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OUmillenium

2/4/2011, 06:43 PM

On a college football special today, they had a big interview with Stoops and really hyped us for next year. When looking over the schedule the commentator said, "I don't think the Longwhorns will be ready for what the Sooners bring to Dallas next year." Good stuff

JLEW1818

2/4/2011, 06:45 PM

so i guess you get million dollar contracts by going 5-7

and no i don't mean mack brown, i mean the tv contracts

:D :D

as long as we win, we will always be on espn and abc
the end

look how the TV contract is working for ND

PDXsooner

2/4/2011, 06:46 PM

How they bounce back next year will show a lot about their program. In Stoops' worst two years (8-4 in '05) he followed it up with an 11-win Big 12 title team. Last year's 8-5 team followed up with this year's 12-2 Big 12 title team.

Anyone can have a down year, but how quick they come back is a deeper measurement of the program's character. Granted, 5-7 is a low that I can't relate to. At least not since the Blake years.

tcrb

2/4/2011, 07:58 PM

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MyT Oklahoma

2/4/2011, 08:06 PM

http://i889.photobucket.com/albums/ac93/Fistfulofcoupons/57.jpg

Now that's just plain cruel. Funny but cruel. :cool:

P.S. But then they deserve it so never mind.

SunnySooner

2/4/2011, 08:46 PM

TEXAS!!!

FIGHT!!!

OR, AT LEAST, GET UP AND TRY!!!!

JUST A LITTLE!!!!

REALLY, ANY EFFORT HERE WOULD BE GREAT!!!!!

New cheer for next year. ;) :D :D :D :D

Soonerman82

2/4/2011, 08:48 PM

They will bounce back. Texas has too much money to stay down too long.

OUEngr1990

2/4/2011, 08:51 PM

best post of the day

OUEngr1990

2/4/2011, 08:53 PM

My favorite numbers: 5-7, 65-13, 63-14, 12-0, 5 in a row. boomer!

SCSooner71

2/4/2011, 09:23 PM

These kinds of post always put a smile on my face.

kbsooner

2/4/2011, 09:33 PM

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A Sooner in Texas

2/4/2011, 10:19 PM

This thread really just made my day (especially after reading the meltdown thread on Suh).

And let me be the first to ask tonight.....

WHERE'S LID??????????

VA Sooner

2/4/2011, 10:24 PM

Ha. Love this thread.

kbsooner

2/4/2011, 10:40 PM

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Flying Scotsman

2/4/2011, 11:22 PM

Muderer's Row...Still too funny!

swardboy

2/4/2011, 11:58 PM

Life is good.

OhU1

2/5/2011, 12:55 AM

Texas's 5-7 season is an old joke, but a joke that still kills every time it is re-told. :D

:texan: BUT: OU is screwed when Mack hands the reins over to the coach in waiting...., oh wait. Bwahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!! :mack:

tcrb

2/5/2011, 10:05 AM

It will be a long off season in Austin this year.

85sooners

2/5/2011, 12:47 PM

screw mack and his circus

MyT Oklahoma

2/5/2011, 03:24 PM

Is this a great country or what?

JLEW1818

2/5/2011, 04:01 PM

BoulderSooner79

2/5/2011, 07:34 PM

I amazed how much you people revel in the horn fans' misery.

Can I get in on this deal? :D:D

OUEngr1990

2/5/2011, 09:09 PM

El Five Seven

soonergirlNeugene

2/5/2011, 09:30 PM

It's really too bad they didn't go to a bowl game and lose. Then we could have had a Cincoocho jersey made up.

Jacie

2/5/2011, 10:03 PM

Given that 6-6 is the standard to go bowling, that more than half of all FBS teams play in one, it is actually the more difficult feat to not be in a post-season bowl game.

I believe that 2010 will be just a bump in the road for sa*et and Mack Brown but it was fun to watch it unfold once the whorns notched that first loss to UCLA.

The real fallout from 2010 is to make sa*et a wild card going into the 2011 season. No one knows how they will respond to the changes taking place in Austin, whether they will crank out a 10-win season and regain respectability or something less but still better than 5-7.

Will Case McCoy move past Garrett Gilbert on the depth chart or not?

Do the whorns make a real shift on offense to run first and start freshman running back Malcolm Brown this fall to take pressure off whoever is the QB?

Will the defense be as good without Muschamp coaching it?

Big Red Ron

2/5/2011, 10:22 PM

I amazed how much you people revel in the horn fans' misery.
Can I get in on this deal? :D:D"I amazed," said BS79. I amazed you graduated high school. Heh.

Remember, you have to have thick skin on this board man. I'm just playin'.

OUEngr1990

2/5/2011, 10:42 PM

I amazed how much you people revel in the horn fans' misery.

trust me, when the show is on the other foot, the horns love to revel in our misery too...they LOVE it when we lose..

