What are the simple things in life you enjoy?

[MR2-Sooner86]

I love opening a fresh container of ice cream and scrapping the top off.

I love getting up in the morning, stepping outside, stretching, and taking in some fresh air.

I love mixing powdered Nesquik into a fresh glass of milk.



What say you?

[sooner59]

I like the smell of my clothes after I grill.

[THE-JROD]

I love punanny :D

I also love pissin outside....after gettin punanny :D

[waynepayne]

I like driving down country roads after the nearby fields have been plowed. The smell of earth and freshly cut grass is one that takes me straight back to childhood.

[soonerinkaty]

I love putting on pants fresh from the dryer, and the smell of post offices.

[SpankyNek]

A damn good cup of coffee.

[waynepayne]

I love punanny :D

I also love pissin outside....after gettin punanny :D



your flowers must be in desperate need of some water...

[C O R N * D O G]

dutch oven

[THE-JROD]

your flowers must be in desperate need of some water...

Heh, not at the moment with all the snow...but i've always been fascinated in yella snow :D

[soonerinkaty]

dutch oven

And all we ask in return is so precious little all we're asking you to do..is drop trow..and squeeze out..a Cleveland steamer on my chest?

[OUinFLA]

my fireplace.

Even if I have to turn on my A/C to enjoy it

[Leroy Lizard]

Is farting in crowded rooms considered simple?

[cccasooner2]

Is farting in crowded rooms considered simple?

Only if it's an elevator.

[btk108]

I love opening a fresh container of ice cream and scrapping the top off.

I love getting up in the morning, stepping outside, stretching, and taking in some fresh air.

I love mixing powdered Nesquik into a fresh glass of milk.



What say you?

Who are you and what have you done with MR2?

[Pricetag]

I love to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

[Soonerson1975]

Laying in bed naked when a stiff breeze blows through the window.

[Leroy Lizard]

Finally getting to take a whiz after holding it for a very long time (the "ultimate").

Trying a pickup line on a hot chick in a bar. (What she says in response is not one of the simpler things I enjoy.)

[Leroy Lizard]

Laying in bed naked when a stiff breeze blows through the window.

Heh. Naked. Stiff. Heh.

New band name: The Naked Stiffs.

[FirstandGoal]

Being able to get up in the morning, stretch a few minutes and run a mile or two through the neighborhood. Haven't been able to do that for a few weeks and its making me grumpy.

[salth2o]

I love taking a pee of the deck in my backyard.

I love my morning commute, b/c my 4 year old son rides with me. The things we talk about are awesome. He goes to the day care at my work.

I love my Keurig coffee maker.

[Leroy Lizard]

Being able to get up in the morning, stretch a few minutes and run a mile or two through the neighborhood.

Naked?

[Tony]

I like putting on a new pair of socks.

[Breadburner]

A nice solid **** first thing in the AM.....

[FirstandGoal]

Naked?


:hot:

[C&CDean]

The smell of my John Deere tractor cab.
The smell of momma's John Deere tractor cab.
The smell of fresh cut hay.
The smell/taste of momma's popcorn with a ton of butter on it.
The feel of the flannel sheets in the winter time.
The heat from our wood stove.
The smell of a roast slow cooking in the oven.
The smell of ribs and brisket on the smoker.
The last bale of hay going up in the barn.
The feeling right after a good workout and shower.
Ejaculating.

[OUmillenium]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

[OhU1]

Having a healing blister on the arch of my foot, and as the skin begins to harden and itch like crazy, getting my shoe and sock off and scratching the damn thing. (which both tickles and feels soothing at the same time).

Having a Basset Hound crawl up on the couch and use my lap as a pillow for half his body.

[DIB]

Campfires (the smell and cooking with them)
Inventing a new (well, new to me) recipe
Masturbating in public

[OUmillenium]

Taking a nap with my Jack Russell with a lil warm sunlight beaming in.

Playing with my 11 month old future all-american and his dump truck...he makes the vroom vroom sound.

