way, at the Hoe Down last year I brought a case of beer and we didnt even touch it cus Howard had bought so much Natty :D

[2121Sooner]

I heard he was the lead on a night clean up crew at the 25 cent peep show

[C&CDean]

A jizz mopper?

[2121Sooner]

True story

[MR2-Sooner86]

He was an astronaut on Apollo 11.

[yermom]

i think this is what happens when you are old.

he was a cop too?

[jumperstop]

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[Partial Qualifier]

Olevet spent a couple months wearing the Chucky costume at Chuck-E-Cheese. That gig didn't end well. I'll let him explain, if he can legally speak about it now

[MR2-Sooner86]

Forrest Gump was loosely based on his life.

[2121Sooner]

I heard he is so old he actually sewed the shroud of turin

[C&CDean]

I heard him and Methusela were school chums.

[SunnySooner]

He toured with the Stones. Back when Keith Richards only LOOKED 80.

[2121Sooner]

I have heard that there are documents that instead of being referenced "B.C." in terms of age are actually referred to as "B.O."

[btk108]

He was the Marlboro Man.....Natty didn't need a spokesperson

[3rdgensooner]

I believe he once owned Ford Motor Co.So he's a shining example of liberalism's failures? /Tuba

[C&CDean]

No, Ford is the one doing good. Keep up. Girls.

[unbiasedtruth]

I heard he was the lead on a night clean up crew at the 25 cent peep show


A jizz mopper?

you forgot to mention he uses SJS as the mop though.....

[olevetonahill]

Hell id have to stop and do some thinkin to remember every different job ive had. I still have the Shop, Just dont open it anymore


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[stoops the eternal pimp]

He used to be heavily involved in politics, working as a campaign manager for Grover Cleveland

[Bourbon St Sooner]

i think this is what happens when you are old.

he was a cop too?

Hell he lives in SE OK. He was the sheriff, mayor, prosecutor and judge all rolled into 1.

[JohnnyMack]

He used to be heavily involved in politics, working as a campaign manager for Julius Caesar

FTFY

[KantoSooner]

Did not personally invent beer.


but the guys who did were acting on his instructions.

[SicEmBaylor]

He used to be heavily involved in politics, working as a campaign manager for Grover Cleveland

Cleveland was a great and highly underrated President. Good for you Vet!

[SicEmBaylor]

Vet's charm is so contagious, they created a vaccine for it.

Alien abductors have asked him to probe them.

If he were to mail a letter without postage, it'd still get there.

The pheromones he secretes have been known to affect people from miles away in a small but measurable way.

The police often question him just because they find him interesting.

His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body.

His personality is so magnetic, he's unable to carry credit cards.

Even his enemies have him listed as their emergency contact number.

His organ donation card also lists his beard.

He once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels.

[olevetonahill]

Vet's charm is so contagious, they created a vaccine for it.

Alien abductors have asked him to probe them.

If he were to mail a letter without postage, it'd still get there.I have done this;)

The pheromones he secretes have been known to affect people from miles away in a small but measurable way.

The police often question him just because they find him interesting.

His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body.

His personality is so magnetic, he's unable to carry credit cards.

Even his enemies have him listed as their emergency contact number.

His organ donation card also lists his beard.

He once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels.


Hey on the Mail thingy when I was in Nam we wrote home and just put "Free" in the corner where the Stamp went
My Little grey haired Granma wrote Me and My cousins back and SHE wrote Free there
We got em .;)

[btk108]

He is....Batman

[Flagstaffsooner]

His organ donation card also lists his beard.

:D

[Breadburner]

He knocked out Chuck Norris with his stiffy once......

[A Sooner in Texas]

Vet is ......





the most interesting man in the world.

[AlbqSooner]

Hell he lives in SE OK. He was the sheriff, mayor, prosecutor and judge all rolled into 1.

On his hill he DAMN sure is. So behave when you approach.

[AlbqSooner]

He got wealthy backinaday as a Real Estate Developer. Srsly.

[SteelClip49]

screwed Miss Cleo many times and himself can see the future of everyone!

[SicEmBaylor]

Vet once shot an elephant in his PJ's -- what the elephant was doing in his PJ's, I'll never know.

[StoopTroup]

Howard is surprisingly tight.

[SicEmBaylor]

Howard is surprisingly tight.

:hot:

[SanJoaquinSooner]

He got wealthy backinaday as a Real Estate Developer. Srsly.

I hope he wasn't the one who sold that POS Lake Keystone lot to my parents.