Cheerleader Battle: Oregon vs. Auburn....

[SteelClip49]

consisting of 31 images from the BCSNCG.

Man....obviously Oregon wins. I nearly gagged everytime I saw the Auburn cheerleaders. You would think the south would have more hotness but I guess not in that part of Alabama.

Judge for yourself:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1101/cfb-bcs-championship-cheerleaders/content.1.html

[sooner59]

Bible Belt vs Weed Belt?

But yeah, Oregon's worst that I saw was better than Auburn's best. Maybe I need to take a trip up the Pacific Highway...

[Leroy Lizard]

consisting of 31 images from the BCSNCG.

Man....obviously Oregon wins. I nearly gagged everytime I saw the Auburn cheerleaders.

It's amazing how many of us are married to supermodels.

[Breadburner]

It's amazing how many of us are married to male supermodels.

Not suprised.....

[sooner59]

My fiance is better than everything Auburn has to offer with their cheerleaders, and she is in the upper half of the Oregon cheerleader crowd. Hell...I am damn proud of that. :D

[CORNholio]

Oregon > Alabama. Wimmens be is hotter. Moderately. They is no SUC nor * wimmens though.

[MrJimBeam]

My fiance is better than everything Auburn has to offer with their cheerleaders, and she is in the upper half of the Oregon cheerleader crowd. Hell...I am damn proud of that. :D

Prove it.

[85sooners]

I like their asses

[bonkuba]

Really helped me eat my eggos this morning :D

[SCSooner71]

IF that was a football score.....Oregon 100 Auburn 0

[TUSooner]

Auburn = Old School
Oregon = NFL-ish

[blaine4oh5]

That's like Night Trips compared to Triple XXXtasy Ranch. No comparison.

[texaspokieokie]

they had much better close-ups of the oregon girls.

[texaspokieokie]

best i've seen on a year to year basis; usc.
or, much as i hate to admit it, dallas cowboys

[BigTip]

This is an unfair competition. First, Auburn is obviously wearing WAY too much clothes. Since when did Auburn become some Catholic school?

Second, the Oregon girls making that hand signal advertising their womenly naughty parts was really hot. Silently screaming to me, "Uh huh, I got one, and you can have it".

What? That's not what that meant? Thanks a LOT Mister Bubbble Burster!

[EatLeadCommie]

Oregon's definitely look better, but Auburn is hindered by the fact that their cheerleader outfits look like something out of a nunnery and Oregon helped by the fact that their outfits look like something out of a whorehouse.

[TXBOOMER]

It's amazing how many of us are married to supermodels.

Kinda what I was thinking. All of those chicks are athletic and have hot bodies but they make old boy gag. :rolleyes:

[Soonerjeepman]

ummm...hey I'd hit ANYONE of them...on either side...but I guess being 46 does that to ya...LOL...

oh..and isn't it ironic the North (uo) cheerleaders are a lot tanner than the South (auburn) cheerleaders...thank God for tanning beds!

[tfoolry]

I like it when the Duck cheer girls cup their hands & smile with their mouths open; like they're about to receive something special.

[OUthunder]

In picture #5 that guy has the right idea.

God bless him, lucky bastage.

Pic #29 brings wood to my britches.

[yermom]

they had much better close-ups of the oregon girls.

i think there is a reason for that :D

[SoonerOX]

Auburn nuns? I thought they were the tigers. UO>AU....like the op said I'd tag any of them from either side.

[C&CDean]

Meh. Half those Oregon girls moonlight on a stripper pole. I'm sure that's where Knight found them. Pays em better than the strip joint. There's a couple on those close-ups who look closer to 30 than 20. Also, it's obvious their makeup is professionally applied, and a couple of them have fake tits. Another major Meh. Also, I guess they don't like black folk up in O-ree-gon.

The Allburn girls wearing 1967 cheerleader outfits sure ain't helping their cause. Jeez, those deals are dated. And I don't think they've even discovered makeup down there yet. Plainy Janey. Meh.

[cantwait48]

"I guess they don't like black folk up in O-ree-gon"

only if they can run and catch

[OULenexaman]

all those O girls are paid pros......whether it be pole dancin or porn flicks...

[Oldnslo]

Oregon is Cheerleader Mecca. Holy Smokes.

When they were in Norman, they were also blazing hot, as was their coordinator/coach/whateverthehellhertitleis.

[Soonermagik]

Auburn Cheerleaders = Amish

Oregon = Playboy

I'll take the latter.

