2121Sooner
1/26/2011, 12:49 PM
Father: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
Son: "I will choose my own bride!!!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter..."
Son: "Well, in that case... ok"
Next ... Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter..."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case... ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!
Farther: "But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case... ok"
And that, my friends, is how the Oklahoman's do business.
Son: "I will choose my own bride!!!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter..."
Son: "Well, in that case... ok"
Next ... Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter..."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case... ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!
Farther: "But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case... ok"
And that, my friends, is how the Oklahoman's do business.