Watching early 80s pro-wrestling, mid 80s Sooner Basketball/Football, and late 70s cartoons like Flash Gordon.

Reading a good history book, like His Excellency by Joseph J. Ellis, or the Bible at Starbucks. If their music sux, I can always go to the ipod.

A good cup of coffee on a cool morning on the back porch.

The smell of freshly cut grass in the summer.

The sound of a Glock 21.

[OUMallen]

Falling asleep on purpose.

Sitting around a dinner table at a restaurant with my friends.

Chewing a great steak and rinsing it with a little zinfandel.

[cccasooner2]

Freshly cut alfalfa (once brought tears to my eyes),
The smell of frying bacon,
Coffee roasting (no I don't have one, but lived near one once),
Coffee perculating.

[SpankyNek]

Summer thunderstorms.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

OU football

[Tin Cup]

The smell of my smoker [mesquite, hickory, apple]when smoking chicken, ribs, brisket, pork chops, salmon.
Homemade strawberry ice cream
Cigar and sniffer of Cognac
38 DD breast
Tequila

[OUthunder]

The smell of dew and fresh cut grass on the golf course.

The aroma of fresh coffee brewing every morning.

Seeing how happy my children seem to be when I wake up every morning.

The 1st puff off a hand rolled cigar.

The smell of sausage and eggs cooking on Sunday morning.

Looking at my wife's feet after she's had her toes and feet done.

Opening up the sun roof on my truck, on a nice, sunny day, and feeling the breeze run thru my hair.

[RacerX]

Walking in the house after a cold morning run, right as the coffee pot beeps.

[C&CDean]

The smell of dew and fresh cut grass on the golf course.

The aroma of fresh coffee brewing every morning.

Seeing how happy my children seem to be when I wake up every morning.

The 1st puff off a hand rolled cigar.

The smell of sausage and eggs cooking on Sunday morning.

Looking at my wife's feet after she's had her toes and feet done.

Opening up the sun roof on my truck, on a nice, sunny day, and feeling the breeze run thru my hair.

1. When you say "looking" you really mean sucking, right?

2. You ain't got no hair muh****ah.

[OUthunder]

1. When you say "looking" you really mean sucking, right?

2. You ain't got no hair muh****ah.


1. Ok, I'm busted.

2. More than you have.

[C&CDean]

That ain't saying much...

[stoops the eternal pimp]

yeah...you bald bitches

[C&CDean]

So us bald bitches are what you enjoy? You really are simple.

[OUmillenium]

Now its a thread

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Dean, I have enjoyed you time and time.......and time again....

[Mississippi Sooner]

Finally being able to squeeze out that brick a couple of days after taking Lortab.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Finally being able to squeeze out that brick a couple of days after taking Lortab.

They put me on this stuff called Endocet a while back...About every 4th day, I drop a brick that will crack the porcelain

[soonerchk]

Signing on a board and not seeing a discussion of whether I am a **** or not.

[3rdgensooner]

Laughing with friends; like can't-stop-tears-running-down-my-face laughing

The first fall Saturday I stay home and watch tv from College Gameday to Gameday Final (aka, underwear football day)

Being around sassy little kids (esp girls) with fire in their eyes

Bear hugs

A perfectly scented candle

Wine

[saucysoonergal]

My fifteenth cup of coffee in the morning.

[FirstandGoal]

Working out so hard my legs and arms feel like jello, then taking a long shower

Bubble bath, a new book and a great glass (or two) of wine.

The look on my kid's faces whenever I've made a spectacular meal and we can all sit down together to enjoy it.

The feeling you get right after you've beat your previous best time on a 5k

Having a mammogram with good results.

[OULenexaman]

The 1st beer of each day...

