Poke State press conference announced for this afternoon

[badger]

This could be to announce Weeden and Blackmon's future... or perhaps something else?

Link (http://www.tulsaworld.com/sportsextra/OSU/article.aspx?subjectid=93&articleid=20110112_93_0_Oklaho359892)

[Breadburner]

Gundy...Names himself offensive co-ordinator......

[SoonerOX]

hehe.

[SoonerPr8r]

Gundy...Names himself offensive co-ordinator


......and QB.......and #1 WR

[badger]

I'm announcing that I'm still a man! [hairGel]

:eddie: I'm announcing that both of my sons are coaching a losing ORU program this year.

:stunned: I'm announcing that I'm still stunned.

:les: I'm announcing - again - that I'm staying at LSU!

[Breadburner]

Little Bo-peep lost her sheep......

[OUmillenium]

All call for Paul Mitchell super crisp gel

[OUmillenium]

New lOSUr policy that no parents will be allowed to hand feed fried chicken to any current scholarship athletes.

It is acceptable for walk-ons, however.

[badger]

All call for Paul Mitchell super crisp gel

HAIR gel? :D

What else could Gundy endorse...

- Mirrored usnglases
- Silly haircuts
- Orange attire
- Earplugs [hairGel]

[NormanPride]

Porcupine adoption service.

[Sooner_Bob]

Stan Clark is going to announce that Eskimo Joe's is opening a second location out by Lake Carl Blackwell. He's calling it "Noodler Joe's".

[badger]

http://www.gifninja.com/Workspace/e3015cce-616b-4dd0-933e-abe6077ed5bb/output.gif

[SoonerAtKU]

I hear they're going to put cheese and bacon on hush puppies and act like it's revolutionized the dining experience.

You can keep the complimentary spit cup provided at every table.

[badger]

Spoiler alert:








They're both coming back, via several reports out there now.

[CowboyMRW]

I know that this thread is poking fun at us which is cool but I just wanted to say that last night at the Colvin I played basketball with JB, Tracy Moore, and Justin Horton, so I would assume that JB and Weeden are coming back since JB was playing basketball and is still in school and not at a training facility.

[badger]

I know that this thread is poking fun at us which is cool .

MRW... what does that stand for... MoRal Wins?;)

[OULenexaman]

Mighty Rough Wrestlers...

[Wishboned]

They're going to showcase their new co-third-Big 12 South Champs banner to hang over the stadium.

[badger]

Mighty Rough Wrestlers...

No, no, it's Rasslin'... so...

Mighty Rasslin'...um... wwwwww....wowzers???

[CowboyMRW]

Maximum Rasslin' Wins

[olevetonahill]

Mentally Retarded Wrassler
Sheesh dont Yall know nuthin ?

[Mississippi Sooner]

Maximum Rectum Wrinkles.

[SoonerDan74012]

Won't matter what they do because you have to play a little bit of defense to win championships and they have never played any in my lifetime.

[CowboyMRW]

Won't matter what they do because you have to play a little bit of defense to win championships and they have never played any in my lifetime.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/a-haters-gonna-hate11.jpg?w=499&h=319

EDIT: Why can I show .gifs but not pics?

[PalmBeachSooner]

I know that this thread is poking fun at us which is cool but I just wanted to say that last night at the Colvin I played basketball with JB, Tracy Moore, and Justin Horton, so I would assume that JB and Weeden are coming back since JB was playing basketball and is still in school and not at a training facility.

Who???

[olevetonahill]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2_Rw2BDbW53EYF_GZf850n13yRoL6b kikacYq8o1CStM0O29lkg

Why can I show .gifs but not pics?

Cause yer an aggie .:P

http://wtfhub.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/haters-gonna-hate-plane.jpg

[CowboyMRW]

Who???

JB= Justin Blackmon, Biletnikoff Winner, 1st team AA by every source

Tracy Moore= Sophomore WR on team. Played HS at Tulsa Union. Didn't do much this year but had a decent freshman year.

