Women Need to Stay the hell out

[olevetonahill]

Of Politics, Mens business ,
Even tho I think its "CUTE" when they stomp their little feet and say " You Big meanie, Leave My friend alone"

Why dont Yall just STFU,and get back in the Kitchen and make me a sammich :D

[THE-JROD]

and bring me a dayum beer while your at it!!! :D:D

[olevetonahill]

Ya know what ya tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothin ya aint already told her twice.

[Curly Bill]

Yummmm.....Sammiches and beer.

[Curly Bill]

If not for the women folk we wouldn't have a socialist in the White House. :mad:

[THE-JROD]

Wanna hear a funny joke???

Womens rights!!!

[Flagstaffsooner]

uh oh

[olevetonahill]

If not for the women folk we wouldn't have a socialist in the White House. :mad:

Pussified men listened to em in the early 1900s and outlawed the Booze. Finally woke up from that stupid mistake , But they still let em vote
WTF ?

[Curly Bill]

I don't know if the biggest mistake was lettin em vote or lettin em drive??

I mean come on! Get that damn minivan outta the way already!!

[THE-JROD]

Why can't women drive?
Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

[olevetonahill]

I don't know if the biggest mistake was lettin em vote or lettin em drive??

I mean come on! Get that damn minivan outta the way already!!

AW drivin is ok as Long as a Man is with em to keep em lined out
hell we need DDs:pop:

[Curly Bill]

AW drivin is ok as Long as a Man is with em to keep em lined out
hell we need DDs:pop:

We need DDs. Yes we do!! :D

Oh wait! You meant designated drivers. :O

[THE-JROD]

I'll take a DD with DD's :D:D

[Flagstaffsooner]

When Tail wakes up she is gonna rake you guys.

[Curly Bill]

When Tail wakes up she is gonna rake you guys.

For the record: Vet started it! :P

[olevetonahill]

For the record: Vet started it! :P

http://images6.cpcache.com/product/sticker-scared-saying/288917426v3_225x225_Front.jpg

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's license?

Because she was a woman.

[THE-JROD]

http://punchlinemagazine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/sexist-ad.jpg

[olevetonahill]

Never buy a woman a watch, cause theres a clock on the dayum stove .

[btk108]

you guys are gonna be in need of me before too long

[waynepayne]

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's license?

Because she was a woman.

admittedly I lol'd at that.

[THE-JROD]

Whys that? Cause you can relate to women with ur DD tittays :D:D

[THE-JROD]

^^to BTK!!

[olevetonahill]

you guys are gonna be in need of me before too long

Hell, Im chewing on yer Meat right now :D

[olevetonahill]

admittedly I lol'd at that.

Well you do have a sense of humor
Go figure :D
Now wheres My Sammich?

[btk108]

VaJrod....I meant in offishul capacity

[waynepayne]

Well you do have a sense of humor
Go figure :D
Now wheres My Sammich?


a knuckle one is imminent :D

[olevetonahill]

a knuckle one is imminent :D

Aint skeered, Ya prolly have to stand in a chair to reach my face :D

[THE-JROD]

VaJrod....I meant in offishul capacity

I know, just givin ya some shyt :D

[THE-JROD]

a knuckle one is imminent :D

Surprised you know the meaning of imminent :D

[waynepayne]

Aint skeered, Ya prolly have to stand in a chair to reach my face :D


http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/lurch4.jpg



well I wasnt too far off...

[FirstandGoal]

DD's are overrated.

[olevetonahill]

DD's are overrated.

Un less they Driving me :D

[THE-JROD]

http://www.lolsnaps.com/?media_id=2139&cat_type=all&order_type=latest&pagenum=1

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Ya know what ya tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothin ya aint already told her twice.

spousal abuse isn't funny, vet. you've gone too far. I know you mean it as a joke.

[Kimberlyz4OU]

Really?? I mean really? You guys would be lost without us and ya'll know it....and it ain't got nothing to do with sammiches and/or kitchens!!

[olevetonahill]

spousal abuse isn't funny, vet. you've gone too far. I know you mean it as a joke.

Hell jaun I dint say put the yainch in the hospital :rolleyes:

[olevetonahill]

Really?? I mean really? You guys would be lost without us and ya'll know it....and it ain't got nothing to do with sammiches and/or kitchens!!

I know exactly what it is

Ya see

The weaker sex
is really
the stronger sex
because of the weakness
the stronger sex
has for the
weaker sex :hot:

[waynepayne]

I know exactly what it is

Ya see

The weaker sex
is really
the stronger sex
because of the weakness
the stronger sex
has for the
weaker sex :hot:



smartest thing I seen you say yet...

