Alternatives to watching Obama's Annual Propaganda Speech

[SoonerNate]

- The Coal Miner's Daughter
- Hellcats
- Don't Forget the Lyrics
- Criminal Minds
- Los Herederos del Monte
- First 48
- Mean Girls 2
- Eraser
- Human Prey
- Ramsay's Best Restaraunt
- Honey (BET)
- Inside Story: National Lampoon's Vacation
- Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
- King of the Hill
- Retired at 35
- Dirty Jobs
- Eloise at the Plaza (Disney)
- Suite Life of Zack and Cody
- Kitchen Impossible
- Bridalplasty
- Sunshine Cleaning
- Purdue @ Ohio State
- Classic Boxing
- Australian Open
- Auburn @ Arkansas
- I Didn't Know I was Pregnant
- Cupcake Wars
- The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother
- The Incredible Hulk
- The Haney Project- Rush Limbaugh
- Auction Hunters
- Dear John
- What's Eating You?
- Blind Date
- Star Trek: The Next Generation
- The Office
- What Not to Wear
- Bad Boys
- Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern
- Hardcore Pawn
- Everybody Loves Raymond
- Law and Order: SVU
- Canadiens @ Flyers
- Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best
- How I Met Your Mother

[2121Sooner]

Putting my hand through a meat grinder

[jumperstop]

Anything really...Politics are stupid, I'll watch the highlights tomorrow morning.

But really though, you would rather watch Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best, What Not to Wear, or I Didn't Know I was Pregnant. If it came to that I would just turn off the tv.

[sooner_born_1960]

I had no idea Los Herederos del Monte was on.

Thanks.

[3rdgensooner]

Nate, if you don't watch, then you can't opine about it in your zany nate-like way.

[JohnnyMack]

Why not watch it? Politics in America sucks because of attitudes like yours.

[virginiasooner]

I'll watch it, only because I'm placing wagers on how soon a Republican congresscritter will violate House decorum like that South Carolina nut did last year. I'm saying 15 minutes in. Wonder what the Tan Man will do.

[SoonerNate]

I'll watch it, only because I'm placing wagers on how soon a Republican congresscritter will violate House decorum like that South Carolina nut did last year. I'm saying 15 minutes in. Wonder what the Tan Man will do.

I don't like to judge people based on their skin color.

[SoonerNate]

I'll watch it, only because I'm placing wagers on how soon a Republican congresscritter will violate House decorum like that South Carolina nut did last year. I'm saying 15 minutes in. Wonder what the Tan Man will do.

That's your President. Have a little respect.

[The Profit]

That's your President. Have a little respect.




No, he was talking about the crybaby from the Buckeye State.

[Ton Loc]

I'll watch it.

My wife and I will opine on how ragged the Pres looks and wonder why anyone would want to be president these days.

We'll listen to him say some things that 20% of the country won't like 20% will like and the rest of us (60%) will realize nothing he says did or will apply to us.

Good Times! :D

Then I'll watch American Chopper and be way more concerned about the fact that Jr and Sr still aren't talking. :(

[SoonerNate]

No, he was talking about the crybaby from the Buckeye State.

I know he was. I was simply pointing out the double standard. Should

[SouthCarolinaSooner]

I'll watch it, only because I'm placing wagers on how soon a Republican congresscritter will violate House decorum like that South Carolina nut did last year. I'm saying 15 minutes in. Wonder what the Tan Man will do.
Our behavior has improved
http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/USAbrookes9.jpg

[bonkuba]

I rate his speeches right up there with going to orangepower.com. Rambling and makes no sense.....kinda makes me sick to my stomach.

And he may like sheep too.....dunno :D

[bonkuba]

Spongebob is kinda cool....may watch that :D :D

[SoonerNate]

LMAO

[soonerbrat]

I wish Storage Wars was on tonight. that show is growing on me.

[JohnnyMack]

I wish Storage Wars was on tonight. that show is growing on me.

I watched about 6 minutes of that show. Thumbs down for me.

[DIB]

Spongebob is kinda cool....may watch that :D :D

Spogebob is a good show to watch while...um...enhanced.

[soonerbrat]

I watched about 6 minutes of that show. Thumbs down for me.

but the best part is when they show how much their stuff is worth. And it's fun to hate Dave. he's not very nice.