Justin Horton= Junior (?) SE on team. Guy is an athletic freak. Can't figure out why we don't play him as much but every offseason this guy gets the most hype out of anyone on the team. 6'2", 4.40 (legitly) and can get up and get the ball. I think he has trouble learning the playbook is why but that's just me

[CowboyMRW]

Cause yer an aggie .:P

http://wtfhub.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/haters-gonna-hate-plane.jpg

Thanks vet. Stuff like this is probably why we're still Tier 3 :eek: :eek:

[olevetonahill]

Thanks vet. Stuff like this is probably why we're still Tier 3 :eek: :eek:

:D

[Whet]

He will be taking over the TU program.

[badger]

Make Rassle, nor War

[yukonsooner]

Isn't a press conference to say you are staying a little egotistical? I mean when Jason White came back he said he was coming back after a practice. A press conference really???

[sooner59]

They are both coming back per Sports Animal.

[Widescreen]

Isn't a press conference to say you are staying a little egotistical? I mean when Jason White came back he said he was coming back after a practice. A press conference really???

Why do you hate Sam Bradford?

[badger]

All right, joke's over - they just announced they're staying. Link here. (http://www.tulsaworld.com/sportsextra/OSU/article.aspx?subjectid=93&articleid=20110112_93_0_Oklaho359892) So anways, guess we're gonna lose to them this year, because lord knows we can't beat the Pokes if the games in Stillwater AND they have pro-ready Brandon "Old Guy" Weeden and Justin "DUI" Blackmon.

...oh wait :stunned:



:D

[sooner59]

Heh. Boone's gonna be pizzed again.

[badger]

Heh. Boone's gonna leave the game early again.
Fixed it for ya... but that statement can be fixed in oh-so-many ways :D


Heh. Boone's gonna buy up Texas' water supply again.


Heh. Boone's gonna get divorced then marry a new wife again.


Heh. Boone's gonna eminent domain all of Stillwater again.


Heh. Boone's gonna fly his private jet back to his Texas ranch again. Oh, he loves Stillwater sooooo much that he lies as far away as possible :rolleyes:

[CowboyMRW]

All right, joke's over - they just announced they're staying. Link here. (http://www.tulsaworld.com/sportsextra/OSU/article.aspx?subjectid=93&articleid=20110112_93_0_Oklaho359892) So anways, guess we're gonna lose to them this year, because lord knows we can't beat the Pokes if the games in Stillwater AND they have pro-ready Brandon "Old Guy" Weeden and Justin "DUI" Blackmon.

...oh wait :stunned:



:D

Just wait'll next year. Oklahoma State MNC Champions 2012. I can see it now. Going towards the light!!

[badger]

btw, do you guys have actual nicknames for those two, or did I just nickname them for you

[Soonerite]

Team on the rise!!!:stunned:

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Greatest offense in the Universe...:stunned:

[Leroy Lizard]

Isn't a press conference to say you are staying a little egotistical? I mean when Jason White came back he said he was coming back after a practice. A press conference really???

Remember Ricky Williams' press conference? THAT was ego.

[Leroy Lizard]

I want JB and BW to come back. That increases their chances of beating down UT one more time.

[CowboyMRW]

btw, do you guys have actual nicknames for those two, or did I just nickname them for you

No nicknames that I know of.

JB's is best receiver EVAR!!! :D

Brandon "Cane" Weeden

?? These are the only one's I've ever heard

[SoonerNutt]

Good for them. The innevitable pre-season build-up could lead to one of the sweetest Poke meltdowns of all-time.

:pop:

[ictsooner7]

I'm announcing that I'm still a man! [hairGel]



beat me to it..........

this update just in.......I'm forty-three years old now.

[w0lfe]

Same old song and dance here. Over excited Pokes, just to get put back in reality by OU once again... Good stuff

[KantoSooner]

I do love the Blackmon sneer. It's so fun to see that on the face of a guy on the losing side.

[OUEngr1990]

Dunno, not happy about Blackmon comin back. @bedlam, whenever he was on the field, they were moving the ball. Whenever he was off the field, there weren't.

[NMSooner'80]

I was hoping they'd both go, and for two additional reasons:

1. to see how quickly Baghdad Bob Allen would have figured out a way to blame OU for it.

2. to see their fans blame the evil "pro-gooner" media in Oklahoma - even though no one wrote in the newspapers at least that they should go.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Glad they are coming back..

[My Opinion Matters]

At this rate Weeden will be the first player in history to qualify for the NFL pension upon being drafted.

