RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
2/6/2011, 01:59 PM
Yeah, i dunno if this has been posted before, but IMHO it's kinda "cute":
Bear Remover
A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on
his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure
enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number and the bear remover says he'll be
over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and gets
out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a
shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then
I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof
with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit
bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.
The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him
in the cage in the back of the van.."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the
shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
Bear Remover
A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on
his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure
enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number and the bear remover says he'll be
over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and gets
out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a
shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then
I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof
with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit
bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.
The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him
in the cage in the back of the van.."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the
shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."