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badger
1/27/2011, 04:55 PM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/newsok-photos/1355572/lead620.jpg
:D

Link (http://mood.newsok.com/mood-sam-gets-buzzed-by-axe/article/3535901?custom_click=lead_story_title)

EDIT: whoops, should have looked down a little bit. my bad

jumperstop
1/27/2011, 05:00 PM
They were talking about Axe on the Animal like it's some kind of kids product. I use a lot of their stuff. I'm only 23 but I wasn't aware smelling good and proper hygiene were only for teenagers. I think Axe was losing business marketing to teens and Old Spice was getting football players as sponsers. Axed figured they didn't want to miss out on the pro sports fan market too.

badger
1/27/2011, 05:03 PM
Sam still kind of looks like a teenager, especially when he doesn't get his hair cut all season :P

At least they gave him a haircut - his mom probably agrees that he looks better with a buzz

OK2U
1/27/2011, 05:33 PM
http://www.tulsaworld.com/sportsextra/article.aspx?articleID=20090222_92_B2_Bynowm9810&allcom=1
http://www.tulsaworld.com/articleimages/2009/20090222_sam60222.jpg

Soonerson1975
1/27/2011, 06:38 PM
He should Axe the Rams to add him some WR's

Bruiser53
1/27/2011, 06:47 PM
Steven Jackson got next

badger
1/27/2011, 06:55 PM
What I'd like to see happen is him start off with the buzz stuff, then get new hair products from Axe as his hair gets shaggier during the season.

Week 1: Axe Buzz
Week 6: Axe Shaggy
Week 12: Axe Mullet
Week 16: Axe Rapunzel

GottaHavePride
1/27/2011, 09:31 PM
I'm only 23 but I wasn't aware smelling good and proper hygiene were only for teenagers.

They're not, but Axe products smell like synthetic monkey ***.

[knowledge of random stuff moment]

You want a decent men's cologne that won't break the bank, go pick up either:
Tommy Bahama
anything by Yves Saint Laurent - virtually all their men's stuff is good
either of Sean John's colognes - both are good clones of VERY expensive originals

[/knowledge of random stuff moment]

prrriiide
1/27/2011, 09:33 PM
“Are you ready?” the AXE hairstylist said. With a nervous nod from Bradford, she began sheering off Bradford's thick curly locks.

Shorter and shorter she sheered until nothing was left of Bradford's former bed-head but a super-close buzz.

Really? REALLY?? Someone is paying this J-School flunkie real money to write this? Gotta be from the aggie j-school.

AlboSooner
1/27/2011, 09:36 PM
There's not enough Sam Bradfords in the world to make me buy Axe stuff.

LASooner
1/27/2011, 09:40 PM
Any military barber in the world could have given him that cut.

King Crimson
1/27/2011, 10:00 PM
i generally teach a whole week on how stupid/brilliant the Axe marketing is.

sooneron
1/27/2011, 10:08 PM
They were talking about Axe on the Animal like it's some kind of kids product. I use a lot of their stuff. I'm only 23 but I wasn't aware smelling good and proper hygiene were only for teenagers. I think Axe was losing business marketing to teens and Old Spice was getting football players as sponsers. Axed figured they didn't want to miss out on the pro sports fan market too.

Congrats, you bought a product marketed to adolescents and members of Jersey Shore. oops, same thing.

jumperstop
1/27/2011, 10:34 PM
Congrats, you bought a product marketed to adolescents and members of Jersey Shore. oops, same thing.

I just use axe deodorant and shower gel. I agree the spray stuff smells weird, I normally wear cologne like curve. But honestly axe spray doesn't smell any worse than 95% of "adult" products. Some of the old man stuff straight up sticks. And for what it's worth I'm watching Jersey Shore as we speak.

sooneron
1/27/2011, 10:35 PM
Condolences.

agoo758
1/28/2011, 12:29 AM
http://www.nlph.co.uk/ItemImages/axe1.jpg

Vegas Sooner
1/28/2011, 01:56 AM
...and the backstreet boys are in town??? Who cares about an ad for Axe?

badger
1/28/2011, 11:26 AM
He's apparently gonna be at the basketball game vs. Texas so you can all get a personal look at his new 'do :D

jumperstop
1/28/2011, 11:47 AM
...and the backstreet boys are in town??? Who cares about an ad for Axe?

Sam Bradford> Back street boys is why people care.

Seamus
1/28/2011, 12:11 PM
Mrs. Seamus turned me on to this stuff. Same cologne George Washington wore way back in the day, but it really does smell good. Gotta fight back the Daughters of the Revolution with a stick :D

No. 6 (http://www.caswellmassey.com/number-six-cologne-spray-for-men.aspx)

SoonerPr8r
1/28/2011, 01:46 PM
They're not, but Axe products smell like synthetic monkey ***.


This! Axe is mostly alcohol so you can smell someone wearing it a mile away. Teens like it because they are going through puberty and nothing else is strong enough to overcome that type of stink.

Cornfed
1/28/2011, 06:13 PM
This! Axe is mostly alcohol so you can smell someone wearing it a mile away. Teens like it because they are going through puberty and nothing else is strong enough to overcome that type of stink.

If yuo have boys 13 and over you will appreciate AXE.

oubose
1/28/2011, 06:48 PM
It takes more then Bradford to get me to by that sh*t

soonergirlNeugene
1/28/2011, 09:51 PM
I can't stand the smell of Axe cologne. I once gave a lift to a classmate of mine who was wearing the stuff and my passenger side seatbelt reeked for months. All the febreeze in the world won't get that kind of stink out.