[Hot Rod]

Isn't Weeden older than AD? lol

[badger]

Brandon Weeden is so old...

http://echealthinsurance.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/welcome-to-new-mexico.jpg
That he is astonished to hear that there is a "New" Mexico.

http://www.sliceofscifi.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/walkman.jpg
That he walks around Stilly's campus wearing a cassette tape playing Walkman.

http://www.hmmagazine.com/blogs/doug/archives/calif%20gas%20prices%20ouch.gif
That he won't pay more than 89 cents per gallon of gas.

http://theindiegeek.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/snes.jpg
That he brags about having a Super Nintendo.

http://www.thehypertexts.com/Mysterious_Ways/Images/Ronald_Wilson_Reagan_Cowboy_Poet.gif
That he misses voting for Ronald Reagan.

To reiterate, Brandon Weeden is OLD. :P

[texaspokieokie]

is he older than you ??

[agoo758]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/a-haters-gonna-hate11.jpg?w=499&h=319



It feels like every week I hear something about an Air France flight going wrong. I know who I am NOT flying. :eek:

[picasso]

Dose this mean oSu is still on the rise?

[SoonerMom2]

They lost the most important part of the offense -- the offensive coordinator! :)

[badger]

is he older than you ??

we're the same age.

[Boomer.....]

Dose this mean oSu is still on the rise?

Absolutely. They are the only school who rebuilds every season.

[MichiganSooner]

A team on the rise...

[85sooners]

:)

[Sooner_Tuf]

Kinda funny. Weeden was teetering back and forth between going undrafted playing for osu another year.

Did they make the contract amounts public? Is Boone paying them upfront?

[SoonerDood]

After this season, they'll STILL have the same amount of wins over dem uo gooners as the Immortal Barry Sanders.

[soonercastor]

:pop:

[prrriiide]

HAIR gel? :D

What else could Gundy endorse...



Sonic the Hedgehog games?


Heh. Boone's gonna eminent domain all of Stillwater again.


Oughter cost him all of a buck fiddy...


JB's is best receiver EVAR!!!

Sincerely,

Fred Bilitnekoff, Jerry Rice, Lynn Swann, and Larry Fitzgerald.

[Crimsontothecore]

I know that this thread is poking fun at us which is cool but I just wanted to say that last night at the Colvin I played basketball with JB, Tracy Moore, and Justin Horton, so I would assume that JB and Weeden are coming back since JB was playing basketball and is still in school and not at a training facility.

LOL! well, at least we know you listen to the sports animal.

[CowboyMRW]

LOL! well, at least we know you listen to the sports animal.

What are you talking about? I really did play against them last night

[Crimsontothecore]

What are you talking about? I really did play against them last night

Tulsa sports animal to be more specific. This is just too funny:P

[CowboyMRW]

Tulsa sports animal to be more specific. This is just too funny:P

Alright man. Whatever you say. I don't listen to them but okay.

[SoonerLB]

Just wait'll next year. Oklahoma State MNC Champions 2012. I can see it now. Going towards the light!!

To that person who lost his crack pipe, it has now been located! MRW's got it and he's needing a light. :D

[CowboyMRW]

To that person who lost his crack pipe, it has now been located! MRW's got it and he's needing a light. :D

Nah man. Gotta do meth, not crack. It's stronger

[rekamrettuB]

No nicknames that I know of.

JB's is best receiver EVAR!!! :D

Brandon "Cane" Weeden

?? These are the only one's I've ever heard

Cane? Because he walks with one?

[CowboyMRW]

Cane? Because he walks with one?

Just because of his age. Like he's so old he needs a cane to get around on

[MichiganSooner]

I wonder if they will get a sellout for one game next season?

[Crimsontothecore]

To that person who lost his crack pipe, it has now been located! MRW's got it and he's needing a light. :D

But only after he gets done living vicariously through someone elses story.:D

[CowboyMRW]

But only after he gets done living vicariously through someone elses story.:D

Alright man, I gotta ask what you are talking about?

[Crimsontothecore]

Alright man, I gotta ask what you are talking about?

Seriously? come on. busted is busted.

[CowboyMRW]

Seriously? come on. busted is busted.

