Chicks Dig Me

[Leroy Lizard]

I find a lot of ladies on the Net really like me. I see them on the popup windows constantly, and they always invite me to call them for a good time. And I know they're legit because they're always from my own locale. (Although I am a bit puzzled that so many of them are white.)

There is this one called Desire that even said she had been waiting for my call a looooong time. I think she wants to neck. I can see it in her eyes that we really connect somehow.

Another one has the name YRaJiLDeA. I have been meaning to ask her how you pronounce it.

[olevetonahill]

Those aint chicks

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001386125/41791_153544431330948_884_n_xlarge.jpeg

[Leroy Lizard]

So I gave my credit card and social security card number to a dude?

[Flagstaffsooner]

That's not digging, thats scratching in the dirt.
http://www.avianaquamiser.com/20100201scratch.jpg

[Soonerson1975]

Do you hit the long ball?

[3rdgensooner]

Do you have many leather-bound books and an apartment that smells of rich mahogany?

[cccasooner2]

There is this one called Desire that even said she had been waiting for my call a looooong time. I think she wants to neck. I can see it in her eyes that we really connect somehow.


You should be alright if you keep your neck in your pants.

[soonerchk]

I know I'm pretty giddy at the thought of just posting here with you.

[Leroy Lizard]

I know I'm pretty giddy at the thought of just posting here with you.

Is your husband around?


Do you have many leather-bound books and an apartment that smells of rich mahogany

Someone talked.

[soonerchk]

I don't know, let me see who's online.

[Leroy Lizard]

I don't know, let me see who's online.

I got a number you can call.

[soonerchk]

I got a number you can call.

Only if can also have your credit card number.

[Leroy Lizard]

Only if can also have your credit card number.

That won't do you any good anymore. I tried using it and they said it was over the limit.

The crazy thing is that all I have purchased over the past two weeks were a couple of leather bound books and a mahogany chair.

[bluedogok]

The crazy thing is that all I have purchased over the past two weeks were a couple of leather bound books and a mahogany chair.
I guess you do pencil sketch self-portraits as well.....
http://inlinethumb33.webshots.com/44384/2800157380036125692S600x600Q85.jpg

[Leroy Lizard]

He's got better abs.

[olevetonahill]

I bet if ya check yer statement you will find you have 5 dad gum charges at Miss Prisses Cat Emporium .

[salth2o]

When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight every time I log in

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online