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sooner59
1/31/2011, 09:51 PM
This is just hilarious. You want to know why nobody takes your military serious? Because you are trying to demonstrate how great you are by substituting in scenes from Top Gun. Keep fighting the good fight Lee "Maverick" Ohn Sun. :rolleyes:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thecutline/20110131/ts_yblog_thecutline/chinese-air-force-drill-looks-awfully-similar-to-top-gun

The second video says it all.

VeeJay
1/31/2011, 10:22 PM
2:52 in the Top Gun video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYF2p-cGx8

Ours is better with "The Danger Zone" by Kenny Logins.

How'd Loggins get "Caddyshack" and "Top Gun" songs? He musta been layin' some pipe back in the 80's.

soonerinkaty
1/31/2011, 11:24 PM
Dear News Bitch,

MY GOD SHUT THE **** UP I CANT STAND YOUR LANGUAGE

Pricetag
1/31/2011, 11:33 PM
2:52 in the Top Gun video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYF2p-cGx8

Ours is better with "The Danger Zone" by Kenny Logins.

How'd Loggins get "Caddyshack" and "Top Gun" songs? He musta been layin' some pipe back in the 80's.
He also got the "Over The Top" soundtrack, as well. Kenny Loggins was king of the '80s movie soundtracks.

GKeeper316
2/1/2011, 12:25 AM
He also got the "Over The Top" soundtrack, as well. Kenny Loggins was king of the '80s movie soundtracks.

don't forget footloose!

Sooner98
2/1/2011, 12:59 AM
All that's missing there is a completely unnecessary homoerotic sand volleyball scene with Chinese fighter pilots.

CatfishSooner
2/1/2011, 01:19 AM
China sucks

sooner59
2/1/2011, 01:21 AM
All that's missing there is a completely unnecessary homoerotic sand volleyball scene with Chinese fighter pilots.

I hear a Fark challenge! :D

Spring
2/1/2011, 01:24 AM
Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a fryby.

Spring
2/1/2011, 01:25 AM
you rost that roving feering

Spring
2/1/2011, 01:26 AM
The praque for the arternates is down in the radies room.

SouthCarolinaSooner
2/1/2011, 01:29 AM
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Chinese footage of new ASBM destroying USS Enterprise

soonercruiser
2/1/2011, 06:58 PM
Hey!
Maybe Tom Cruze can get a job as a consultant.
I'm sure that he could scr** the Chinese!
:rolleyes:

bonkuba
2/1/2011, 07:15 PM
Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a fryby.
Allsome!!!

King Barry's Back
2/1/2011, 08:35 PM
Does anybody believe that the Chinese Air Force is going to actually shoot down planes as part of its training exercises?

sooner59
2/1/2011, 08:52 PM
Does anybody believe that the Chinese Air Force is going to actually shoot down planes as part of its training exercises?

The real question was, "Did they really believe they could just use a scene from Top Gun and nobody would notice?" :D

Did they really believe that WE would believe they are shooting down planes? ROTFLMAO

AlboSooner
2/1/2011, 09:02 PM
http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee483/albosooner/chinese-topgun.png

As proof of the explosion veracity, the Chinese military has released this picture of the renegade Chinese pilot who shot the plane down, and his lover.

sooner59
2/1/2011, 09:09 PM
LOL!

soonercruiser
2/1/2011, 09:13 PM
Sexist!
The female head is bigger than the male head!
What are you trying to say?
:D

Pricetag
2/1/2011, 10:03 PM
They didn't even have to fake the missile shot--I was already thoroughly intimidated by all the chaff they were dropping.

soonercruiser
2/2/2011, 12:16 AM
Wasn't chaff.
Those were hot condoms being dropped over Tibet!