Look man. Honest to God, I have no idea what you're talking about. You can think what you want which is cool, but I really did play with him and the others the other night. How do you think I named who all else was there. I seriously doubt that if the SA reported that he was there that they reported who else was there. Brayden Stringer was also there. He's the 4th string qb for those wondering. I go to school up here still so don't know why you find it so unbelievable that I played with him. It's not like I'm sitting here saying that my team ran them out of the gym.

[colleyvillesooner]

This is good. I want them full force when we mudhole them...again...in Stillwater...again.

[soonerinkaty]

Never go full retard.

[CowboyMRW]

Never go full Aggie.

FIFY

[Crimsontothecore]

Look man. Honest to God, I have no idea what you're talking about. You can think what you want which is cool, but I really did play with him and the others the other night. How do you think I named who all else was there. I seriously doubt that if the SA reported that he was there that they reported who else was there. Brayden Stringer was also there. He's the 4th string qb for those wondering. I go to school up here still so don't know why you find it so unbelievable that I played with him. It's not like I'm sitting here saying that my team ran them out of the gym.

Always proofread before posting.

[CowboyMRW]

Always proofread before posting.

The other night, last night big deal. I was in a rush typing.

Why don't you enlighten me on what was said on the SA

[MamaMia]

Microphone Roughshot at StoolWater

[MrJimBeam]

Massaging Rectum With.....(fill in the blank)

[XFollower]

Geez, my buddies at church were running drooling like they were guaranteed the Nat'l Championship next year. Really? Oh well, maybe next year.

[Crimsontothecore]

Geez, my buddies at church were running drooling like they were guaranteed the Nat'l Championship next year. Really? Oh well, maybe next year.

I think they're excited about the guarantee they won't lose to Nebraska next year.

[TahoeSOONER]

Those pokes are going to be fired up to a new level this year.

Beating the pokes back to back years in their house with the best team they've ever produced will be priceless.

[gernblansten]

Does this mean OSU will probably be pretty good on offense and questionable on defense? How is that different from every other recent year?

OU held Weeden to his worst passer rating of the year, Blackmon to his lowest yardage output, and Hunter to his lowest ypc until OSU's bowl game. Not to mention OU out gained the Pokes by over 200 yards.

I could be wrong, but I think OSU has lead OU 3 times since their 2002 win, and none of those leads were in the 2nd half and none have been by more than a TD. For all the talk about how OSU is catching up, OSU always plays OU tough in Stillwater, etc, etc., I think they've probably lead a total of about 15 minutes combined in the last 8 games, while never having a lead in 5 of those games.

[texaspokieokie]

yeah, but it would be worse if those 2 didn't come back.

[badger]

Who is #10 on the Pokes defense? He didn't suck, but that Lemon guy graduating will hurt them.

As for offense, they're only as good as their running game, so they better hope they have some help after Hunter ready to go next fall, or they'll blitz the hell outta Weeden like we did, giving him no time to throw to Blackmon, effectively taking both out of the game... although admittedly, Blackmon was recovering from injury that game.

I will fear no Poke: For they art aggy

[Bourbon St Sooner]

I'm glad those guys are coming back. We're in their heads so bad I'm not even worried about losing to them. At least Leslie had them believing. Even we were punking them 52-9, they still thought they could win.

[CowboyMRW]

Who is #10 on the Pokes defense? He didn't suck, but that Lemon guy graduating will hurt them.

As for offense, they're only as good as their running game, so they better hope they have some help after Hunter ready to go next fall, or they'll blitz the hell outta Weeden like we did, giving him no time to throw to Blackmon, effectively taking both out of the game... although admittedly, Blackmon was recovering from injury that game.

I will fear no Poke: For they art aggy

Markelle Martin. 4* safety out of Wichita Falls, Texas, that was committed to you guys for a long time and then he switched to Anm, and on signing day we got him to switch to us. I think that's how the story goes. I think our safeties might be the best 2 in the Big 12 next year.

Our RB's next year will be Jeremy Smith, Randle, and (hopefully) Sims. Smith is an explosive, downhill runner. He lacks the top end speed of some but he makes up for it in his toughness near the goalline. Randle reminds me a lot of Demarco in the way he plays and the appearance part. He doesn't have the acceleration that Demarco does, but he can do it all. Sims is a 5* RB from Abilene.