[THE-JROD]

I know exactly what it is

Ya see

The weaker sex
is really
the stronger sex
because of the weakness
the stronger sex
has for the
weaker sex :hot:

Dayum Vet, you should publish that there quote of yers! Thats some deep shyt! :D

[olevetonahill]

smartest thing I seen you say yet...

Im surprised you being an Idjit wimmens you could even understand it ;)

[waynepayne]

Im surprised you being an Idjit wimmens you could even understand it ;)

imminent!!!

[olevetonahill]

Beat me, beat me. Thrill me .:D

[FirstandGoal]

Meh, someone make me a sammich...





.... or a joint, IDGAS


:rolleyes:

[THE-JROD]

Meh, someone make me a sammich...





.... or a joint, IDGAS


:rolleyes:

Heh, you GAS about much do ya? ;):D

[olevetonahill]

Meh, someone make me a sammich...





.... or a joint, IDGAS


:rolleyes:

Heh, I got the smoke, we can order in :D

[FirstandGoal]

I'm finding myself strangely apathetic tonight.

Must be due to the fact that in an hour or so football season is officially over.
:(

[3rdgensooner]

What fraternity house/middle school boys' locker room did I walk into?

[olevetonahill]

What fraternity house/middle school boys' locker room did I walk into?

Sweet cakes , This is a REAL mens Thread :cool:

[btk108]

http://poietes.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/he-man-woman-haters-club-bw.jpg

[3rdgensooner]

OOOOH! Sausage fest, got it.

[olevetonahill]

http://www.teesnthings.com/ProductImages/tv-show/married-with-children-t-shirts/no-mam-tee-shirt.jpg

[THE-JROD]

OOOOH! Sausage fest, got it.

Yea thats why there are women posting also right?

[3rdgensooner]

So I DID walk into a frat house.

[FirstandGoal]

Well earlier Vet was eating btk's meat, but I think we've moved past that now.

[olevetonahill]

Well earlier Vet was eating btk's meat, but I think we've moved past that now.

It were good to. But My mouth got tired of chewing :D

[waynepayne]

Well earlier Vet was eating btk's meat, but I think we've moved past that now.

honestly that visual will haunt me for a long time...

[olevetonahill]

honestly that visual will haunt me for a long time...

Yer just jealous you cant have any of this meat. :P

http://www.cybersnacks.net/media/i_sweet-beef-jerky.jpg

[THE-JROD]

Dayum, BTK's meat sure has a lot of wrinkles!!

[Curly Bill]

...and it looks kinda dried up too. :eek:

[olevetonahill]

Dayum, BTK's meat sure has a lot of wrinkles!!


...and it looks kinda dried up too. :eek:

But once it gets moist it looks better :D

[Curly Bill]

ba-dum crash! :D

[THE-JROD]

So once moist...more like this??? :D
http://www.goldenagecheese.com/beef_sticks.jpg

[waynepayne]

So once moist...more like this??? :D
http://www.goldenagecheese.com/beef_sticks.jpg



"the golden age"

hahahahahahaah

[FirstandGoal]

Still looks a bit wrinkled to me...

[THE-JROD]

Well btk is gettin up there in age....cant get all the wrinkles out :D

[sooner59]

I'm surprised STEP isn't in this thread. :D

[FirstandGoal]

Its not ghey enough yet

[THE-JROD]

He saw women needed to stay out so he turned around and left!! :D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

.

[OUthunder]

Fetch my damn slippers and smoking jacket while yer at it. :D

[MR2-Sooner86]

http://www.midasupload.com/users/1/evilgirls.jpg

[Sooner_Bob]

Whoa . . . .

[bonkuba]

http://www.midasupload.com/users/1/evilgirls.jpg

I have never seen proof.....but...there ya go :D :D

[waynepayne]

http://www.midasupload.com/users/1/evilgirls.jpg

but money isnt the root of all evil, the love of it is...


men = silly.

[3rdgensooner]

Haha, nice sig wp.

[waynepayne]

Haha, nice sig wp.


;)

[MR2-Sooner86]

but money isnt the root of all evil, the love of it is...


men = silly.

Women love to shop. To shop you need money. So to love shopping you must love money. To love money is evil so women are evil.

Sorry to break it to you :(

[btk108]

you guys are just wrong:D

[soonerchk]

Ya'll are so cute when you get all tough and macho.


Now y'all hand your balls back to the women in charge of you and go fire up the grill.

[badger]

All right boys, don't go blaming the chicks on women in power. We didn't give ourselves the right to vote, you men did. Therefore, you also gave us the ability to serve in the government.