[JohnnyMack]

but the best part is when they show how much their stuff is worth. And it's fun to hate Dave. he's not very nice.

I've kind of gotten back into Ax Men lately. It's got a lot more locales that they film from now and it's much more interesting. It's still just a poor man's Deadliest Catch, but I need something to fill the void.

[2121Sooner]

Then I'll watch American Chopper and be way more concerned about the fact that Jr and Sr still aren't talking. :(

One of the best parts of this show was early on when Jr was on the radio and Sr came on and they were going back and forth. Then Sr tells him that his 20% is worth nothing because the value on the company came back at $0 so Jr says "well if that is the case then let me buy your 80%"

Good chit.....

[SoonerNate]

I will not allow Obama to be displayed in my house.

[2121Sooner]

I will not allow Obama to be displayed in my house.

Liar. You are gonna watch it and make a drinking game out of it.


Every time he says "bi-partisan" you take a drink.

When he says he "inherited" about a tough problem, you take a drink.

When they show Nancy Pelosi's stupid azz grin you take two drinks.

"reaching across party lines" gets you a full beer.



Just some starters for ya.......

[reflector]

Rangers vs. Capitals on Versus starts in about 30 minutes.

[bonkuba]

Spogebob is a good show to watch while...um...enhanced.

Heh :D

[soonerchk]

is there any chance at all the mods will just merge all of Nate's threads into one giant rant so I can see what other non-angry types are doing?

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I had no idea Los Herederos del Monte was on.

Thanks.This is easily the correct answer.

[SoonerNate]

is there any chance at all the mods will just merge all of Nate's threads into one giant rant so I can see what other non-angry types are doing?

This chick hates me for some reason.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I don't like to judge people based on their skin color.EEEwwww.

[2121Sooner]

This chick hates me for some reason.

nah.....just your guts

[Mixer!]

Thunder vs. Hornets & American Chopper. Sr. needs is *** kicked in a major way.

[SoonerNate]

nah.....just your guts

Libs are seldom happy people.

[2121Sooner]

The only thing she is liberal about is giving up the coochie......

[SoonerNate]

lmfao

[royalfan5]

I'm going to watch the two best Swiss tennis players battle in the Australian Open.

[soonerchk]

This chick hates me for some reason.

No, I don't know you. I just dislike multiple angry threads about the same thing over and over and over.

[2121Sooner]

lmfao

But I am in love with her and her evil twin 3G!!!

[SoonerNate]

No, I don't know you. I just dislike multiple angry threads about the same thing over and over and over.

I'm sorry. I am just very unhappy at where this man is taking this country.

[A Sooner in Texas]

is there any chance at all the mods will just merge all of Nate's threads into one giant rant so I can see what other non-angry types are doing?

All of Nate's suggestions are really similar to what I would do during Bush's annual "See Spot Run" speeches.

But I may illegally download "The King's Speech" tomorrow night. Or buy "Secretariat" and watch it again. Or I may just watch the speech since I think it's important to know what the rest of the nation will be talking about.

[SoCaliSooner]

I'm going to stop paying my mortgages...and go out and get that free gas. I guess I'll hit the locals at the smoke shop/check cashing place to find out where to go...

[VeeJay]

The Haney Project with Rush Limbaugh?

Hank needs to take on Obama. He's got the goofiest, most off-balance unorthodox swing I've seen since Rodney Dangerfield in "Caddyshack." I know he's trying to be cool and all, playing five rounds per week while Gitmo remains open against his promise, but Dude needs some major help.

No way with a swing like that he shoots less than 110..105 if he's dropping putts.

[Curly Bill]

I wish Storage Wars was on tonight. that show is growing on me.

Right there with ya! :D

[AlboSooner]

Is it a telling sign, that nobody suggested reading a book as an alternative? :)

[MR2-Sooner86]

I'm just going to look at porn and masturbate like I always do. Far more productive than anything Obama has done because at least there is a happy ending.

[yankee]

Hi I'm Yankee and I like to party. SEE YA.

[SoonerNate]

The Haney Project with Rush Limbaugh?

