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The
1/27/2011, 09:44 AM
Man's Wheelchair Classified as Tank, Banned From Street (http://www.gearlog.com/2011/01/mans_wheelchair_classified_as.php)

http://www.gearlog.com/assets_c/2011/01/jimm%20starr%20tank%20chair-thumb-450x384-20145.jpeg
A British man has been banned from using his wheelchair on the streets after authorities classified the thing as a tank. Jim Starr, a one-time landscaper, has been wheelchair-bound since 1999 due to back and joint pain and various neurological conditions. This Christmas, a friend gave him a $24,000 electric wheelchair as a gift, allowing him to, among other things, go to the beach with his children.

Unfortunately, he's not allowed to take the thing on the streets because the chair, invented by a US Army veteran after serving time in the Gulf, is technically a tank. According to British law, wheelchairs must be narrower than 33.4 inches and lighter than 275 pounds. Starr's chair measures 45 inches and weighs a staggering 485 pounds.


"It is a fantastic machine and can take me anywhere I want to go," Starr told AOL. "It has no limits. It is ridiculous that I should have found a chair that could help me do all that ... only for the authorities to turn around and say that if I used it on the roads, I would be doing something illegal."

saucysoonergal
1/27/2011, 09:52 AM
I bet that thing destroys the sidewalks.

olevetonahill
1/27/2011, 10:08 AM
I bet that thing destroys the sidewalks.

Naw looks like Rubber treads

Ike
1/27/2011, 10:12 AM
That is awesome. But I probably wouldn't want him to ride it over my hardwood floors...

delhalew
1/27/2011, 11:00 AM
Naw looks like Rubber treads

Yeah. As far as I'm concerned he could ride it wherever. If he runs over my foot, we're gonna have a problem.

The
1/27/2011, 11:05 AM
Yeah. As far as I'm concerned he could ride it wherever. If he runs over my foot, we're gonna have a problem.


What, you're gonna kick a disabled dudes ***?

soonerbrat
1/27/2011, 11:06 AM
i wish my friend would give me a $24,000 gift.

olevetonahill
1/27/2011, 11:06 AM
What, you're gonna kick a disabled dudes ***?

Shouldn't be to hard ;)

The
1/27/2011, 11:11 AM
i wish my friend would give me a $24,000 gift.

You need another friend.

delhalew
1/27/2011, 11:14 AM
What, you're gonna kick a disabled dudes ***?

If he's shows remorse about crushing my foot with a 500lb machine...no.
If he is a mouthy ahole...yes. and then I will **** on him.

These are the hazards of driving your mini tank wherever you want. I'll bet he would say it's worth it. America **** Yeah!

soonerbrat
1/27/2011, 11:15 AM
You need another friend.

or just a sugar daddy. that would work.

olevetonahill
1/27/2011, 11:18 AM
i wish my friend would give me a $24,000 gift.

So many ways to go with this, Ima just let it hang :D

SpankyNek
1/27/2011, 11:52 AM
I don't think allowing ANY wheelchairs on streets is a good idea.

Sidewalk please.

Dio
1/27/2011, 12:03 PM
Churchill woulda let him use it.

Mixer!
1/27/2011, 12:09 PM
Let this be a lesson to all of you consumed by all things limey...


http://spiritof7-6.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Spirit-of-76-painting.jpg

Jello Biafra
1/27/2011, 12:25 PM
patton would personally own one of these....disabled or not.

RacerX
1/27/2011, 01:48 PM
Shouldn't be to hard ;)

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47straight
1/27/2011, 02:58 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51NZHW7PRVL.jpg

49r
1/27/2011, 08:00 PM
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Eagle vs. Shark. Nice!

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Leroy Lizard
1/27/2011, 09:40 PM
These guys think he should be able drive his very own tank.

http://pixhost.info/avaxhome/2007-12-06/stranglers_bSw_thumb.jpg

bluedogok
1/27/2011, 10:09 PM
Many of the powered wheelchairs available in the US would break one or both of those classification limits.

King Barry's Back
1/28/2011, 08:42 AM
Me wants. (Not the handicapped part. Just t' awesomeness part.)