Ultimately, everything is a dude's fault. The sooner you realize that, the sooner you will be married/have girlfriend/??? which of course, leads to PROFIT!!!!111

[soonerchk]

Women love to shop. To shop you need money. So to love shopping you must love money. To love money is evil so women are evil.

Sorry to break it to you :(

You do not need money to shop. You need credit cards. Big difference.

Boys = dumb.



Ultimately, everything is a dude's fault.

Mostly just the white dude's fault if we want to get all specific.

[olevetonahill]

Yea and If Man could still slap the **** out of his Old lady and not go to jail , you wimmens wouldnt be having that much. AS it is Yall can cut off the Punanny , and The Man is gonna give in cause he cant drag ya by the hair back into the cave .
This world succs I tell ya.

[2121Sooner]

olevet posse = circle jerk


meh...

[soonerchk]

If Man could still slap the **** out of his Old lady and not go to jail , you wimmens wouldnt be having that much.

I'd feed him a pillow while he was asleep and call it an accident. Problem solved.

[2121Sooner]

I'd feed him a pillow while he was asleep and call it an accident. Problem solved.

Chk, I'd feed you and 3G something else......and then have an accident.

[3rdgensooner]

It's not our fault men like to have sex with women.

[3rdgensooner]

Chk, I'd feed you and 3G something else......and then have an accident.Like an opus kind of accident?

[2121Sooner]

Yes......that kind of accident

[olevetonahill]

olevet posse = circle jerk


meh...

2121= http://clisted.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/girlyman.jpg

[MR2-Sooner86]

We give women the right to vote and look what happens...

http://www.whiskeytales.com/wp-content/uploads/lips-that-touch-liquor-shall-not-touch-ours.jpg

[2121Sooner]

You know nothing about me if you think this is me. I would NEVER have a pink bag with all the red bows and color I am wearing. And far too many teeth to be me.

Nice try though.


2121= http://clisted.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/girlyman.jpg

[saucysoonergal]

I'm going to start calling 2121 "Sailor Moon" just for kicks. ;)

[3rdgensooner]

That dude is a lot shorter than 2121.

[DIB]

This is when 2121 and The met for the first time.
http://www.wordsoup.com/blog/TallSmall.jpg

[2121Sooner]

I'm going to start calling 2121 "Sailor Moon" just for kicks. ;)

With some of the hot PM's you have sent me..........you can call me whatever you want

[2121Sooner]

This is when 2121 and The met for the first time.
http://www.wordsoup.com/blog/TallSmall.jpg



HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[MR2-Sooner86]

With some of the hot PM's you have sent me..........you can call me whatever you want

She sends those to you too?

I thought we had something saucy...I thought we had something... :(

[saucysoonergal]

With some of the hot PM's you have sent me..........you can call me whatever you want

Hush up now Tree-top lover.













;)

[saucysoonergal]

She sends those to you too?

I thought we had something saucy...I thought we had something... :(



Hush up now knee-top lover.















;)

[stoopified]

I'm stayin outta this stuff

[olevetonahill]

I'm stayin outta this stuff

Yea, this just like the dayum wimmens . Wait till a man has a hang over and THEN attack him .
You wimmens just wait till I get durnk again , Yall will be hidin again .:eek:

[THE-JROD]

Cant believe these dayum wimmens keep talkin shyt..now get back to the kitchen and grab me a sammich!!

[My Opinion Matters]

Huh.

[soonerchk]

Cant believe these dayum wimmens keep talkin shyt..now get back to the kitchen and grab me a sammich!!

Is it okay if you foam at the mouth a bit and possibly die?

[2121Sooner]

Is it okay if you foam at the mouth a bit and possibly die?



That aint foam Chk..........

[soonerchk]

That aint foam Chk..........

yeah in this case it is.

[2121Sooner]

yeah in this case it is.


Hhmph.......


I thought it would have been olevet.

[olevetonahill]

Hhmph.......


I thought it would have been olevet.
;)
Dude keep on baitin, Its gonna be fun .

[2121Sooner]

;)
Dude keep on baitin, Its gonna be fun .

It's easier than you getting deer to your place Olevet

[olevetonahill]

You really are a "Master" baiter aint ya .
http://www.dailycomedy.com/images/jokes/b/pee_wee_herman.jpg

[2121Sooner]

http://4tee7.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/hairy-palms.jpg

[sooner59]

Mach 3 by Gillette always fixes that fer me. :D

[2121Sooner]

Mach 3 by Gillette always fixes that fer me. :D

JROD and the Posse call OleVet "Gillette".