[stoops the eternal pimp]

giving mammograms with good results

[thecynic]

the nicker of the horses when I go to the barn to feed.
the sound of the horses eating early in the morning.
hugs from my kids.
sitting by the woodstove reading. (sorta been mentioned)
the excitement of my kids around Christmas. (not much longer for this one)
beer

[NormanPride]

I like staring at streetlights at night and seeing what flits in and out of the cone of light, especially if it's snow.
A cold starry night.
The smell of rain.
baj's morning grumbles when she first wakes up. :D
Classical music on a Sunday morning.

[badger]

baj's morning grumbles when she first wakes up. :D.

NP was tickling baj's toes this morning to get her out of bed. You'd all grumble too :mad:

[soonerchk]

Sitting on the balcony while on vacation and just watching.

Clean cotton sheets

The almost azure blue Oklahoma sky in the early fall when it's just starting to get crisp in the morning.

[Cheez-It]

The orgasm.

Looong hot shower in a quiet/fresh bathroom.

A child's giggle.

Laughing/ Hanging/ Drinking with friends.

A hug.

[Partial Qualifier]

Cheez-Its.

[cccasooner2]

giving mammograms with good results

Unless you're an MD, you must give good ones (or are you in prison now? ). :D

[soonerinkaty]

Romance novels, candlelight dinners, walking in the rain, renting Dear John and cuddling up in a blanket while crying when that dumb bitch leaves him for that dickweed.

[OUthunder]

Free prostate exams at all tailgates next year.

[Soonrboy]

Scratching the inside of my ear with a q-tip and rubbing alcohol.

Listening to my son play his cello.

Having popcorn and watching tv with the kids and wife.

[Pogue Mahone]

Singing the "OU Chant" at the home opener.

[C&CDean]

Singing the "OU Chant" at the home opener.

I can't do it without getting all misty...

[2121Sooner]

Sitting on my back deck at sunrise with a cup of coffee and the amazing view I have of Mt Rainier.

The smell of a freshly opened jar of peanut butter

And the peeing outside thing is pretty cool too.....

[stoops the eternal pimp]

farting

[JohnnyMack]

Reading a cheap, crappy old paperback. I love the smell of an old book.

[Sooner_Bob]

Driving down country roads at night after a nice rain . . .

Watching my girls playing their favorite sports . . .

Sitting in a deer stand and about falling out because a huge buck pokes his head out of the trees . . .

Hunting with my brother . . . and doing more talking than actual hunting.

[sooner59]

Murdering defenseless animals, then taking them home, stripping them of their skin and innerds, then covering them with flour and seasonings and dipping them in hot oil.....followed by me feasting on their crisp hot carcasses.

That really takes me back to my younger days.

[OUmillenium]

Murdering defenseless animals, then taking them home, stripping them of their skin and innerds, then covering them with flour and seasonings and dipping them in hot oil.....followed by me feasting on their crisp hot carcasses.

That really takes me back to my younger days.

Yep, same goes for me in regard to quail. My dad and I used to hunt in November when I was a kid. Mom would fry em up like fried chicken. The gravy was to die for!!!!!!!!!

My favorite meal as a kid.

Would be my fave now but rarely hunt these days.

[Wishboned]

Climbing into bed on a Sunday night, with fresh clean sheets, and then reading until I fall asleep.


Taking a day off in the middle of the week for no reason.

[Mississippi Sooner]

That feeling when the cop in the rear view mirror finally turns and goes a different direction.

[badger]

I like listening to NP's voice, especially if my ear is against his back or something. It's like a kitty purring. :hot:

[CowboyMRW]

Just beating them danged ole gooners in sports be it rasslin or basketball or golf or womens softball. :P

[2121Sooner]

Just beating them danged ole gooners in sports be it rasslin or basketball or golf or womens softball. :P

I thought you were gonna say "Watching LeBron play"

[CowboyMRW]

I thought you were gonna say "Watching LeBron play"

You mean the greatest player in the game today? I do get a hard-on when I watch him. He can do it all.

[jkjsooner]

Drinking a nice Diet Coke with a little lime juice (real juice)

Leaving work a little early and having a frozen margarita with friends on a warm day before long weekend.

