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3rdgensooner
1/28/2011, 12:08 PM
Woman allegedly slaps man with ham sandwich (http://www.morningjournal.com/articles/2011/01/28/news/mj4027400.txt)

COLUMBIA TOWNSHIP — A Columbia Township couple redefined food fight Wednesday when a man was allegedly assaulted with a ham sandwich.

The 47-year-old man told Lorain County sheriff’s deputies his live-in-girlfriend hit him with a ham sandwich inside their home in the 2600 block of Royalton Road around 7:10 p.m.

Police scanner traffic indicated the man was unable to provide deputies with a full description of the sandwich, such as whether it was toasted or untoasted.

The man, who, according to a sheriff’s report, was highly intoxicated and had no signs of injuries. The man’s 54-year-old girlfriend told deputies she was going to end the relationship because of the man’s drinking problem. She also told deputies her boyfriend “smacked her in the back of the head,” the report states.

The woman told police she was not hurt and did not wish to press charges, according to the report. The man told deputies he did not hit his girlfriend physically, but rather mentally, according to the report.

The woman called a family member to pick her up.

Deputies located a slice of bread on the floor, but suspect the family dog ate the ham, according to the report.

Boomer.....
1/28/2011, 12:10 PM
At least the dog benefited from the situation.

olevetonahill
1/28/2011, 12:12 PM
Lucky dog

TheHumanAlphabet
1/28/2011, 12:14 PM
So is his name John John Mackey? and sounds like he didn't make the storm his beyotch...

THE-JROD
1/28/2011, 12:18 PM
Heh, Dog benefits once again!

olevetonahill
1/28/2011, 01:22 PM
A GF once hit me up side the head with a grilled cheese sammich.
What hurt so bad was she still had it in that dayum cast iron skillet :eek:

OUthunder
1/28/2011, 01:27 PM
Hope it was Virginia ham.

Leroy Lizard
1/28/2011, 02:23 PM
I would look for bread that is a little fluffier.

Fraggle145
1/28/2011, 02:48 PM
http://www.funnyscreenshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/godamn-sandwich1.jpg

Fraggle145
1/28/2011, 02:49 PM
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001232299/make20me20a20sandwich_xlarge.jpeg

IowaSooner26
1/28/2011, 03:03 PM
If he told her to go make him a sammich and she indeed returned with stated sammich at least she can follow rules. He should of said "Go make me a sammich and put it in my hand so I can eat it".

Jammin'
1/28/2011, 03:06 PM
The man told deputies he did not hit his girlfriend physically, but rather mentally, according to the report

I also "hit" a lot of women mentally. I'm about to take a break to "hit" the chick in the above "The Bible" pic.

TUSooner
1/28/2011, 03:13 PM
My wife once threw a potato at me, and I hadn't even asked for one.

bonkuba
1/28/2011, 03:42 PM
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001232299/make20me20a20sandwich_xlarge.jpeg

I showed this to my wife just now......I am now on my way to the ER :D

badger
1/28/2011, 04:17 PM
I love that my guy can cook :)

texaspokieokie
1/28/2011, 05:36 PM
i can make a sandwich.

olevetonahill
1/28/2011, 07:16 PM
I love that my guy can cook :)


i can make a sandwich.

Are Yall really that dense? Theres only 2 things a woman can do better than a man.Birthin an ****in , It aint the fact we caint make our own sammichs. Its the fact we done TOLD the woman to.:P

A Sooner in Texas
1/28/2011, 10:12 PM
Are Yall really that dense? Theres only 2 things a woman can do better than a man.Birthin an ****in , It aint the fact we caint make our own sammichs. Its the fact we done TOLD the woman to.:P

Poof! You're a sandwich!















Ba dum bum. :D

Wayne Jarvis
1/29/2011, 02:19 PM
Deputies located a slice of bread on the floor, but suspect the family dog ate the ham, according to the report.

That dog needs to be charged with obstruction of justice!

stoopified
1/29/2011, 08:35 PM
She's kinda hamfisted?

THE-JROD
1/29/2011, 09:13 PM
Give her a break...she was just tired :D
http://i1104.photobucket.com/albums/h331/THE-JROD/2280.jpg