Yet another teacher...

[Okla-homey]

27 year-old gym teacher admits trsyt with 16 y/o boy.

http://www.arlingtoncardinal.com/2011/01/06/plainfield-north-pe-teacher-ashley-m-blumenshine-arrested-charged-with-criminal-sexual-abuse/

[C&CDean]

Pretty hittable.

[texaspokieokie]

at least they used a condom.

[C&CDean]

So is it really sex if your weiner never touches her jajay?

[Okla-homey]

Pretty hittable.

I was thinking the same thing. Especially since people don't usually look their best in a mugshot. The story says she made him use a condom, which is smart thinkin'. ;)

[Bourbon St Sooner]

I only clicked on this to see if she was hot. For a mugshot, she looks pretty good. I'm just pissed I never got any of this action when I was a little dude.

[Mississippi Sooner]

Kids these days. They just don't know how good they've got it.

[Jammin']

The only issue I see with this story is that they arrested her.

[OULenexaman]

she was only tutoring in Phys ED....no crime here...

[Flagstaffsooner]

Where were these teachers when I was in HS? All I got was beaver shots form a substitute French teacher when I was 14.

[MR2-Sooner86]

Wish I had chicks like this in school. All I had was old *** women :mad:

[XingTheRubicon]

My teachers looked like Judi Dench and I'm also pretty pissed off that hot teacher sex has only been widespread for 10 years or so.

[Sooner_Bob]

Talk about a stupid move . . .

[thecynic]

That boy is a hero at school today.

[soonerchk]

My gym teacher was Cowboy Bill Watts' sister. She looked just like him too.

[NormanPride]

Funny. If it was a dude and a younger girl everyone would be crying for his balls.

They're all having sex by 12 or younger now anyway. :(

[macdaddybuff]

My gym teacher was Cowboy Bill Watts' sister. She looked just like him too.
My bro was good friends with his son Micka watts and Eric as well. They attended the same school Metro Christian. T

[Oldnslo]

Funny. If it was a dude and a younger girl everyone would be crying for his balls.

They're all having sex by 12 or younger now anyway. :(

If my Aunt had balls, she'd be my Uncle.

[NormanPride]

If my Aunt had balls, she'd be my Uncle.

But then wouldn't your Uncle be your Aunt? Or would you have two Uncles? And if so, say goodbye to all your cousins. Do you want to see that? Cousins can be cool.

[Oldnslo]

But then wouldn't your Uncle be your Aunt? Or would you have two Uncles? And if so, say goodbye to all your cousins. Do you want to see that? Cousins can be cool.

If i didn't have cousins, I wouldn't have co-signed on an education loan, and I'd be a much happier person, especially when d00d fails to mail his check.

so, in this case, i'd be all good with it.

[C&CDean]

If i didn't have cousins, I wouldn't have co-signed on an education loan, and I'd be a much happier person, especially when d00d fails to mail his check.

so, in this case, i'd be all good with it.

You co-signed for a cousin? BWAHHAAHAAAHAA!!! Are you mad?

I co-signed one loan for one of my kids a few years back. He did good for a year or so then I got a notice he was 30-days late. I was the not-so-proud owner of another 2006 Ford F-150 that very day.

My other kids know better than to even ask after that deal. One thing I will not tolerate is people who don't pay their dang bills. Chaps my *** good.

[soonervegas]

"Blumenshine"

School system had it coming....

[silverwheels]

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[WichitaSooner]

If you are a 16 year old that is hitting that chick, or some other hot teacher... WHY THE **** would you let the news get out and screw it all up??????

[2121Sooner]

Not sure why they keep arresting all these Dream makers!!

[AlbqSooner]

Pretty hittable.

Hell Dean, you are almost (not quite) as old as me. Given that, the term "hittable" doesn't really mean a lot.

As I get older the cull factor continues to go down.:)

[Pricetag]

If you are a 16 year old that is hitting that chick, or some other hot teacher... WHY THE **** would you let the news get out and screw it all up??????
Give the kid a break. Sounds like the police caught them this time.

[NormanPride]

99.7% of all cops...

[Mississippi Sooner]

Why were they doing it in a public parking lot? Doesn't the dumb broad have a house/apartment of her own? Can't she afford a motel room?

What a moran.

[OUthunder]

Pretty hittable.

Exactamundo. Where were these types of teachers when I was in school. I was a sexy bastard back in the day to.

[yermom]

arrested? she should be given a medal!

[2121Sooner]

A buddy of mine in college was telling me a story about him and his art teacher on the last day of his senior year F'ing on a dirt road.


I have idolized him ever since.

[2121Sooner]

arrested? she should be given a medal!

Or at least extra pay for the off duty health teacher work she is doing.


No kid left behind.

No kids behind left alone!!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Why were they doing it in a public parking lot? Doesn't the dumb broad have a house/apartment of her own? Can't she afford a motel room?

What a moran.

Obviously you don't know the thrills of clubberin a woman with your penis behind Kohls

[silverwheels]

A few of my high school teachers used to hit on me, but they weren't nearly as attractive as that chick.

[OUthunder]

Some guys have all the luck.

[3rdgensooner]

I have no idea why an attractive grown woman would choose to flounder around with some inexperienced childman.

[DIB]

I have no idea why an attractive grown woman would choose to flounder around with some inexperienced childman.

Couldn't find the right ladyboy?

[Pricetag]

Why were they doing it in a public parking lot? Doesn't the dumb broad have a house/apartment of her own? Can't she afford a motel room?