Hank needs to take on Obama. He's got the goofiest, most off-balance unorthodox swing I've seen since Rodney Dangerfield in "Caddyshack." I know he's trying to be cool and all, playing five rounds per week while Gitmo remains open against his promise, but Dude needs some major help.

No way with a swing like that he shoots less than 110..105 if he's dropping putts.

LOL. They say he's already played more rounds in his first year and a half than Bush did in 8 years. You'd think he'd be decent by now. I guess it's hard to swing a club while chain smoking Newport cigarettes though.

[soonercruiser]

I'll watch it, only because I'm placing wagers on how soon a Republican congresscritter will violate House decorum like that South Carolina nut did last year. I'm saying 15 minutes in. Wonder what the Tan Man will do.

Ya!
I wonder how long it will take until Obama insults someone again, like the Supreme Court???

Glad I'm workin' the free clinic!

[Mixer!]

Paul Sr. needs to be kicked in the nuts. Don't know if that would help Obama, though.

[OUmillenium]

It would be cool if at about 10 min in all the Rs would quietly stand up and leave.

[R@bidred]

It would be cool if at about 10 min in all the Rs would quietly stand up and leave.:D :D :D :D

[Aldebaran]

Republicans have the greatest respect for the sacred awesomeness of the Commander in Chief when a republican is President. The rest of the time they are a bunch of borderline traitors. It's shocking, really.

[A Sooner in Texas]

Republicans have the greatest respect for the sacred awesomeness of the Commander in Chief when a republican is President. The rest of the time they are a bunch of borderline traitors. It's shocking, really.



No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. When they insult a Democratic president, that's true patriotism. Remember? The Republicans own the franchise on being a true patriot.

[Bourbon St Sooner]

I'm going to watch the two best Swiss tennis players battle in the Australian Open.

Tennis? You're obviously a liberal elitist, so I'm sure you'll have the tennis match on one tv while making googly eyes to Obama on the other tv.

[OUthunder]

Republicans have the greatest respect for the sacred awesomeness of the Commander in Chief when a republican is President. The rest of the time they are a bunch of borderline traitors. It's shocking, really.

:rolleyes: :pop:

[delhalew]

I'll be at your mom's house, ****ting in her fish tank.

[Mixer!]

I'll be at yermom's house, ****ting in his fish tank.

Man, little Hurley can't catch a break! :D

[okie52]

I've got to watch Obama speak. He may get a pair of shoes thrown at him or be called a liar. Drama in prime time.

I'll miss "jack in the box" Pelosi not being in view so I can see her repeated leaps to her feet at every Obama statement. She's pretty fit for her age.

[Mixer!]

It's the hindu squats.

[Sooner98]

"Let me be clear"....drink

"hope".....drink

"rhetoric".....drink

"jobs".....drink

"health care"....drink

"deficit/debt".....drink

"taxes".....drink

"Wall Street/Main Street".....drink

"education".....drink

standing ovation from 1/2 of room.....drink

standing ovation from entire room.....2 drinks

reference to Congresswoman Giffords.....2 drinks

close-up of Senator Rand Paul.....2 drinks

close-up of Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee.....2 drinks

close-up of Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan.....2 drinks

close-up of HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius.....2 drinks

reference to a random, downtrodden, unemployed American.....3 drinks

irrelevant reference to Sarah Palin.....finish your drink in front of you

[delhalew]

"Let me be clear"....drink

"hope".....drink

"rhetoric".....drink

"jobs".....drink

"health care"....drink

"deficit/debt".....drink

"taxes".....drink

"Wall Street/Main Street".....drink

"education".....drink

standing ovation from 1/2 of room.....drink

standing ovation from entire room.....2 drinks

reference to Congresswoman Giffords.....2 drinks

close-up of Senator Rand Paul.....2 drinks

close-up of Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee.....2 drinks

close-up of Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan.....2 drinks

close-up of HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius.....2 drinks

reference to a random, downtrodden, unemployed American.....3 drinks

irrelevant reference to Sarah Palin.....finish your drink in front of you
Do you expect anyone to survive that? In this political climate, the Feds may find that post and prosecute you for the resulting deaths.

[okie52]

Obama, nose pointing skyward...1 drink, otherwise you would be drunk in 10 minutes.