Also, don't know if anyone remembers Kye Staley from Guthrie, but word is that he's going to make a comeback and play next year. He suffered a nasty ACL tear. Doctors said there was no way he'll play again. He sat out the last 2 years but hopefully he can contribute. He's a big RB that makes you miss and has top end speed. A deadly combination

[Sooner_Tuf]

yeah, but it would be worse if those 2 didn't come back.

Probably not as long as they keep scheduling the way the pokes do. Probably the biggest factor if they repeat this years success will be how god Texas is. OSU didn't step up and beat Texas as much as Texas had just quit playing for the year long before that game.

I dont think OSU improved any over the year before. A down Texas team and a lessor bowl is where they picked up the two additional wins. They still lose to any decent team they play.

[CowboyMRW]

Probably not as long as they keep scheduling the way the pokes do. Probably the biggest factor if they repeat this years success will be how god Texas is. OSU didn't step up and beat Texas as much as Texas had just quit playing for the year long before that game.

I dont think OSU improved any over the year before. A down Texas team and a lessor bowl is where they picked up the two additional wins. They still lose to any decent team they play.

This years team was much better offensively than last years but defensively in no way were we comparable. Our best team by far was our '08 team but also yall, Texas, and Tech were amazing.

[badger]

Probably the biggest factor if they repeat this years success will be how god Texas is.

How god is Texas, anyway? I had them ranking down with Hades (god of hell) last year, but this coming year, I might upgrade them to Hestia (goddess of home) as they will be staying at home to watch games instead of going out into the public to embarrass themselves should the whorns continue to lose.

As for OU, I'd have to rank us as Ares (god of war) or Dionysus (god of drinkin').

The Pokes? Hmmm... I'd say Apollo, because like the sun, you're always on the rise to begin with, but before long, you're falling into the sunset :D

[CowboyMRW]

How god is Texas, anyway? I had them ranking down with Hades (god of hell) last year, but this coming year, I might upgrade them to Hestia (goddess of home) as they will be staying at home to watch games instead of going out into the public to embarrass themselves should the whorns continue to lose.

As for OU, I'd have to rank us as Ares (god of war) or Dionysus (god of drinkin').

The Pokes? Hmmm... I'd say Apollo, because like the sun, you're always on the rise to begin with, but before long, you're falling into the sunset :D

http://t2.gstatic.com/images

People end up dying when they try and strike Apollo down :D

[badger]

Our resident poke once again fails at posting images :rolleyes:

[gaylordfan1]

The other night, last night big deal. I was in a rush typing.

Why don't you enlighten me on what was said on the SA

Hmm, scan the bold letters... Think it was a no homo comment. :)

[CowboyMRW]

Our resident poke once again fails at posting images :rolleyes:

I've done everything to post an image. I really don't know why it won't let me. I can post videos and .gifs but not a still picture. Vet even sent me a message to tell me how and I followed it step by step and all it will put up is a link.

[CowboyMRW]

Hmm, scan the bold letters... Think it was a no homo comment. :)

I gotcha

[BoomerJ]

For some reason I thought the press conference was about the Pokes petitioning the supreme court to allow Cowboy/Sheep marriage.

[Sooner_Tuf]

For some reason I thought the press conference was about the Pokes petitioning the supreme court to allow Cowboy/Sheep marriage.

No, the Court told them to quit coming back for that years ago.

[PalmBeachSooner]

JB= Justin Blackmon, Biletnikoff Winner, 1st team AA by every source

Tracy Moore= Sophomore WR on team. Played HS at Tulsa Union. Didn't do much this year but had a decent freshman year.

Justin Horton= Junior (?) SE on team. Guy is an athletic freak. Can't figure out why we don't play him as much but every offseason this guy gets the most hype out of anyone on the team. 6'2", 4.40 (legitly) and can get up and get the ball. I think he has trouble learning the playbook is why but that's just me

Sorry, still doesn't ring any bells. Are they in the band or maybe Gundy's hairstylists?

[CowboyMRW]

Sorry, still doesn't ring any bells. Are they in the band or maybe Gundy's hairstylists?

I didn't figure them too to a non-OSU fan. I'm just telling you who they are