What a moran.
It's all part of the fantasy. She's 16 in it, and kids that age don't have private places to go. Head to the apartment, and she becomes a 27-year-old woman fooling around with a kid.

[OhU1]

This is a crime?

Shouldn't this be treated like sexual harrassment in that if the teacher is hot and the 16 year old boy wants some tail - no harm no foul?

Equal protection under the law is fouling the limited prospects of the young man who in the words of Van Halen is "hot for teacher".

[2121Sooner]

Couldn't find the right ladyboy?

Obviously they dont watch The Today Show......

http://thebostonbazaar.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/princess_boy_1311.jpg

[AlbqSooner]

I was a sexy bastard back in the day to.

The older I get, the better I was. ;) :D

[SteelClip49]

since when is PHYSICAL education a crime? All she was doing was coaching the young lad.

[VeeJay]

Pretty hittable.

Yeah. If you're 16.

[Tiptonsooner]

Victimless crime.....

[soonerinkaty]

Street cred, that kid just got some.

[sooner59]

That kid is a legend. Too bad they got caught, he could have blackmailed her for more tail until he was 18. :D

She probably saw him in the locker room packing a shovel in his pants and it tickled her downstairs.

But yes, victimless crime. That is just something that dude can mark off of his bucket list.

[SouthCarolinaSooner]

someone give this kid a medal

[Leroy Lizard]

This is a crime?

Shouldn't this be treated like sexual harrassment in that if the teacher is hot and the 16 year old boy wants some tail - no harm no foul?

Uhhh... no.

[Leroy Lizard]

Pretty hittable.

Unless she was a cheerleader for a hated team. Then she would make us vomit. :D

[sooner59]

Hell, I would tap a tejas cheerleader....if anything just to rub it in their faces that tejas women love the Sooner ****. :D

[sooner59]

Remember this chick with the 14 year-old dude in Florida? http://www.tampabay.com/specials/celebs/lafave.jpg

I am just at a loss for words. Good looking chicks living out twisted fantasies with teenage boys....or rather teenage boys living out twisted fantasies with good looking chicks. Either way. I feel I missed the boat. Not only did this stuff not happen at my school, there were no hittable teachers....unless you count the ones that I literally wanted to hit in the face. :D

[oubose]

Who's she going to have sex with now? Bet that boy doesn't miss class.

[Leroy Lizard]

If i didn't have cousins, I wouldn't have co-signed on an education loan...

You sure that wasn't alimony?

[BigJerm7]

My gym teacher was Cowboy Bill Watts' sister. She looked just like him too.

Wait, what? Was her name Jill? He had a sister that taught at Clinton Middle School in the late 80's. She wore purple all the damn time. I think she taught history. And yes, she looked just like him too.

[Ike]

Man...that Kohls isn't too far from my old house...weird...

[rekamrettuB]

Anybody else find it funny that they always throw pictures of the "offenders" up. And, like the rest of you, IT'S THE ONLY REASON I CHECKED OUT THE ARTICLE!!!

[Jammin']

I'd like to nail a few of my hs teachers but their in their 70's now so it's just gross to think about.


And when is someone going to post more pics of this hottie, surely she had a FB page someone has hacked into.

[Veritas]

Got dang it where were these hos when I was in high school! I'd like to have been scarred for life!

[Jammin']

nfm

[Breadburner]

I have no idea why an attractive grown woman would choose to flounder around with some inexperienced childman.

Cuz when yer that age your dink gets so hard a cat could not scratch it......

[sappstuf]

Obviously they dont watch The Today Show......

http://thebostonbazaar.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/princess_boy_1311.jpg

Good grief...

I think I would have to get a prescription for Homocil if my son was on TV dressed like that.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a336d13e14/homocil-commercial-from-nino

[3rdgensooner]

Cuz when yer that age your dink gets so hard a cat could not scratch it......Hard men are really not a rarity.

[DIB]

Hard men are really not a rarity.

Maybe you should give some tips to Breadburner. (S)he seems to have trouble finding hard men.

[soonerchk]

Cuz when yer that age your dink gets so hard a cat could not scratch it......

Doesn't mean they have an effing clue what to do with it.

[texaspokieokie]

Doesn't mean they have an effing clue what to do with it.

the teacher can help. it's real simple.

[yermom]

the teacher can help. it's real simple.

that's what i was thinking

like i said, medal :D

[Breadburner]

the teacher can help. it's real simple.

Thank you.....I was sure chk would know this...!!!!

[3rdgensooner]

the teacher can help. it's real simple.
Which goes back to my original point about "floundering around" with some childman. No thanks.

[booomer]

I have no idea why an attractive grown woman would choose to flounder around with some inexperienced childman.

This.

[Mississippi Sooner]

Bah, when I was 16 I could go for a half hour, easily. Especially if no one knocked on the bathroom door.

[Leroy Lizard]

She's facing 3 to 7 years. When all is said and done, she can tell us if it was worth it.

[Scott D]

Obviously you don't know the thrills of clubberin a woman with your penis behind Kohls

Seriously, don't you know how much you save by getting your rocks off in a Kohl's parking lot?

[The Profit]

My gym teacher was Cowboy Bill Watts' sister. She looked just like him too.



Hey, I remember Cowboy Bill Watts. He had a horseshoe on his wrestling trunks.

[The Profit]

Bah, when I was 16 I could go for a half hour, easily. Especially if no one knocked on the bathroom door.




Yeah, because then you had to start all over.