[delhalew]

In all seriousness, if you listen to Obama, Paul Ryan's retort will be that much more enjoyable.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

The speech will be enjoyable. It's been so long since the president has been in public, it will be nice to see him, and hear his latest plans and observations.

[okie52]

I'm sure Obama will tell us how he has secured the borders and how he wants to bring those millions of innocent people out from the shadows.

[SoonerNate]

Obama, nose pointing skyward...1 drink, otherwise you would be drunk in 10 minutes.

That drives me crazy when that arrogant SOB does this.

[okie52]

He can also tell us about how much he has increased wind and solar power, how his blue ribbon panel has now found a plan to replace Yucca and the new nukes are on their way, along with our decreasing dependence on foreign oil.

[okie52]

That drives me crazy when that arrogant SOB does this.

I believe he feels America has forgotten his profile.

[Sooner_Bob]

Haven't decided if I'll watch or not . . .

[sappstuf]

He can also tell us about how much he has increased wind and solar power, how his blue ribbon panel has now found a plan to replace Yucca and the new nukes are on their way, along with our decreasing dependence on foreign oil.

I'm sure he will also follow his own deficit commission's findings and announce raising the age to be eligible for SSN or reducing benefits. Oh wait....


Obama won't endorse raising retirement age or reducing Social Security benefits (http://mobile.washingtonpost.com/c.jsp?item=http%3a%2f%2fwww.washingtonpost.com%2fw p-syndication%2farticle%2f2011%2f01%2f24%2fAR2011012 403472_mobile.xml&cid=578815)

Oh well... Let us kick the can a little further down the road..

http://thesamerowdycrowd.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/hemmingway-kicking-a-can.jpg

[delhalew]

Haven't decided if I'll watch or not . . .

It always makes me angry to watch someone outright lie to me. However, I feel it is my civic duty to know what lies are the focus at any given time.

[OULenexaman]

Haven't decided if I'll watch or not . . .

The poll on CNN today shows 60% not watching....and I'm in the majority.....however it's hard to pass up a good drinkin' game.:D

[Flagstaffsooner]

I'm going to watch my "OSU Cheerleaders; Braiding Armpits and Shaving Backs" video instead.

[SoonerNate]

I'm going to watch my "OSU Cheerleaders; Braiding Armpits and Shaving Backs" video instead.

LOL: Nasty!

[SoCaliSooner]

I am tuning in to see how Obama and Co. politicize the Az shootings....Never miss an opportunity to parlay a tragedy into political gain...

[okie52]

I'm sure he will also follow his own deficit commission's findings and announce raising the age to be eligible for SSN or reducing benefits. Oh wait....



Oh well... Let us kick the can a little further down the road..

http://thesamerowdycrowd.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/hemmingway-kicking-a-can.jpg

Don't know why that is such an issue....people are living a lot longer now than they were when SS was started and have many more benefits.

Well, Obama would be willing to put an extra 13% tax ad infinitum on the higher income producers because he is fair minded guy. He is all about "shared sacrifice".

[Chuck Bao]

I will be watching it. I was planning to go to the US Embassy in Bangkok this morning, but just decided that probably most of the embassy staff would be watching it.

I wonder how many TV sets throughout the world will be tuned in. CNN will cover it and I suppose that free-air Thai TV will too and they are normally pretty good in near-instanteous translations.

If and when more foreign TVs are tuned into the US State of the Union address, does that say more about them or us?

[Bourbon St Sooner]

Well the Chinese and Japanese are watching to find out if they'll ever get their money back. The rest of us know we're ****ed anyways so we might as well watch Jersey Shore and drink cheap booze. I think that's how the N. Koreans get through life.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

This should be the best year of his presidency, so I may make an effort to watch.

[okie52]

This should be the best year of his presidency, so I may make an effort to watch.

Lowered expectations?

[reflector]

Montreal is playing Philadelphia on Versus tonight.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. When they insult a Democratic president, that's true patriotism. Remember? The Republicans own the franchise on being a true patriot.Dam* shame, ain't it? One would think a democrat would occasionally do what's right for the country.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I will be watching it... CNN will cover it and I suppose that free-air Thai TV will too and they are normally pretty good in near-instanteous translations.
Will you need them to translate it into Thai?

[Sooner5030]

I will not miss out on 1.5 hours of a hopium induced unicorn auction.