View Full Version : Chicks Dig Me
Leroy Lizard
1/8/2011, 06:57 PM
I find a lot of ladies on the Net really like me. I see them on the popup windows constantly, and they always invite me to call them for a good time. And I know they're legit because they're always from my own locale. (Although I am a bit puzzled that so many of them are white.)
There is this one called Desire that even said she had been waiting for my call a looooong time. I think she wants to neck. I can see it in her eyes that we really connect somehow.
Another one has the name YRaJiLDeA. I have been meaning to ask her how you pronounce it.
olevetonahill
1/8/2011, 07:01 PM
Those aint chicks
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001386125/41791_153544431330948_884_n_xlarge.jpeg
Leroy Lizard
1/8/2011, 07:10 PM
So I gave my credit card and social security card number to a dude?
Flagstaffsooner
1/8/2011, 07:47 PM
That's not digging, thats scratching in the dirt.
http://www.avianaquamiser.com/20100201scratch.jpg
Soonerson1975
1/8/2011, 07:49 PM
Do you hit the long ball?
3rdgensooner
1/8/2011, 07:50 PM
Do you have many leather-bound books and an apartment that smells of rich mahogany?
cccasooner2
1/8/2011, 08:04 PM
There is this one called Desire that even said she had been waiting for my call a looooong time. I think she wants to neck. I can see it in her eyes that we really connect somehow.
You should be alright if you keep your neck in your pants.
soonerchk
1/8/2011, 08:06 PM
I know I'm pretty giddy at the thought of just posting here with you.
Leroy Lizard
1/8/2011, 08:08 PM
I know I'm pretty giddy at the thought of just posting here with you.
Is your husband around?
Do you have many leather-bound books and an apartment that smells of rich mahogany
Someone talked.
soonerchk
1/8/2011, 08:09 PM
I don't know, let me see who's online.
Leroy Lizard
1/8/2011, 08:10 PM
I don't know, let me see who's online.
I got a number you can call.
soonerchk
1/8/2011, 08:12 PM
I got a number you can call.
Only if can also have your credit card number.
Leroy Lizard
1/8/2011, 08:25 PM
Only if can also have your credit card number.
That won't do you any good anymore. I tried using it and they said it was over the limit.
The crazy thing is that all I have purchased over the past two weeks were a couple of leather bound books and a mahogany chair.
bluedogok
1/8/2011, 08:38 PM
The crazy thing is that all I have purchased over the past two weeks were a couple of leather bound books and a mahogany chair.
I guess you do pencil sketch self-portraits as well.....
http://inlinethumb33.webshots.com/44384/2800157380036125692S600x600Q85.jpg
Leroy Lizard
1/8/2011, 08:39 PM
He's got better abs.
olevetonahill
1/8/2011, 08:40 PM
I bet if ya check yer statement you will find you have 5 dad gum charges at Miss Prisses Cat Emporium .
salth2o
1/8/2011, 08:45 PM
When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight every time I log in
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
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