[NormanPride]

You're comparing the Oregon dance squad with the Auburn cheerleaders. Also, Auburn's idea of sexy probably involves showing a little ankle - ooh la la!

The Oregon girls, however, look about as generic as everything else Oregon. Trying so hard to be the best at it all and ending up looking cheap and uninteresting.

[SoonerLB]

I'd like to do an in depth investigation of that Oregon squad to see if I could root out any over-age strippers! ;)

The Auburn squad? Not so much.

[setem]

I don't think their is anything cheap about the Oregon cheer squad they all look like high dollar hoes to me! That being said, the Auburn girls are not ugly by any means they just are not as dolled up as the Oregon girls.

[btk108]

How do I get this job?

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1101/cfb-bcs-championship-cheerleaders/images/oregon-cheerleader-YP4_3437.jpg

[MyT Oklahoma]

Regarding the Oregon cheerleaders.. "What do their Mothers look like and are any of them available?" ;)

[oudavid1]

It's amazing how many of us are married to supermodels.

Married? no. Dating though.

When i met her(3 years ago), she didnt know who Bob Stoops was.
Now she's making OU dresses.

[OULenexaman]

Is she double jointed or did you break her elbow?

[C&CDean]

Where's her cowboy boots? Have her drop the dress and hat, and put on the boots, then we'll be the judge.

[Kilmer]

Oregon's definitely look better, but Auburn is hindered by the fact that their cheerleader outfits look like something out of a nunnery and Oregon helped by the fact that their outfits look like something out of a whorehouse.

^^This

It's really not even close though even if they had the same outfits on.

[oudavid1]

Where's her cowboy boots? Have her drop the dress and hat, and put on the boots, then we'll be the judge.

she just got some. ill send her a memo.

[Aldebaran]

That slide show would be better if they deleted the even numbered images. Has that been mentioned?

[CowboyMRW]

I think the Oregon cheerleaders are holding up the "O" cause they want someone to use their O-Face on them

[CowboyMRW]

Also, what is this rumor I keep hearing about Oregon's fans throwing dollar bills at the girls during all home games?

[ouduckhunter]

They don't look like locals, so I'm guessing that they're Cali imports!

[MR2-Sooner86]

The Oregon girls have skimpy clothes on so that helps them out. Some of the Auburn girls have better faces though. Some of the Oregon girls have a typical plastic look. Either way, I'd nail either or.

[BigTime1]

WOW their loaded...I have become somewhat of a duck fan

[BigTime1]

LOL...after writing that it reminds me of the old duck sausage joke

[47straight]

I was in Oregon last week, and saw no woman that looked anything like those cheerleaders. Like their players, definitely california imports.

[CowboyMRW]

ncpdcFOMJhA

[btb916]

Also, I guess they don't like black folk up in O-ree-gon.

Some people from Oregon may never have met or even seen an African American. There are very few there. http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2009/07/for_oregons_blacks_miseries_mu.html

[Jacie]

I think the Oregon cheerleaders are holding up the "O" cause they want someone to use their O-Face on them

That is how they work out with the ShakeWeight . . .

[KantoSooner]

Shush up, there!

Shakeweight is the greatest creation the 'health' industry has ever brought to America.

[OUthunder]

WOW their loaded...I have become somewhat of a duck fan

I'd shoot love juice all over there face.

[BigTip]

Shush up, there!

Shakeweight is the greatest creation the 'health' industry has ever brought to America.

You're talking about just the commercials, right?

;)

[thesnowbishop]

Pics #5 and #19 are indeed touchdowns. One with a two point conversion.

The Auburn lasses were indeed inhibited by their cleats (er, pleats), but their repeated cute girl scores a field goal early, and they earn a solid 7 with the victory formation. 15-10 Oregon, and damned if I don't feel dirty. This is now the offseason.

[Leroy Lizard]

Meh. Half those Oregon girls moonlight on a stripper pole. I'm sure that's where Knight found them. Pays em better than the strip joint. There's a couple on those close-ups who look closer to 30 than 20. Also, it's obvious their makeup is professionally applied, and a couple of them have fake tits.

In other words, they're like NFL cheerleaders. Right?

[sooner59]

Heh. I remember when these two Carolina Panther cheerleaders dyked out in club bathroom in Tampa.

http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/cheery.jpg

[oubose]

fake tits and strip joints aren't a bad idea till september

[ictsooner7]

Bible Belt vs Weed Belt?

But yeah, Oregon's worst that I saw was better than Auburn's best. Maybe I need to take a trip up the Pacific Highway...

