What's so good about the marijuana anyway? [Archive]

batonrougesooner

1/24/2011, 05:15 PM

Some of these football players just can't say away.

If I want to go to sleep I'd just take an ambien, because that's all it seems to do anyway.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=6054615

KantoSooner

1/24/2011, 05:29 PM

Jenkins was cited early Saturday in a Gainesville nightclub.

Now THAT'S what I call a friendly police force. Don't even take you downtown, just cite you at the bar. "Sir, if you could look this way for the camera. No, NO! dont' tab out or anything, this'll only take a moment."

SoonerNate

1/24/2011, 05:31 PM

No kidding. Who was that Norman cop anyway? If I was that Norman cop, I would have given them both a ride and picked them up a 12 pack on the way for them.

KantoSooner

1/24/2011, 05:49 PM

Do they confiscate your weed in Florida? Or just write the ticket?

BoulderSooner79

1/24/2011, 06:28 PM

Marijuana make pizza taste like the most heavenly food you could possibly put in your mouth -- or so I've heard.

VoiceofReality

1/24/2011, 06:39 PM

Marijuana make pizza taste like the most heavenly food you could possibly put in your mouth -- or so I've heard.

My sources tell me it works on way more than just pizza.

Supposedly.

BoulderSooner79

1/24/2011, 06:52 PM

My sources tell me it works on way more than just pizza.

Supposedly.

I'll have to get back to my sources for confirmation on that.

KYSooner

1/24/2011, 07:12 PM

It makes "cowboys forever" even funnier

Jacie

1/24/2011, 07:25 PM

Always amusing how the people who have little to no experience with it know all about it.

If all it did were what non-users said, I don't think it would be anywhere near as popular as it is . . .

yermom

1/24/2011, 07:29 PM

hell, it's probably safer than Ambien...

sooner59

1/24/2011, 08:47 PM

hell, it's probably safer than Ambien...

A couple of years ago, my fiance and her brother were parked along the street in front of her house. When they woke up the next morning, her car was totaled and ON TOP of her brother's car. Long story short, it was the lady at the end of the street. Her SUV was ****ed up and just sitting in her driveway. Said she was on ambien and remembered nothing. Never knew she got in the car. That is scary....sleep-driving. :eek:

yermom

1/24/2011, 08:53 PM

yep. i've never heard of anyone doing that on weed.

TahoeSOONER

1/24/2011, 08:58 PM

Weed > Alcohol in many ways.

AlbqSooner

1/24/2011, 09:20 PM

Ganja makes comely coeds have a stronger desire to drop the panties. Gotta love it.

BoulderSooner79

1/24/2011, 09:48 PM

A couple of years ago, my fiance and her brother were parked along the street in front of her house. When they woke up the next morning, her car was totaled and ON TOP of her brother's car. Long story short, it was the lady at the end of the street. Her SUV was ****ed up and just sitting in her driveway. Said she was on ambien and remembered nothing. Never knew she got in the car. That is scary....sleep-driving. :eek:

That's actually one of the numerous warnings the drug maker has to post on Ambien (doing activities in your sleep that could be dangerous).

soonerguild

1/24/2011, 10:10 PM

Weed is safer than ambien.

FirstandGoal

1/24/2011, 10:22 PM

That's actually one of the numerous warnings the drug maker has to post on Ambien (doing activities in your sleep that could be dangerous).

If you've ever read the patient leaflet that comes with Ambien, its pretty hilarious. It even warns that you may possibly have sex and not remember it.

OUthunder

1/24/2011, 10:33 PM

hell, it's probably safer than Ambien...

It is...trust me on this one. And I haven't took a hit since 1992.

sooner59

1/24/2011, 10:40 PM

If you've ever read the patient leaflet that comes with Ambien, its pretty hilarious. It even warns that you may possibly have sex and not remember it.

You've just started a college movement where ambiens are passed around and mixed with alcohol. Don't laugh, its probably already happening!

IGotNoTiming

1/25/2011, 01:28 AM

Bill Hicks said it best....

"Make pot illegal is like telling God he made a mistake. I mean seriously cant
you see him sitting there on the 7th day looking down and saying, 'There is my creation, perfect and whole in every way..... Oh My ME, I left freaking pot everywhere, if people see that- they will have the idea they are supposed to use it...... awww now I am gonna have to create republicans...."

Crimson Kid

1/25/2011, 01:40 AM

Everything. The smell the taste and the way it makes every thing i eat taste good. It helps me sleep it help me focus it makes me nice to be around. :)

Tried drinking and didn't like not knowing what i did the night before, or who i was waking up with. :D

swardboy

1/25/2011, 08:54 AM

stoopified

1/25/2011, 09:18 AM

Not a damn thing

Shakadoodoo

1/25/2011, 09:18 AM

I think we waste way, way to much money on locking people up for dubies in their ashtray!

KantoSooner

1/25/2011, 09:30 AM

KantoSooner

1/25/2011, 09:34 AM

I think we waste way, way to much money on locking people up for dubies in their ashtray!

When was the last time you heard of someone getting violent because they were stoned?
Exactly, it's never happened.
If the worst thing about it is that it makes you look silly and go to sleep (and, damage your own lungs), then it really makes zero sense to spend police time/money on enforcing a 100 year old ban without the skantiest shred of science to back it up.

