Michigan's first question to Les Miles:

[SOONER44EVER]

If there are 35 seconds left in the game how much time is left in the game?

[badger]

Les's answer: You gonna eat that patch of grass you're standing on?

[Leroy Lizard]

Les' answer: Which game?

[85sooners]

Lester is gay

[stoopified]

Clock? What clock?

[dwarthog]

"I scoff in the general direction of time" Les Miles

[ouwasp]

:les: "It depends on what the meaning of is is... you tryin' to trick me?"

[SoonerOX]

:les: Call a time out!! Aw sh*t, we used 'em all! Punt team! I mean Field Goal team! Aw, Fck it!

[MsProudSooner2]

"Let 'er ripppppppppppppppp!"

[Leroy Lizard]

I used one timeout in the third quarter and two in the fourth quarter. Now... how many is that?

[THE-JROD]

Q- How would you like to coach at your alma mater?
A- My what? Mater? Like to-mater? Sure why not, I love maters!

[oumartin]

With the choices Michigan brass have made they are the last people that should be questioning a coach.

[3DSooner]

Yea well, the, uh, oily stuff, ya know, it is certainly sompun, we certainly feel like we, well it is a bad deal an all that, an this team is a team that, um, I really like these suckas more than anybody else's suckas!

[rekamrettuB]

If you lose two games in OT and win the other 10, what is your record.

[3rdgensooner]

Have you learned stuff?

[CowboyMRW]

If you lose two games in OT and win the other 10, what is your record.

MNC??

[rekamrettuB]

MNC??

NO!!! Your record.

[ouwasp]

NO!!! Your record.

"Welp, we didn't lose a darn game in regulation...look at it that way, we're flat undefeated!! In regulation, get it?"

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

Doesn't Michigan have artificial grass? That is going to be a bitch to eat.

[soonerloyal]

"If we get you a hat that actually fits your bigass melon, will you wear it?"

[BusterRhymes86]

Do woodchucks really chuck wood?

[SoonerMom2]

ESPN said he will be talking to Michigan tomorrow and if offered the job he will take it for what it is worth!

[cleller]

Michigan: Would you put your hand on the Bible and swear you didn't know Moeller's wife?

Les: Is this a trick question, in the Biblical sense?

[MyT Oklahoma]

What color is Washington's white horse?

When was the War of 1812 fought?

What famous general lies buried in Grant's Tomb?

What famous President was born on Lincoln's birthday?

[BoulderSooner79]

If we hire you, does that ton of stupid luck come with you?

[Keller Sooner]

Michigan: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Les: Don't give me a murder case. I ain't no lawyer.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

"DID YOU **** LLOYD CARR'S WIFE??? DID YOU **** LLOYD CARR'S WIFE??? DID YOU SUSPEND MICHAEL JORDAN FOR GAMBLING??? DID YOU **** LLOYD CARR'S WIFE???"

[toast]

Michigan: Les, can you tell the difference between a $100 dollar bill and a $10 dollar bill?

Les: They are both green, right?

Michigan: Well then, our contract will stipulate we pay you in cash.

[Boomer!!]

They time these games???

[sendbaht]

Michigan will ask if Les will use "let it rip" for each game.

[bmjlr]

What color is Washington's white horse?

When was the War of 1812 fought?

What famous general lies buried in Grant's Tomb?

What famous President was born on Lincoln's birthday?

Crap...I got nuttin. :D

[texaspokieokie]

if les is so dumb, how has he become so successful ???

[SoonerBorn68]

Les's first question to Michigan:

:les: Are you a darn good football team???

[SoonerinSouthlake]

"DID YOU **** LLOYD CARR'S WIFE??? DID YOU **** LLOYD CARR'S WIFE??? DID YOU SUSPEND MICHAEL JORDAN FOR GAMBLING??? DID YOU **** LLOYD CARR'S WIFE???"


DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED!?!?!?!?!??

[Boomer!!]

They time these games???

[Dio]

Michigan's first question to Les Miles:

Why does it smell like corndogs in here all of a sudden?

[OUmillenium]

What color is Washington's white horse?

When did the War of 1812 begin?

What famous general lies buried in Grant's Tomb?

What famous President was born on Lincoln's birthday?


FIFY

cuz it was fought 1812-1814

[SoonerBacker]

DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED!?!?!?!?!??

:les: "YOU'RE G*!D#^N RIGHT I DID!"

[OklahomaTuba]

He's stayin at LSU.

[Sooner Tri]

How do you pronounce Arkansas?