Gotta go with the bible bunch.....the biggest mistake I made as a kid trying to meet girls was not going to church activites, I found out later those girls were WILD.

[ictsooner7]

Heh. I remember when these two Carolina Panther cheerleaders dyked out in club bathroom in Tampa.

http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/cheery.jpg

I'd watch.

[Jason]

It's amazing how many of us are married to supermodels.
I know I am; and lucky to be. :)

[sooner59]

Gotta go with the bible bunch.....the biggest mistake I made as a kid trying to meet girls was not going to church activites, I found out later those girls were WILD.

You know that the preachers' kids are always the wildest. At least the ones I knew were.

[WA. Sooner]

uo = drunken weekend
ua = life long

[KantoSooner]

What is the problem people seem to have with fake boobs?!?

[texaspokieokie]

i don't have a problem with them.

[Mad Dog Madsen]

i don't have a problem with them.

+1 :)

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Oregon > Alabama. Wimmens be is hotter. Moderately. They is no SUC nor * wimmens though.

More Scandinavian blood in Oregon's wimmen... I was very surprised when we visited for the cheatin' game of all the Nordic names and the nordic genes.

[1890MilesToNorman]

It looked to me like them Auburn gurls ain't warshed they hair in a while?? Some kind of "we ain't gonna warsh our hair to keep the luck going" thing?

[fossil]

My fiance is better than everything Auburn has to offer with their cheerleaders, and she is in the upper half of the Oregon cheerleader crowd. Hell...I am damn proud of that. :D

:D One would, however, do well to remember that pulcritude possesses soley cutaneous profundity!

[Jason]

:D One would, however, do well to remember that pulcritude possesses soley cutaneous profundity!

It's pulchritude; and bless their hearts for it. :D

[C&CDean]

What is the problem people seem to have with fake boobs?!?

Uh, they're ****ing fake? I guess you like hairpieces on men huh? Wigs? Calf implants? Dick implants? Grecian formula? Meh. Keep your fake **** cause most of the people who do it are big assed phonies themself. Otherwise why do it?

Seriously, the more I think about grabbing a big old handful of a jelly bag instead of a tit it makes me wanna gag. What the hell is the attraction? It's ****ing nasty.

[sooner59]

I've seen plenty of women that don't have anything to grab...unless you want to pinch their nipples. I will say that people should need to be so vain about appearance but a lot of them who get implants have psychological issues, sometimes depression, because they lack the boobage that others have. Mostly because everyone can see boobs...even under clothes they stick out. Insecurity eats at people I guess. Pop in some fake boobs and it changes their personality. I know one girl from college who did it and it actually made her personality better. She became more happy and outgoing. I say do what makes you happy. If that means have no boobs, fine. If that means upgrade from an A-cup to a B-cup, that's fine as well. Whatever floats your boat.

[bonkuba]

I've seen plenty of women that don't have anything to grab...unless you want to pinch their nipples. I will say that people should need to be so vain about appearance but a lot of them who get implants have psychological issues, sometimes depression, because they lack the boobage that others have. Mostly because everyone can see boobs...even under clothes they stick out. Insecurity eats at people I guess. Pop in some fake boobs and it changes their personality. I know one girl from college who did it and it actually made her personality better. She became more happy and outgoing. I say do what makes you happy. If that means have no boobs, fine. If that means upgrade from an A-cup to a B-cup, that's fine as well. Whatever floats your boat.

Heh......floaties :D

[bonkuba]

Uh, they're ****ing fake? I guess you like hairpieces on men huh? Wigs? Calf implants? Dick implants? Grecian formula? Meh. Keep your fake **** cause most of the people who do it are big assed phonies themself. Otherwise why do it?

Seriously, the more I think about grabbing a big old handful of a jelly bag instead of a tit it makes me wanna gag. What the hell is the attraction? It's ****ing nasty.

I have to agree with ya......:D

[KantoSooner]

Uh, they're ****ing fake? I guess you like hairpieces on men huh? Wigs? Calf implants? Dick implants? Grecian formula? Meh. Keep your fake **** cause most of the people who do it are big assed phonies themself. Otherwise why do it?

Seriously, the more I think about grabbing a big old handful of a jelly bag instead of a tit it makes me wanna gag. What the hell is the attraction? It's ****ing nasty.

I'll pass on commenting on the male enhancements. Really have no interest in other guys.

As to the 'real' vs. 'fake' titty debate, I'll be right out that whatever makes a woman happy is fine by me. What I don't 'get' is the jihad against implants. Other than full-on Tijuana/Shanghai jobs, the truth is neither you, nor I, can really tell the difference. And I've tried!

