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SoonerNate
1/26/2011, 12:48 PM
Sorry, but this made me smile.

Dude's probably never had a margarita in his life

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/jimmy-buffett-falls-off-stage-concert-australia/story?id=12767092


Buffett, 64, fell into the first row at the end of the concert, after singing an encore, "It's been a lovely cruise, I'm sorry it's ended," according to Australian newspaper the Daily Telegraph
Flagstaffsooner
1/26/2011, 12:52 PM
I bet there is a woman to blame in all this.
SoonerNate
1/26/2011, 12:53 PM
I bet theer is a woman to blame in all this.

well done, sir.
2121Sooner
1/26/2011, 12:55 PM
I bet theer is a woman to blame in all this.

Thread can be closed now.


No other response will top this one.
OUMallen
1/26/2011, 12:59 PM
I think it's his own damned fault.
Taxman71
1/26/2011, 01:36 PM
I assume he was ambulanced to the Tampico Trauma Center.
soonerchk
1/26/2011, 01:51 PM
I bet there is a woman to blame in all this.

and we're done.

:applause
Leroy Lizard
1/26/2011, 01:58 PM
Thread can be closed now.


No other response will top this one.

My post pointing out the spelling error would be the ultimate.
2121Sooner
1/26/2011, 01:59 PM
My post pointing out the spelling error would be the ultimate.

If you say so.
TheHumanAlphabet
1/26/2011, 02:55 PM
probably toked to hell up and lost his balance...
JohnnyMack
1/26/2011, 02:57 PM
My post pointing out the spelling error would be the ultimate.

No that would just make you a ****** rocket.
saucysoonergal
1/26/2011, 02:59 PM
Well, I see he got the drunk part down, did he get to screw? ;)
dwarthog
1/26/2011, 03:05 PM
Stepped on a pop top.... (Dude plays barefoot)
AlbqSooner
1/26/2011, 03:21 PM
Since he plays barefoot, he could not have blown out a flip flop
Leroy Lizard
1/26/2011, 03:22 PM
No that would just make you a ****** rocket.

Man, the sense of humor is seriously lacking here.
GDC
1/26/2011, 03:58 PM
I saw Stevie Nicks fall off the stage back in the 80s at the Convention Center in Tulsa. She was also slurring and forgetting lyrics.
sooner59
1/26/2011, 04:17 PM
REEFER MADNESS!!!

http://www.posters57.com/images/JIMMY_BUFFET.jpg
Aldebaran
1/26/2011, 04:20 PM
Searching for his lost shaker of salt.
cantwait48
1/26/2011, 04:37 PM
I saw Stevie Nicks fall off the stage back in the 80s"

did she go her own way?

did she cause a landslide?
SoonerNate
1/26/2011, 05:18 PM
She was calling out for Rhianna.
texaspokieokie
1/26/2011, 06:30 PM
he slipped on oil spilled by tourists.
MrJimBeam
1/27/2011, 07:16 AM
Now he's livin' on spongcake.............



....liquefied and fed through his nose.
XingTheRubicon
1/27/2011, 09:56 AM
I think Jimmy deserves more talented satirists.
texaspokieokie
1/27/2011, 10:07 AM
on his front porch swing
OUthunder
1/27/2011, 12:08 PM
I saw Stevie Nicks fall off the stage back in the 80s at the Convention Center in Tulsa. She was also slurring and forgetting lyrics.

Cocaine + bourbon will do that to you.
Taxman71
1/27/2011, 11:44 PM
Jimmy still feels pain,
he wishes he had some cocaine,
but that's been gone since early his morning.
King Barry's Back
1/28/2011, 06:12 AM
Reminds of four or five years ago, when Keith Richards was hospitalized after reportedly "falling out of a palm tree."

He later said the press blew it out of proportion and he did an interview to set the record straight. How did he clear it up? He said, "It was a normal tree."

Dude was what, 63 yrs old or something, and falling out of trees. Awesomeness.