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batonrougesooner
1/29/2011, 07:53 AM
From Foxnews.com

A terrorist plot in Moscow was foiled New Year’s Eve when an unexpected text message reportedly detonated a suicide bomber’s explosives prematurely, Russian security told The Daily Telegraph.

The “Black Widow” bomber, who may belong to the group that attacked Moscow’s Domodedovo airport on Monday, planned to set off her suicide belt near Red Square, potentially killing hundreds of people, the newspaper reported.

Instead, security sources believe that a text message wishing the woman a happy new year from her mobile phone provider set off the explosives hours before the planned attack, The Daily Telegraph said.

News agencies said the bomber, who has yet to be identified, was killed and the building destroyed by the blast, but that another man and woman possibly connected to the plot managed to escape.

"Planning started for the Domodedovo airport explosion just after the failure of the Manezh Square plot," Russia’s Moskovsky Komsomolets newspaper reported, identifying the site of the attack as a square right in front of the Kremlin walls.

The attack at Domodedovo, Russia’s busiest airport, killed 35 people and injured 180 others. No claim of responsibility for the bombing has been made, and officials have not publicly identified any suspects.

Authorities have not released an account of how the bombing took place, and media accounts have cited various sources as saying it was a male suicide bomber or a female, or that the bomb was remotely detonated.

C&CDean
1/29/2011, 11:24 AM
Sweet. Justice.

sooner59
1/29/2011, 11:25 AM
Not gonna lie. I chuckled. Happy New Year's!

jkjsooner
1/29/2011, 10:00 PM
If you're sophisticated enough to detonate the bombs remotely, why do you still need suicide bombers?

sooner59
1/29/2011, 10:54 PM
If you're sophisticated enough to detonate the bombs remotely, why do you still need suicide bombers?

Duh! For the 72 virgins. :cool:

VeeJay
1/30/2011, 10:37 AM
In Islam world, do the females get 72 male virgins after they become a bloodied mess with guts and body parts strewn about a 100 foot radius?

Second question but I think I know the answer: Was she hawt? I only ask that here because it is S.O.P.

proud gonzo
1/31/2011, 01:27 AM
In Islam world, do the females get 72 male virgins after they become a bloodied mess with guts and body parts strewn about a 100 foot radius?

Second question but I think I know the answer: Was she hawt? I only ask that here because it is S.O.P.
somehow that sounds far less appealing...

King Barry's Back
1/31/2011, 06:40 AM
In Islam world, do the females get 72 male virgins ...?

Second question but I think I know the answer: Was she hawt? I only ask that here because it is S.O.P.

Answer to the first question: No, they don't get an male virgins. Women tend not to get too many benefits under Islam.

Answer to the second question: It appears that the Domodedova bomber was male. I have no idea about the "happy new year" bomber. However, the Chechen girls that blew up three Russian passenger jets a few years ago weren't too bad.

Veritas
1/31/2011, 10:15 AM
Do we know it was a Muslim?

(I mean, I assume it was but...)

oudavid1
1/31/2011, 10:30 AM
Duh! For the 72 virgins. :cool:

geez, thats 72 dinners, 72 "i'll call you tomorrows, and 7200 beers.



Catholics just go to confession.

Game. Set. Match.

delhalew
1/31/2011, 11:28 AM
I never understood the appeal of the 72 virgins. What am I running a school here? Give me 72 freaky whores! Let the good times roll.

jumperstop
1/31/2011, 11:34 AM
I never understood the appeal of the 72 virgins. What am I running a school here? Give me 72 freaky whores! Let the good times roll.

Yeah I'm assuming there are no "nasty" whores in heaven, only clean ones. So why mess around with girls who you'll have to sweet talk to get into their prude pants.

delhalew
1/31/2011, 11:38 AM
Yeah I'm assuming there are no "nasty" whores in heaven, only clean ones. So why mess around with girls who you'll have to sweet talk to get into their prude pants.

Naturally I mean "whores" in the most affectionate way possible. Not necessarily the literal sense.

delhalew
1/31/2011, 11:39 AM
Then again if Muslims believe that murdering ****wads get to heaven, it mustbe a real free for all.

StoopTroup
1/31/2011, 12:42 PM
Thanks AT&Terrorist.

KantoSooner
1/31/2011, 01:58 PM
I never understood the appeal of the 72 virgins. What am I running a school here? Give me 72 freaky whores! Let the good times roll.

Don't forget the olive oil and the Twister set!

VeeJay
1/31/2011, 08:26 PM
I think Charley Sheen has already experienced his 72 virgins. Is he Muslim?

He seems to have fallen back to earth and is partying like he's back in paradise.