The best a man can get.

[sooner59]

JROD and the Posse call OleVet "Gillette".

The durnkest a man can get.

FIFY. ;)

[THE-JROD]

JROD and the Posse call OleVet "Gillette".

The best a man can get.

That really the best you can come up with? Heh, try again!

[THE-JROD]

Is it okay if you foam at the mouth a bit and possibly die?

Heh, a little harsh aint ya? Talkin bout me dyin and shyt...dayum..i'd never wish that upon nobody...not even a whorn fan

[olevetonahill]

Beside saying the wimmens need to stay out of Mens business. Ima gonna add those sissy men who have turned over their balls to the wimmens also

[OUSophie]

This thread proves women should rule the world. We are so much smarter, we would not be ordering sammich's and a beer if we did. ;)

[soonerchk]

Heh, a little harsh aint ya? Talkin bout me dyin and shyt...dayum..i'd never wish that upon nobody...not even a whorn fan

maybe I'm just a terrible cook?

[olevetonahill]

This thread proves women should rule the world. We are so much smarter, we would not be ordering sammich's and a beer if we did. ;)

Thats just a snack while Im waiting on ya to get the Meal on the Table .

[OUSophie]

I can see food is the most important thing for you as well as the rest of your kind.

I would be ordering up something much more fun than that,,,,,

[THE-JROD]

maybe I'm just a terrible cook?

Heh, shyt outta luck then...guess i'll just have to stick with waynepayne's cookin...

[THE-JROD]

I can see food is the most important thing for you as well as the rest of your kind.

I would be ordering up something much more fun than that,,,,,

I wouldnt say the most important...the punanny we get before ya make us the food and bring us our beer is the most important :D

[waynepayne]

Heh, shyt outta luck then...guess i'll just have to stick with waynepayne's cookin...


pffft, I hope you like instant oatmeal and green tea frozen yogurt. Although I do brine and roast a nice chicken.

[THE-JROD]

pffft, I hope you like instant oatmeal and green tea frozen yogurt. Although I do brine and roast a nice chicken.

:D Good thing I like chicken!! Now get back in the kitchen and get to cookin!!! ;)

[btk108]

pffft, I hope you like instant oatmeal and green tea frozen yogurt. Although I do brine and roast a nice chicken.

does it taste like chicken?

[FirstandGoal]

Hell I cooked all weekend. Notice how I let y'all fend for yourselves tonight?

[SoonerBorn68]

We give women the right to vote and look what happens...

http://www.whiskeytales.com/wp-content/uploads/lips-that-touch-liquor-shall-not-touch-ours.jpg

That pic prolly set AA back 20 years! :D

[olevetonahill]

Hell I cooked all weekend. Notice how I let y'all fend for yourselves tonight?

Ya sayin You cooked, But dint Feed ME?
Does that mean yer a halfarsed woman ?;)

[THE-JROD]

Got pulled over today!!
http://i1104.photobucket.com/albums/h331/THE-JROD/2203.jpg

[soonerbrat]

Ya know what ya tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothin ya aint already told her twice.

:neg:

[soonerbrat]

We give women the right to vote and look what happens...

http://www.whiskeytales.com/wp-content/uploads/lips-that-touch-liquor-shall-not-touch-ours.jpg

too bad for them, someone would probably HAVE to have liquor to get within 10 feet of them! They scare me!

[olevetonahill]

:neg:

:D :D :D :D :D :D


too bad for them, someone would probably HAVE to have liquor to get within 10 feet of them! They scare me!

Aint enough OVJ fer me to even think about it :eek:

[MamaMia]

Of Politics, Mens business ,
Even tho I think its "CUTE" when they stomp their little feet and say " You Big meanie, Leave My friend alone"

Why dont Yall just STFU,and get back in the Kitchen and make me a sammich :D

Go empty the trash and feed the dogs...and while you're at it, plug in my recording of the OU/Washington State Rose Bowl!

[olevetonahill]

Go empty the trash and feed the dogs...and while you're at it, plug in my recording of the OU/Washington State Rose Bowl!

By Gawd heres a woman who knows how things posed to be. Ya got supper done yet?

[MamaMia]

By Gawd heres a woman who knows how things posed to be. Ya got supper done yet?

Yep. Yesterdays kill is in the pot, and wipe your damn feet before you come in the door.

[olevetonahill]

Yep. Yesterdays kill is in the pot, and wipe your damn feet before you come in the door.

Nag,Nag, Nag

[OUthunder]

Yep. Yesterdays kill is in the pot, and wipe your damn feet before you come in the door.

heh

[olevetonahill]

Bump :D