SoonerOX

2/6/2011, 12:26 PM

They deserve their misery. The whorns represent everything that is evil and wrong.

BoulderSooner79

2/6/2011, 08:56 PM

"I amazed," said BS79. I amazed you graduated high school. Heh.

Remember, you have to have thick skin on this board man. I'm just playin'.

I'm smart enough to get you to proof read my post for me. ;)

JLEW1818

3/5/2011, 12:37 PM

bump

Sooner74

3/5/2011, 12:59 PM

5-7...And Texas still sucks. I hear you have a great QB waiting in the wings!

jersey sooner

3/5/2011, 03:59 PM

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JLEW1818

3/5/2011, 06:10 PM

sounds like they are really counting on Malcom Brown next season.

I hope he fails bad in college football.

KantoSooner

3/7/2011, 02:46 PM

Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!!
One, Two, Three!
We enjoy your misery!!!

Every time a texas loss was announced last season, my neighbor and I would chant and dance around the living room.

It was cheap, it was wrong, it was low.

And I enjoyed every score report. Made me feel warm and happy.

badger

3/7/2011, 03:07 PM

There once was a ball coach named Mack
With whorn fans who loved to talk smack.
They went five and seven
Descended from heaven
Whorn football will never be back.

jersey sooner

3/7/2011, 03:09 PM

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/93746370de.jpg

bmjlr

3/7/2011, 04:14 PM

There once was a ball coach named Mack
With whorn fans who loved to talk smack.
They went five and seven
Descended from heaven
Whorn football will never be back.

:D

Sooner74

3/7/2011, 04:20 PM

So i have a question, what would you do if you lost 5 home games to the likes of Baylor, ISU, and UCLA?

I personally would cry, not visit message boards, and find a new sport to follow to take my mind off the misery. I sure as hell wouldn't say we will be back next year, because fact is, they were bad. Real bad.

Herr Scholz

3/7/2011, 04:27 PM

Schadenfreude!
Every time a texas loss was announced last season, my neighbor and I would chant and dance around the living room.

NTTAWWT

cjames317

3/7/2011, 04:47 PM

So i have a question, what would you do if you lost 5 home games to the likes of Baylor, ISU, and UCLA? ...

Make a t-shirt to memorialize incompetence?

Salt City Sooner

3/7/2011, 04:59 PM

I hear banner flying can be quite therapeutic at times.

Herr Scholz

3/7/2011, 05:32 PM

Copious amounts of alcohol works from what I hear.

JLEW1818

3/7/2011, 05:34 PM

MAKE IT STOP

JLEW1818

3/24/2011, 03:57 PM

bump

101sooner

3/24/2011, 04:18 PM

Copious amounts of alcohol works from what I hear.

I'm still hungover from the 1998 OU vs.Cal game.

101sooner

3/24/2011, 04:27 PM

I'm still hungover from the 1998 OU vs.Cal game.

Of course Tit's Blake's 1998 OU team had a little better record than last years Texas team. They only lost 6 games. Just thought I'd point that out for ya 'Horn.

85sooners

3/24/2011, 05:35 PM

:texan:

Jacie

3/24/2011, 07:27 PM

So i have a question, what would you do if you lost 5 home games to the likes of Baylor, ISU, and UCLA?

From the response out of Austin, it would seem the shell-shocked masses, after coming down from a month-long binger, demanded that most of the assistant coaches be replaced . . .

JLEW1818

3/25/2011, 08:21 AM

what makes it better is the horns trying to make sense of it all

OhU1

3/25/2011, 09:39 AM

5-7, 63-14, 65-13, *, classic Horn jokes that never get old.

JLEW1818

3/25/2011, 09:44 AM

sendbaht

3/26/2011, 03:05 AM

With all the new staff and the whole team is going to play so tight...4 8 might be in the cards......

swardboy

3/26/2011, 06:48 AM

Best thread evah.....

fossil

3/26/2011, 07:32 AM

This thread really just made my day (especially after reading the meltdown thread on Suh).

And let me be the first to ask tonight.....

WHERE'S LID??????????

:P Back under that huge boulder he lives under!!!

Sooner_Tuf

3/26/2011, 06:15 PM

Every time I ask for a bottle of Horns 57 the whole restaurant busts out in laughter.

CrescentCityOUAlum

3/26/2011, 08:09 PM

I don't see how they can get any worse, but they're in a bad spot to be sure. Gilbert, if they stick with him is mediocre at best. If they go with lil McCoy, they kinda have to start all over again. It can work with a qb that has never taken a college snap before (see Sam Bradford), but it's just not the norm. Most of these guys have a learning curve.

Honestly I think they win 2 or 3 more games next season, but certainly not a contender. Yep, 5-7. It couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of glass-housed yahoo fans, who think their squeaky clean image is actually bought by the rest of the nation. Indeed, they suck.