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ouwasp
1/20/2011, 01:40 PM
Weird news:
F@rting man ridiculed at party, leaves and returns with knife, stabs four.

Killer described as Silent but deadly... :P
2121Sooner
1/20/2011, 01:41 PM
Ok.....I'll go......


What happened when Cinderella took Prince Charming to the ball?













She choked.
C&CDean
1/20/2011, 01:48 PM
OK, my turn.

How can you tell if a chick is loose?








Put your middle finger in her snatch, your thumb up her ***, and if you can snap your fingers, she's loose.
2121Sooner
1/20/2011, 01:49 PM
OK, my turn.

How can you tell if chk is loose?








She just is.


Fixed it for ya.....
XingTheRubicon
1/20/2011, 01:50 PM
'taint happenin
2121Sooner
1/20/2011, 01:54 PM
Guy walks into the woods at night with the young boy.


Boy says "Mister.....I am scared walking in this forest"

Guy says "YOU'RE scared? I gotta walk outta here alone"



Neg spek is down below on the left.
Sooner_Bob
1/20/2011, 01:54 PM
Booooooooooooooooo



:D
soonerbrat
1/20/2011, 02:05 PM
Ok.....I'll go......


What happened when Cinderella took Prince Charming to the ball?












She choked.


I don't get it.
Sooner_Bob
1/20/2011, 02:06 PM
I don't get it.

:gary:
The
1/20/2011, 02:12 PM
Why don't anteaters get sick?








Because they're full of anty bodies.
setem
1/20/2011, 02:14 PM
I don't get it.

She was Sing his D and she became a Ballchinian!
soonerbrat
1/20/2011, 02:24 PM
She was Sing his D and she became a Ballchinian!

:confused:

now i'm really confused.
yermom
1/20/2011, 02:29 PM
I don't get it.

this is not surprising.
C&CDean
1/20/2011, 03:46 PM
Why did Rock Hudson get buried face down?





So his buddies could stop by for a cold one.
2121Sooner
1/20/2011, 04:45 PM
I don't get it.


I am sorry. Cause it's funny.


Or maybe brat doesnt have a gag reflex. In THAT case.........How YOU doin?




And I really hope soonerbrat is a girl.
The
1/20/2011, 04:46 PM
I don't get it.

I don't believe this.
achiro
1/20/2011, 04:47 PM
Or maybe brat doesnt have a gag reflex.

F****n noob!
2121Sooner
1/20/2011, 04:56 PM
F****n noob!

I dont get it.
The
1/20/2011, 04:59 PM
F****n noob!

I don't either. Do you have phlebitis?
achiro
1/20/2011, 05:00 PM
I dont get it.

exactly.
2121Sooner
1/20/2011, 05:00 PM
We arent part of the Inner Circle or the Posse THE..........
achiro
1/20/2011, 05:01 PM
I don't either.

The prosecution rests your honor.
Howzit
1/20/2011, 05:01 PM
I don't get it.

That's because it's not every other Friday.
soonerbrat
1/20/2011, 05:02 PM
this is not surprising.

:mad:
2121Sooner
1/20/2011, 05:02 PM
The best part about it is, that I dont care either.


Just sit back and enjoy my posts.
achiro
1/20/2011, 05:02 PM
That's because it's not every other Friday.

Get a room!
The
1/20/2011, 05:03 PM
Get a room!

****ING NOOB
soonerbrat
1/20/2011, 05:04 PM
That's because it's not every other Friday.

tomorrow is not my friday to get off.
2121Sooner
1/20/2011, 05:04 PM
****ING NOOB

I dont get it
soonerbrat
1/20/2011, 05:04 PM
I am sorry. Cause it's funny.


Or maybe brat doesnt have a gag reflex. In THAT case.........How YOU doin?




And I really hope soonerbrat is a girl.

funny you should say that.....
The
1/20/2011, 05:09 PM
I dont get it

I don't either, brotato. I don't either.
Howzit
1/20/2011, 05:11 PM
tomorrow is not my friday to get off.

Maybe next Friday you'll get it.
soonerbrat
1/20/2011, 05:18 PM
Maybe next Friday you'll get it.


tomorrow is my first friday not to get off since december 10
2121Sooner
1/20/2011, 05:20 PM
tomorrow is my first friday not to get off since december 10


Sometimes a thread hijacking is a good thing..............go on.
C&CDean
1/20/2011, 07:10 PM
If all you nubile noobular noobalicious refugees attended an SF.com tailgate you might...MIGHT get treated to things that make your taint tingle. Or not.
2121Sooner
1/20/2011, 07:13 PM
All in good time......
yermom
1/20/2011, 07:21 PM
:mad:

well, you ARE a blonde.
C&CDean
1/20/2011, 07:23 PM
Naturally...
olevetonahill
1/20/2011, 07:30 PM
Two hats talking, One said to the other, You stay here Ill go on a head :P
2121Sooner
1/20/2011, 07:32 PM
Three elderly men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.

The seventy-year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to tinkle."

The eighty-year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a BM."

The ninety-year old says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I flop like a cow."

"So what's your problem?" ask the others.

"I don't wake up until nine."
swardboy
1/20/2011, 07:35 PM
Snow, snow, snow.
Got so high the man's wife had to step on tip toe to see through kitchen window.
He decided to let her in.