How Oklahoman's do business.....

[2121Sooner]

Father: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
Son: "I will choose my own bride!!!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter..."
Son: "Well, in that case... ok"

Next ... Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter..."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case... ok"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!
Farther: "But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case... ok"

And that, my friends, is how the Oklahoman's do business.

[OklahomaTuba]

This isn't fair to the aggots. There's not one mention of a sheep, pig, or wrasslin. And the characters aren't all related.

Aggy fail.

[65Mustang]

That is very good,


But not perfect.

To be perfect, it needs references to Bob Stoops, Barry Switzer, and God...


Preferably in that order.


Father: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
Son: "I will choose my own bride!!!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter..."
Son: "Well, in that case... ok"

Next ... Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter..."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case... ok"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!
Farther: "But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case... ok"

And that, my friends, is how the Oklahoman's do business.