I'm trapped....

[soonerbrat]

I think my office will probably be open tomorrow...guess I'll have to use vacation unless someone can pick me up...I don't think this is gonna melt.

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[Whet]

what time do you want your ride to arrive and will you have something baking?

[soonerbrat]

baking? not at 6am.

[Sooner_Bob]

shovel?

[StoopTroup]

Call a Dealership that sells 4x4 Trucks or SUVs. Tell them you'll pay sticker if they'll bring it to your house full of gas.

YWIA :D

[soonerbrat]

no, i don't have a shovel. and no, i don't want an suv.

[StoopTroup]

Truck it is then! ;)

[Whet]

Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.

Well, if you had something baking.....

[soonerbrat]

my coworker that lives down here is female...so no baking necessary

[Whet]

It isn't the food smacker, is it?

[soonerbrat]

It isn't the food smacker, is it?

nope...he's a guy.

[StoopTroup]

Guys>Dudes?

[soonerbrat]

guys=dudes

[StoopTroup]

Just wondering how you Ladies scale that. Thx. :D

[soonerbrat]

that's how I rate, don't use me as a reference tho, i don't know how other girls think.

[yermom]

i bought a shovel after having to use a 2x6 to dig out last year

i just drove over it this year though

[2121Sooner]

So your kids can get into the Naval Academy and OU Medical School, but cant get their mother out of the house so she can get to work.


I think I am gonna take back my likespek I gave you when you posted your thread about them being awesome.


I will keep you advised.

[soonerbrat]

they aren't here :(
son is at school hanging out in the dorm and daughter is at her dad's.

[OutlandTrophy]

are you SicEm's mother?

[2121Sooner]

they aren't here :(
son is at school hanging out in the dorm and daughter is at her dad's.

So you are home alone huh..........


How you doin?

[Whet]

I thought you were going to the Thunder game tonight?

[soonercruiser]

nope...he's a guy.

Sounds like you haven't treated him well.
Otherwise, that would be a dry driveway by now. :rolleyes:
(Mine is...!)

[C&CDean]

Momma cleared almost 1/2 a mile of driveway yesterday/today with the front-end loader on the little tractor. Then, she got to the OU BB game and sold cokes/hot dogs/etc. all game. Then, she made it to the neighbors to clear part of their drive where the snow had piled so high they could get their 4x4 truck through.

Y'all need to learn something from this.

[yermom]

the Mazda needs a plow attachment?

[2121Sooner]

Momma cleared almost 1/2 a mile of driveway yesterday/today with the front-end loader on the little tractor. Then, she got to the OU BB game and sold cokes/hot dogs/etc. all game. Then, she made it to the neighbors to clear part of their drive where the snow had piled so high they could get their 4x4 truck through.

Y'all need to learn something from this.


Not to have someone like you as a son?


Way to leave your mom hanging like that............


What did you get your mom for Mothers Day? A basket of your dirty laundry?

[C&CDean]

Not to have someone like you as a son?


Way to leave your mom hanging like that............


What did you get your mom for Mothers Day? A basket of your dirty laundry?

-sigh-

It must suck to not be married to a momma. What do you call your yainch? Velcro? Polyurethane? Air mattress material?

[yermom]

Not to have someone like you as a son?


Way to leave your mom hanging like that............


What did you get your mom for Mothers Day? A basket of your dirty laundry?

his momma is his wife

eww ;)

[2121Sooner]

Cum dumpster.


But it is tough with her in Arizona and me in Seattle. Absence makes the heart grow fonder though.

[C&CDean]

Cum dumpster.


But it is tough with her in Arizona and me in Seattle. Absence makes the heart grow fonder though.

Arizona? Cum dumpster? I know her. Well.

[2121Sooner]

Who doesnt.


She works as a coyote and smuggles em across the boarder in a special way

[C&CDean]

Does Boarder know about this?

[2121Sooner]

Not sure. But I get all the free tamales I want so I am not messing this up.

[C&CDean]

Not sure. But I get all the free tamales I want so I am not messing this up.

Green corn or chile beef. This is important now.

[OUHOMER]

Great thread steal guys. I havent seen a smooth hijack in a while

[soonercruiser]

Momma cleared almost 1/2 a mile of driveway yesterday/today with the front-end loader on the little tractor. Then, she got to the OU BB game and sold cokes/hot dogs/etc. all game. Then, she made it to the neighbors to clear part of their drive where the snow had piled so high they could get their 4x4 truck through.

Y'all need to learn something from this.

Ya! What's her mobile number?
:D

[StoopTroup]

Hopefully Brat can get to work before she has to get tamales shipped in as backup Cabin Fever Food.

[btk108]

i bought a shovel after having to use a 2x6 to dig out last year

i just drove over it this year though

2x6 turned into a 4x4

[soonerbrat]

Momma cleared almost 1/2 a mile of driveway yesterday/today with the front-end loader on the little tractor. Then, she got to the OU BB game and sold cokes/hot dogs/etc. all game. Then, she made it to the neighbors to clear part of their drive where the snow had piled so high they could get their 4x4 truck through.