It all reminds me of the wine snobs who purport to give a five minute soliloquy regarding a $50 French red....all the while failing to understand they grabbed the wrong decanter and are drinking the #2 wine: the $20 Cali product. Or the Japanese sushi chef who walked off a cooking show set having humiliated himself by raving about the unmatchable quality of Japanese rice....as he was unknowingly working with Arkansas grown japonica. Nice tah-tahs are nice tah-tahs, end of story and I really don't care whether it's nature or nurture that got them that way.

And I don't begrudge women make-up or nice clothes, either.

Bring them on.

[C&CDean]

1. I guess you've been drunker than a sailor when you're exploring them fake titties cause you can absolutely tell. Well anybody who has ever checked out several sets of titties before. Plus, they can't hide the dang scar. They try, but it's there. And in most cases, when they're climbing up out of the top of their shirt in perfectly symmetrical circles it's pretty obvious. I guess you like that though. W. E.

2. Women who are depressed about their tits need psychological help, or maybe a husband or boyfriend that isn't tit-stupid. The only reason a chick might want bigger bags is because she thinks that's all a guy wants. I've always wondered about tit men anyhow. I think they've got mommy issues. Legs/*** is where it's at. Tits are a nice side dish, but they ain't the main course.

3. Why pass on the male enhancements? It's equally phoney. Phoney is phoney.

4. I dislike the looks of women who wear tons of makeup too. When you put your clownface on with a ****ing trowel it ain't attractive.

5. Really the only acceptable fakey thing might be coloring their hair - unless they color it that putrid purple/red all the chicks seem to like to do, or the jet-black goth thing. If you're gonna color your hair, at least make it a color that real hair might actually be.

6. Nice clothes? This doesn't even belong in this conversation.

[KantoSooner]

Where it's really at is eyes and hair. Windows of the soul and crowning adornment kind of deal. Also a pretty decent indication of sanity and general health.

As to the other: tomatoe, tahmahtoe. Aren't we lucky to live in a world where you can have your earth-chicks and I can enjoy whatever it is you want to call what I enjoy. (Please be polite if I'm around though, it's ever so much more peaceable and friendly like).

In resigning here, two quickies, though. Serioiusly, you are spending far too much time worrying about men's wigs and dick implants. And, second, you should patronize the work of better plastic surgeons. The craft has come a long way since the 1960's.

[sooner59]

1. I guess you've been drunker than a sailor when you're exploring them fake titties cause you can absolutely tell. Well anybody who has ever checked out several sets of titties before. Plus, they can't hide the dang scar. They try, but it's there. And in most cases, when they're climbing up out of the top of their shirt in perfectly symmetrical circles it's pretty obvious. I guess you like that though. W. E.

2. Women who are depressed about their tits need psychological help, or maybe a husband or boyfriend that isn't tit-stupid. The only reason a chick might want bigger bags is because she thinks that's all a guy wants. I've always wondered about tit men anyhow. I think they've got mommy issues. Legs/*** is where it's at. Tits are a nice side dish, but they ain't the main course.

3. Why pass on the male enhancements? It's equally phoney. Phoney is phoney.

4. I dislike the looks of women who wear tons of makeup too. When you put your clownface on with a ****ing trowel it ain't attractive.

5. Really the only acceptable fakey thing might be coloring their hair - unless they color it that putrid purple/red all the chicks seem to like to do, or the jet-black goth thing. If you're gonna color your hair, at least make it a color that real hair might actually be.

6. Nice clothes? This doesn't even belong in this conversation.

I basically agree with all of the above. I was mainly trying to explain why some people do it. But yeah, I am more of a legs/*** person as well. I can get by boob size. But its nice to at least be in the B-cup range.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Dean has nice boobs but I think they are fake

[sooner59]

STEP, I heard you have penile implants. Collier said he saw you at his doctor's office when he got *** cheek implants.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

If anything, I need a reduction....Balancing my weight on 3 legs hurts my back some times

[texaspokieokie]

i like fake boobs, but i ain't gonna grab em or kissem, they're just something to look at.

[ATX Sooner]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Or hands. Or mouth.

Just saying...

[MyT Oklahoma]

Well.. its not as if any of us would use our real names with these girls.. huh?

[TheChucker]

What is the problem people seem to have with fake boobs?!?

My wife has implants...best investment that I ever made.

[texaspokieokie]

My wife has implants...best investment that I ever made.

in what way ?