Texas assistants set to be highest paid.

[ouflak]

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/football/2011-01-28-texas-assistant-salaries_N.htm

Curious that these guys are making so much more than many of the coaches they are replacing despite many of those previous coaches having rather long tenures at the school.

Also this picture isn't the most flattering one of Major Applewhite. Well... unless you like boobs on a guy.

http://freespace.virgin.net/tony.ford7/MajorBoobage.jpg

[adoniijahsooner]

"I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?"

[Flagstaffsooner]

Excessive pot smoking does that.

[AlbqSooner]

You younguns keep making fun of manboobs till ya get em then STFU.
Even Jack LaLanne had em before he passed.

[Flagstaffsooner]

But thats a 36C.

[n8v_ndn]

Impressive teets on that cow

[Jacie]

What's impressive for the individuals concerned is the amount of increase over their salary from the year before.

Diaz from $260,000 to $625,000

Harsin from $259,520 to $625,000

Searels from $290,000 to $425,000

Applewhite from $269,509 to $500,000

Of course, if the whorns uncork another stinker in 2011, some fan is going to post a link to the article and noting the overall coaching compensation figure of $8.8 million remark that sa*et paying X amount of dollars per win . . .

[TahoeSOONER]

Major bitch tits.

On a side note, these new coaches need to be put in their place.

It's time to drop seventy on these fools next year.
Half a hundred won't be enough.

[IronHorseSooner]

Man, a lot of pay for not doing jack squat yet! But, hey, that is the * way!

[ATX Sooner]

MOTORBOAT!

[85sooners]

:texan:

[adoniijahsooner]

It's time to drop seventy on these fools next year. Half a hundred won't be enough.

+1

[Cornfed]

MOTORBOAT!

I have the number of a specialist you need to see.

[Sooner_Tuf]

"I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?"

Yes I believe even Greg could milk those major moobs.