John Wayne Joke

[setem]

At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sex education and asked her students if they'd ever seen anything that was related to sex education on TV.

Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie about women having babies. “Great,” said the teacher, “that's very important. ”

Then Judy raised her hand and told the teacher she had seen a TV show about people getting married. “Well, that has to do with it too,” said the teacher.

Then Johnny raised his hand and said he had seen a western where some Indians came riding over the hill and John Wayne shot them all. The teacher said, “Well, Johnny, that really doesn't have anything to do with sex education.”

“Yes it does,” said Johnny, ” it taught those Indians not to **** with John Wayne.”

[Sooner_Bob]

Heh

[stoopified]

:)

[C&CDean]

There's already one "groaner joke" thread going.

[Thaumaturge]

When John Wayne died, the undertaker had to chisel 50 pounds of impacted fecal matter out of his colon. No joke.

[Howzit]

When John Wayne died, the undertaker had to chisel 50 pounds of impacted fecal matter out of his colon. No joke.

I could have gone my entire life without knowing that factoid, among others.

Like about 30% of the 25% solid matter on feces consists of dead bacteria.

On the other hand, that bees see in ultra-violet has been invaluable.

[VeeJay]

When John Wayne died, the undertaker had to chisel 50 pounds of impacted fecal matter out of his colon. No joke.

I heard 40...but who's counting?

[SanJoaquinSooner]

When John Wayne died, the undertaker had to chisel 50 pounds of impacted fecal matter out of his colon. No joke.

I think you've confused John Wayne with Elvis Presley.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

When John Wayne died, the undertaker had to chisel 50 pounds of impacted fecal matter out of his colon. No joke.Now, why would ANY undertaker want to do that?

[texaspokieokie]

Now, why would ANY undertaker want to do that?

sold as souveniers. (sp)

[rekamrettuB]

John Wayne's fecal matter is gold baby!!!

[thecynic]

When John Wayne died, the undertaker had to chisel 50 pounds of impacted fecal matter out of his colon. No joke.

snopes says that's false

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fecalcolon.asp

[Eielson]

snopes says that's false

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fecalcolon.asp

Regardless, my oatmeal now feels like diarrhea in my mouth.

[2121Sooner]

Any joke told by John Wayne would have at LEAST 3 racial slurs in it

[Thaumaturge]

snopes says that's false

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fecalcolon.asp

Snopes also says NObama wasn't born in Kenya, so **** snopes.

[soonercruiser]

Actually, we have "John Wayne" on the OU Campus!
The housekeeping folks always buy the toilet paper from the lowest bidder.

Soooooo. I named the tiolet paper "John Wayne".
Why, you say?
It's rough; and it's tough; and it deosn't take shi* off of anyone!