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mgsooner
1/9/2011, 01:39 AM
I just got home from the bar and whipped up a beef and portabello mushroom stew in the slow cooker. Onions, carrots, potatoes, celery, garlic, etc. Should be ready to roll about noon tomorrow. Isn't someone supposed to be doing this type of stuff for me???

http://www.celebrations.com/img-upload//15/1342/76-208_4.jpg
Leroy Lizard
1/9/2011, 01:42 AM
That picture is, like, sooooo America.
Mjcpr
1/9/2011, 01:43 AM
And soo, HD.
sooner59
1/9/2011, 01:44 AM
That is mad....man.
OKLA21FAN
1/9/2011, 02:07 AM
That picture is, like, sooooo America.

but there is an 'odd man' out.

just sayin :pop:
stoopified
1/9/2011, 12:16 PM
My wife ain't much of a cook but she has talent ih OTHER areas.
salth2o
1/9/2011, 12:43 PM
but there is an 'odd man' out.

just sayin :pop:

Somebody had to take the picture.
StoopTroup
1/9/2011, 12:46 PM
Lid won't even sit down to the table without his tie on. Once they all say a Hook Em! they dig in and start shoving all the kielbasa they can down their throats until someone goes "Bwahahahahahahaha!"
cccasooner2
1/9/2011, 01:54 PM
My wife ain't much of a cook but she has talent ih OTHER areas.

We know.
3rdgensooner
1/9/2011, 01:59 PM
Who told you you need a wife?
Veritas
1/9/2011, 05:17 PM
You need a wife because you don't realize how much trivial **** you're not doing right. :rolleyes:
olevetonahill
1/9/2011, 06:50 PM
You need a wife because you don't realize how much trivial **** you're not doing right. :rolleyes:

THIS ;)
SunnySooner
1/9/2011, 08:47 PM
My husband is such a lucky man... I cook, I clean, I take care of myself, I give him a son AND a daughter, AND I love football. Damn, it's time for a raise.
olevetonahill
1/9/2011, 08:57 PM
All the good ones are taken :mad:
Turd_Ferguson
1/9/2011, 08:58 PM
All the good ones are taken :mad:I'm available you sonofabitch!:mad:
olevetonahill
1/9/2011, 09:03 PM
I'm available you sonofabitch!:mad:

Like I said ;)
Leroy Lizard
1/10/2011, 01:29 AM
We know.

Left yourself wide open for that one, stoopified.
olevetonahill
1/10/2011, 02:18 AM
My husband is such a lucky man... I cook, I clean, I take care of myself, I give him a son AND a daughter, AND I love football. Damn, it's time for a raise.

I dont need any dayum kids thank ya. But now the rest sounds good
Thats what I need a woman who will clean the shack, Clean my plumbin,Not be fat and /or Ugly.
Oh the yainch caint drank either. I need a DD :D