Y'all need to learn something from this.

if i had a tractor, i'd use it to clear my driveway. that's what I learned.

[soonerbrat]

oh, and i'd clear the path from my driveway to the main street, too. I don't think my car will even make it out of the neighborhood. I asked a coworker last night to please pick me up on her way to work, she lives nearby...but she couldn't get into the neighborhood

[StoopTroup]

I made it to the Grocery Store but it's freaking dangerous and the folks out there driving over 25 MPH need to be pulled over and have their vehicle impounded IMO. I had to go around the block on the way Home as two cars had driven into the deep snow at the top of the street and they are stuck until they get someone to pull them out. Since one of them tried to pull by the other one....they are both stuck and have blocked off the top of the hill. Idiots....especially the 2nd one.

[soonerbrat]

Sounds like you haven't treated him well.
Otherwise, that would be a dry driveway by now. :rolleyes:
(Mine is...!)

i treat him fine for a coworker. I think his wife might kick my *** if I was nice in any other way.

my cousin brought me a shovel, but it's not a snow shovel and it doesn't work that well on the 3 foot snowdrift...i worked on the driveway for about an hour, but it's still a mess.

I guess I'll stay home tomorrow too, which sucks, because I don't want to use my vacation for this.

[proud gonzo]

My office in Mustang is open. They claim the roads are just fine--"just fine" my ***. We drove to campus corner for dinner tonight to see how the roads were. No way I'm driving 30 miles in this crap tomorrow.

[yermom]

The main roads aren't that bad. I haven't been on I-35 but I'd imagine it's pretty clear by now.

But still, there aren't many places in Norman I've been today that my car wouldn't go a little sideways with a blip on the gas.

[OutlandTrophy]

The roads from Norman to Mustang are just fine.

[Sooner_Bob]

I made it to the Grocery Store but it's freaking dangerous and the folks out there driving over 25 MPH need to be pulled over and have their vehicle impounded IMO. I had to go around the block on the way Home as two cars had driven into the deep snow at the top of the street and they are stuck until they get someone to pull them out. Since one of them tried to pull by the other one....they are both stuck and have blocked off the top of the hill. Idiots....especially the 2nd one.

It's those idiots who play sheep and all stay in one lane and then decide to move over when I'm driving by that irritate me. Let me get by and then move over and slow everybody down. :)

[Sooner_Bob]

The majority of the snow routes should be clear enough for just about anyone to use them . . . folks are having problems getting through the piles of snow at the entrances to their neighborhoods though.

I saw several stuck in those piles on my way in this morning.

[soonerbrat]

I was able to log on to the bulletin board at work and post that I need a ride to work, but I think a lot of people are still off work, but if this new snow keeps up, I don't know what I'm gonna do.

[Whet]

goes back to that baking thing! ;)

[Sooner_Bob]

I was able to log on to the bulletin board at work and post that I need a ride to work, but I think a lot of people are still off work, but if this new snow keeps up, I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Does your office have a telecommuting plan?

[Whet]

She already telled them she can't commute into work!!

But, that would be a good idea for a lot of companies!!

[soonerbrat]

Does your office have a telecommuting plan?

not really. when I had surgery a few years ago they hooked me up with a laptop so I could do some work at home but I don't have the program I need on my personal computer to do my work. I can at least check my email and get on the intranet. I didn't get much email today, only about 5, and I usually get over 100/day, so I think the office was still pretty empty

[oumartin]

My office in Mustang is open. They claim the roads are just fine--"just fine" my ***. We drove to campus corner for dinner tonight to see how the roads were. No way I'm driving 30 miles in this crap tomorrow.


I'd fire your @ss and you'd be hard up for another job. There are plenty of people ready to work out there. Lazy young americans make me puke

[soonerbrat]

what about old lazy people like me?

[oumartin]

what about old lazy people like me?

Never! though you did leave me holding an extra thunder ticket.. ;)

[soonerbrat]

wha??

[oumartin]

you mean you never got the invite? Me thinks you should frequent other places more often.

[soonerbrat]

hmmm...no. i never got an invite. i totally would've gone to a thunder game though.

[oumartin]

I had four and just me and my sons so we had one extra, I did invite you but you didn't look at the right spot.

[soonerbrat]

i should give you my email address.

[oumartin]

Or next time I'll just come here to invite ya. :D

[unbiasedtruth]

guess that trip is off with you daughter and her friends.... no vacation left.

[GKeeper316]

shovel?

+1 get yer *** out and do some work, lazy office wench!

[soonerbrat]

guess that trip is off with you daughter and her friends.... no vacation left.

i have plenty of vacation left
had lots left over from last year. i was only out 2 days this week since the office was closed 2 days. I think my boss will let me work 2 of my fridays off so I won't have to take vacay hours. i'm trying to save some for next year though because they aren't going to front load it anymore starting 2012....

We decided to go on a trip after her graduation instead of spring break, it'll cost about half as much.

[Skysooner]

They aren't going to give you the total vacation up front anymore? Wow that is a change. I still get that where I'm at. 6 weeks a year though. Hope all is working out for you. Great company.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

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