Mad Dog Madsen

1/25/2011, 09:56 AM

Not a damn thing

http://www.legaljuice.com/marijuana%20pot%20funny%20sign%20at%20least%20not% 20crack.jpg

OUthunder

1/25/2011, 10:29 AM

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SoonerLB

1/25/2011, 01:06 PM

Duuude . . . . . . uh . . . . . ya got any Cheetos? :D

Seamus

1/25/2011, 01:22 PM

Dude, if weed makes you post Motley Crue videos, then that **** should be illegal forever! :D

milesl

1/25/2011, 01:56 PM

I heard it makes you watch hours and hours of internet porn.

tfoolry

1/25/2011, 05:42 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf5rIuJPTt0

budbarrybob

1/25/2011, 08:29 PM

If you've ever read the patient leaflet that comes with Ambien, its pretty hilarious. It even warns that you may possibly have sex and not remember it.

I take ambien and have on many occassions been "taken advantage of" by my wife and wouldn't remember anything :eek:

freshchris05

1/25/2011, 08:33 PM

Legalize it.

ousooners182

1/25/2011, 09:29 PM

some of you guys who dont know the big deal about weed need to smoke some kb... Its great. Great. Great

did i mention its great??

SoonerLB

1/25/2011, 11:35 PM

Who's got the cheetos?

arcman46

1/26/2011, 11:16 AM

all it did for me was make me hungry.

Sooner_Tuf

1/26/2011, 12:45 PM

All you need to know about weed is in the movie Reefer Madness from 1936. It's on YouTube, Google Video, etc.

TUSooner

1/26/2011, 02:15 PM

You don't puke on your shoes?

(Apologies to the late G. Carlin.)

Leroy Lizard

1/26/2011, 02:17 PM

All you need to know about weed is in the movie Reefer Madness from 1936. It's on YouTube, Google Video, etc.

Sgt. Joe Friday too.

OUmillenium

1/26/2011, 02:22 PM

When was the last time you heard of someone getting violent because they were stoned?
Exactly, it's never happened.
If the worst thing about it is that it makes you look silly and go to sleep (and, damage your own lungs), then it really makes zero sense to spend police time/money on enforcing a 100 year old ban without the skantiest shred of science to back it up.

So Dusty Dvoracek would have benefitted more from weed than booze?

C&CDean

1/26/2011, 02:27 PM

WTF is this thing doing on the football board (I guess the OP was high and forgot where he was)? Besides, we just hashed this whole issue out on the South Oval joint.

Leroy Lizard

1/26/2011, 02:32 PM

WTF is this thing doing on the football board (I guess the OP was high and forgot where he was)? Besides, we just hashed this whole issue out on the South Oval joint.

Lock it, Dean! Lock it!

OhU1

1/26/2011, 02:49 PM

The Mexican drug cartels thank you for your patronage. (So please buy local!)

TheHumanAlphabet

1/26/2011, 02:50 PM

A couple of years ago, my fiance and her brother were parked along the street in front of her house. When they woke up the next morning, her car was totaled and ON TOP of her brother's car. Long story short, it was the lady at the end of the street. Her SUV was ****ed up and just sitting in her driveway. Said she was on ambien and remembered nothing. Never knew she got in the car. That is scary....sleep-driving. :eek:

Ambien will eff you up!!! Somehow, it interferes with the paralysis part of the body preventing people from moving while we sleep. The body is designed to do that to prevent you from injuring yourself while sleeping. ON top of it, you have no short term memory while on Ambien...

OhU1

1/26/2011, 02:57 PM

Ambien will eff you up!!! Somehow, it interferes with the paralysis part of the body preventing people from moving while we sleep. The body is designed to do that to prevent you from injuring yourself while sleeping. ON top of it, you have no short term memery while on Ambien...

Do people post on Soonerfans while on Ambien? Now that would be a scary thought - sleep posting. No telling what you might say. :D

TheHumanAlphabet

1/26/2011, 02:59 PM

Do people post on Soonerfans while on Ambien? Now that would be a scary thought - sleep posting. No telling what you might say. :D

Wonder if some of those drunken posts were Ambien posts???

KantoSooner

1/26/2011, 03:10 PM

It would explain a lot...

yermom

1/26/2011, 03:27 PM

WTF is this thing doing on the football board (I guess the OP was high and forgot where he was)? Besides, we just hashed this whole issue out on the South Oval joint.

just reading this post gives me the munchies

MamaMia

1/26/2011, 03:48 PM

WTF is this thing doing on the football board (I guess the OP was high and forgot where he was)? Besides, we just hashed this whole issue out on the South Oval joint.Heh, you said hash...
My sources tell me it works on way more than just pizza.

Supposedly.
It was hash brownies in my college days. :P

starclassic tama

1/26/2011, 03:53 PM

And...it does wonders for your grammer.

if you are going to try and rip on somebody you might want to start by spelling grammar correctly.

MamaMia

1/26/2011, 03:57 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB1cNkC71vE

tfoolry

1/26/2011, 05:31 PM

WTF is this thing doing on the football board (I guess the OP was high and forgot where he was)? Besides, we just hashed this whole issue out on the South Oval joint.

I think the original poster was reefering to a player?

C&CDean

1/26/2011, 05:39 PM

I think the original poster was reefering to a player?

But can he zig and zag?

Mad Dog Madsen

1/26/2011, 05:43 PM

^^^NIIICE!!! :D

SoonerLB

1/26/2011, 06:08 PM

Well, if there ain't any cheetos, anybody got any oreos?

SoonerinSouthlake

1/26/2011, 10:39 PM

If you've ever read the patient leaflet that comes with Ambien, its pretty hilarious. It even warns that you may possibly have sex and not remember it.

CLEARLY I have never taken Ambiem

cant say the same for my wife:O