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SanJoaquinSooner
1/16/2011, 12:53 PM
Facebook is the devil..... socalisooner

socalisooner


As a smart man, I've never divulged the number of chicks I have banged to any chick I was banging..past...or present.

The wife knows I was wild in my younger hedonistic days but I have always told here that nothing good comes from knowing how many or who.

Well...with facebook....many of my ex's..one-nighters....and f___ puppets have friended me and the wife doesn't like how many "hot" women I am friends with. She can tell by where these women live that they aren't current friends...and is smart enough to know my "type".

So....the wife now and then asks me about chicks friending me and now asks, "How many times did you f__ her?" Awkward...

This post was edited by socalisooner on 1/11/2011 at 7:29 PM





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hipsterdoofus


I suppose on facebook there are people who care, too?
soonerchk
1/16/2011, 01:25 PM
Wow, I didn't mean to pi$$ his wife off...
SoCaliSooner
1/16/2011, 02:10 PM
Wow, I didn't mean to pi$$ his wife off...

Consider yourself unfriendified...
soonerchk
1/16/2011, 03:08 PM
At least you validated me first.
2121Sooner
1/16/2011, 03:14 PM
Find out how many dudes she banged and then ask her how many times she did it with them.


Seems a fait tit for tat in my book
mgsooner
1/16/2011, 04:00 PM
It's very nice over here since that ******-bag hasnt found his way over here yet.
SoCaliSooner
1/16/2011, 04:18 PM
It's very nice over here since that ******-bag hasnt found his way over here yet.
Looky here...I'm stirring your soup with my penis....
2121Sooner
1/16/2011, 04:20 PM
**pulls up chair.....opens beer.......
soonerchk
1/16/2011, 04:31 PM
Looky here...I'm stirring your soup with my penis....

It's not supposed to be a cream based soup.:eek:
mgsooner
1/16/2011, 07:22 PM
FML
The
1/17/2011, 09:15 AM
THIS PLEASES THE GODS GREATLY.
TheHumanAlphabet
1/17/2011, 09:57 AM
Facebook is not your friend. stay away IMO...
soonerchk
1/17/2011, 10:43 AM
THIS PLEASES THE GODS GREATLY.

So he comes over here, and you come back?!?!?!


That works.:cool:
The
1/17/2011, 11:06 AM
So he comes over here, and you come back?!?!?!


That works.:cool:

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of anally violated women cried out in fear, all at once...
soonerchk
1/17/2011, 11:11 AM
I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of anally violated women cried out in fear, all at once...

Kind of made you giddy and hopeful all at once?
The
1/17/2011, 11:15 AM
Kind of made you giddy and hopeful all at once?

I'm constantly giddy and hopeful.
soonerchk
1/17/2011, 11:22 AM
I'm constantly giddy and hopeful.

Giddy is exactly how I usually describe you.