Seeing my 15 month old boy jump up and down with excitement when I walk in his room in the morning.

Eating a watermelon with a little salt.

Listening to NPR or SportsCentral on my drive to work.

Sitting by the fireplace watching it snow when I have nowhere to go.

Feeling tight muscles after strength workout or the euphoric feeling after going on a long hard run.

[Mississippi Sooner]

Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo.

[DIB]

The rush from that first bump of yayo
The peak of a mushroom trip
That liquid feeling when Oxycodone kicks in

[Flagstaffsooner]

Evening cookouts in cool Summer Flagstaff.

[texaspokieokie]

Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo.

playin solitaire til dawn with a deck of 51.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Drunkey talks with the Vet.

[olevetonahill]

Takin a **** with out the help of a laxative or takin fiber ;)

[Mississippi Sooner]

Takin a **** with out the help of a laxative or takin fiber ;)

I would imagine OVJ works pretty well on its own, huh?

[olevetonahill]

I would imagine OVJ works pretty well on its own, huh?

Better than the Beer ****s :eek:

[AlboSooner]

A nice cup of coffee while reading the daily news on my iPhone.

[TUSooner]

Smells:

onions sauteeing (reminds me of being just-married and coming home to Mrs TU cooking)

libraries

somebody's fireplace when I'm outside (I don't have one)

fresh-cut grass or hay (semi-psychedelic)

[Veritas]

I see lots of dudes talking about poon being one of the simple things. That **** ain't simple unless it's just straight up being rented! If it flies, floats, or ****s....

[Soonerson1975]

I see lots of dudes talking about poon being one of the simple things. That **** ain't simple unless it's just straight up being rented! If it flies, floats, or ****s....

True, if it has wheels or breast it's trouble.

[soonervegas]

a bald woman........down there

[thecynic]

I love little baby ducks, old pickup trucks, slow moving trains . .

[Veritas]

True, if it has wheels or breast it's trouble.
If it has tits or props, it's gonna cost.

[texaspokieokie]

Evening cookouts in cool Summer Flagstaff.

why not now ??

[cantwait48]

smell of fresh cut grass in the fall once it has cooled off

watching a bobber go down

the smell of the oregon coast where I'm heading this weekend

watching to see if your school is closed due to snow and seeing it pop up on the screen, I'm on day 4 tomorrow

smell of a campfire in a campground

smell of onions and celery frying around thanksgiving

smell of fish on your hands after a fishin trip

watching my dog dream while he is sleeping

sitting around a camp fire with a good beer buzz

[cccasooner2]

In the old days, waking up next to some girl I recognized.

[yankee]

-The smell of fresh cut grass
-The smell of Honeysuckle
-Driving around with my friends during the summer
-Jumping in the pool after mowing the lawn
-If I happen to be home in TX from college and OU isn't playing in Norman, just sitting around all day on Saturday with my family watching college football
-Fishing by myself before anyone thinks of getting up
-Throwing the football with my dad
-QuikTrip Runs
-That feeling when you like a girl and you know she likes you back
-The smell of burgers and hotdogs on the grill
-Taking a big dump
-Summer thunderstorms


those are just the tip of the iceberg...

[KC//CRIMSON]

Laughing at idiots who throw out words like blood libel.

[waynepayne]

A clear left lane all the way to or from work.






(or heck I'll take a clear left lane anywhere these days)

[OUSophie]

Watching the sun come up
Pima cotton sheets
Watching children laugh and play

Having my Jack Russell with me every minute she can be.

Spending time with family and friends

The smell of coffee in the morning- although I don't drink it.

[TUSooner]

I forgot my most obvious simple pleasure: Grocery shopping.
For some reason being in a nice grocery store surrounded by the stunning bounty of edible goodies we take for granted is comforting.

[SoonerJack]

brushing my teeth
cornbread made in a cast iron skillet
ribs and good bbq sauce
my mom's cole slaw
the smell of spring
sunsets/rises
Christ's love
cucumbers and onions in vinegar and sugar
bacon

[SunnySooner]

My 1200 thread count sheets I got for Christmas, holy baby jeebus, they are teh allsome. Get yourself some, YWIA.

The first day back at the beach, sand between my toes, sunshine on my shoulders, new bikini, smell and sound of the water, kiddoes going crazy, nice thick book on my towel, ice cold beer in the cooler (that you hide from the lifeguards)...ahhh, now that's a good day.

[Sooner_Bob]

Evening cookouts in cool Summer Flagstaff.

I miss our trips to Flagstaff when we lived in Arizona. That's one cool town.

[OKLA21FAN]

watching a bobber go down



:pop:

[C&CDean]

Laughing at idiots who throw out words like blood libel.

Laughing at obsessed pinkos.

[Boomer.....]

The smell of a rainstorm
Cut fingernails
The first beer out of an ice chest
My wifes laugh

[OUthunder]

Laughing at obsessed pinkos.

+1

[Flagstaffsooner]

why not now ??Every grill in Flagstaff looks like a strange snowman.

[olevetonahill]

Every grill in Flagstaff looks like a strange snowman.

This chick says yer a pussie :P
http://www.wjacweatherblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Veronica-Grilling-in-Snow-300x224.jpg

[Flagstaffsooner]

You were freaking out the other day when you got an inch. You are a wuss.;)

[olevetonahill]

You were freaking out the other day when you got an inch. You are a wuss.;)

Naw, I was braggin about how little we get here :P

[Mississippi Sooner]

You were freaking out the other day when you got an inch. You are a wuss.;)

Unrelated to anything but the city of Flagstaff: is the Little America truck stop still there? As I recall, it wasn't quite as cool as the original one up in Wyoming (that one even has a nine hole golf course), but still neat as far as truck stops go.

[ouduckhunter]

Popeyes Fried Chicken, a really good donut, a cold beer, watching my dog and cat play together and snuggle up on the dog's bed, and watching the mist and fog hanging low over the hills from my living room windows.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Yup still there. I worked there in 1975. The hotel needs a renovation.

[Howzit]

Ignoring restraining orders.

[Howzit]

And percocet.

[C&CDean]

Oh yeah, I forgot, Howzit's chin on my scrote.

[Howzit]

And Dean's venus butterfly with the swirly finish.

*shiver*

[TUSooner]

....The first day back at the beach....

I do love that first whiff of the ocean when you start to get close to the beach!

[Flagstaffsooner]

I do love that first whiff of the ocean when you start to get close to the beach!Smells like *****, or old fish.

[GDC]

Tapping the hot female 27 year old gym teacher back when I was 16.

[sooner59]

Tapping the hot female 27 year old gym teacher back when I was 16.

It really is the simple things in life...

[Whet]

The first kiss from your new girlfriend or mistress.
After that, everything gets very complicated....

[sooner59]

The first kiss from your new girlfriend or mistress.
After that, everything gets very complicated....

I have to admit....I lol'd.

[Whet]

Forget that mistress part..... I may have mentioned more than I should've.

[AlbqSooner]

The smell of fried potatoes and onions cooking and almost done.

Waking in the morning, gathering my bearings and realizing I am still on the right side of the grass.

[olevetonahill]

Them taters an Onions is Fryin up in Bacon Grease right?

Have i mentioned that I like the 1st cup of coffee in the Morning as I sit and watch the deer on the feeder ?

[Shakadoodoo]

Harvesting my garden in the mornings.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Farting in the bathtub.

[SoCaliSooner]

The smell of new Sex Wax on the surfboard...

[setem]

Hanging out with my girlfriend.

The drive from OKC to Norman every morning(especially on cold days).

I love the smell of a newly opened can of dip.

Dipping while driving.

Coffee in my office with my baseball players after practice.

The ballpark on a summer morning or night(I am not a big fan of mid day games)

Baseball games played in the coldest of weather.

Waking up on a OU football game is like Christmas morning for me.