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thecynic
1/8/2011, 03:54 PM
the impending cold Armageddon?

I stocked up on beer, pretzels and porn.

soonerchk
1/8/2011, 04:14 PM
I saw a snow plow out earlier. It scared me enough to make sure that I had plenty of Ace Cider and toilet paper.

thecynic
1/8/2011, 04:22 PM
I saw a snow plow out earlier. It scared me enough to make sure that I had plenty of Ace Cider and toilet paper.

dang it! toilet paper. I forgot toilet paper. bbs

waynepayne
1/8/2011, 04:22 PM
I saw a snow plow out earlier. It scared me enough to make sure that I had plenty of Ace Cider and toilet paper.


Its when ya'll get that bad weather when that whole "green county" thing starts to suck.

I had never seen such chaos as that ice storm two/three years ago?

thecynic
1/8/2011, 04:24 PM
Its when ya'll get that bad weather when that whole "green county" thing starts to suck.

I had never seen such chaos as that ice storm two/three years ago?

not in green country but that was the suck

soonerchk
1/8/2011, 04:24 PM
Its when ya'll get that bad weather when that whole "green county" thing starts to suck.

I had never seen such chaos as that ice storm two/three years ago?

Last year's Christmas Eve blizzard was worse as far as being able to leave the house. And I live in Jenks America where they don't plow. If it really does get bad, I'll be stuck at home until Thursday.:mad:

thecynic
1/8/2011, 04:24 PM
:gary: this thread needs this by the way

soonerchk
1/8/2011, 04:25 PM
Oh, and I also reconfirmed my flight to Orlando later this month. That helps more than all the booze in Jenks!

waynepayne
1/8/2011, 04:28 PM
Last year's Christmas Eve blizzard was worse as far as being able to leave the house. And I live in Jenks America where they don't plow. If it really does get bad, I'll be stuck at home until Thursday.:mad:


last year was pretty bad but I was in OKC thank heavens.

I was in Tulsa for the ice storm and I'll never ever forget the fireworks show that was that night.

The next day looked like Armageddon (was near Swan Lake area)

And look at you getting to travel all over the place!!

j-e-a-l-o-u-s :D

yermom
1/8/2011, 04:31 PM
i should probably hit the store at some point

as long as they don't close i'll be alright, most likely

olevetonahill
1/8/2011, 04:34 PM
I just carried in 3 sacks of pellets fer my pellet stove. should last thru this little bit of cold
And Since OUs FB season is over I dont need beer fer awhile , at least till I get my weight down and sugar under control

soonerchk
1/8/2011, 04:45 PM
last year was pretty bad but I was in OKC thank heavens.

I was in Tulsa for the ice storm and I'll never ever forget the fireworks show that was that night.

The next day looked like Armageddon (was near Swan Lake area)

And look at you getting to travel all over the place!!

j-e-a-l-o-u-s :D


This trip is even for fun and not work! :D

olevetonahill
1/8/2011, 05:04 PM
Last year's Christmas Eve blizzard was worse as far as being able to leave the house. And I live in Jenks America where they don't plow. If it really does get bad, I'll be stuck at home until Thursday.:mad:

At least ya have heat ;)

soonerchk
1/8/2011, 05:12 PM
At least ya have heat ;)

Knock on wood!

Blue
1/8/2011, 05:13 PM
4-8 inches of snow in Birmingham! It should be Snowpocalypse. A buncha hillbillies trying to drive on ice and snow.

3rdgensooner
1/8/2011, 05:16 PM
I picked up a case of vi-eeny weenies and some vodka. I'm set.

soonerchk
1/8/2011, 05:17 PM
4-8 inches of snow in Birmingham! It should be Snowpocalypse. A buncha hillbillies trying to drive on ice and snow.

If only you had :gary: to keep you safe.

waynepayne
1/8/2011, 05:17 PM
I picked up a case of vi-eeny weenies and some vodka. I'm set.

did you get the bbq ones?

3rdgensooner
1/8/2011, 05:18 PM
did you get the bbq ones?No, gotta keep my girlish figure.

Breadburner
1/8/2011, 05:24 PM
Searching for the right Junior Fat Girl.....!!!

hawaii 5-0
1/8/2011, 05:45 PM
I remember a coupla ice storms in Norman. Can't say I envy you poor bastages.


5-0

OUHOMER
1/8/2011, 06:20 PM
bunch of damn whiners... its winter we are suppose to be used to this.

its going to get a little cold,maybe a little snow and ice. come on you guy sound like bunch of wemen's

But crown and coke, plenty of beer stocked up. can goods and empty ice chest on the back deck in case electric goes out

3rdgensooner
1/8/2011, 06:21 PM
bunch of damn whiners... its winter we are suppose to be used to this.

its going to get a little cold,maybe a little snow and ice. come on you guy sound like bunch of wemen's

But crown and coke, plenty of beer stocked up. can goods and empty ice chest on the back deck in case electric goes out
I am a woman, and I didn't whine one bit.

bluedogok
1/8/2011, 06:30 PM
Coldmageddon 2011!!!!!!

I guess they will be breaking out the coats down here since it is supposed to get below 60.

OUHOMER
1/8/2011, 06:57 PM
I am a woman, and I didn't whine one bit.

My apology. Your tougher than the men's here ;)

olevetonahill
1/8/2011, 07:04 PM
My apology. Your tougher than the men's here ;)

Heh, Ive been known to make some wine , and Some wimmens whimper :hot:

Flagstaffsooner
1/8/2011, 07:14 PM
Silly, silly Okies. A little snow and cold and you crap your pants.

waynepayne
1/8/2011, 07:17 PM
Silly, silly Okies. A little snow and cold and you crap your pants.

I'd like to see what ya'll do if an tornado came bearing down upon ya.

OUHOMER
1/8/2011, 07:30 PM
I'd like to see what ya'll do if an tornado came bearing down upon ya.

Yea, Flag, what would you do???

Flagstaffsooner
1/8/2011, 07:39 PM
I have been through many of them. I lived in Oklahoma for over 30 years. We had an outbreak here in October.
I should have put a winkie in my post.

waynepayne
1/8/2011, 07:40 PM
I have been through many of them. I lived on Oklahoma for over 30 years. We had an outbreak here in October.
I should have put a winkie in my post.


;)

soonerchk
1/8/2011, 08:03 PM
So when is White Death 2011 due to arrive so I can become appropriately panicked?

And whiny. Forgot the whiny wimmins part.:P

Flagstaffsooner
1/8/2011, 08:08 PM
My advice to my Oklahoma bretheren. Drive slowly, tap your brakes and pee on your tires. Cinders, I tell you cinders!

Leroy Lizard
1/8/2011, 08:10 PM
My advice to my Oklahoma bretheren. Drive slowly, tap your brakes and pee on your tires.

At the same time? Not even I can throw a stream like that. Maybe olevet.

soonerchk
1/8/2011, 08:10 PM
My advice to my Oklahoma bretheren. Drive slowly, tap your brakes and pee on your tires. Cinders, I tell you cinders!

Now how in the hell am I supposed to pee on my tires???

Flagstaffsooner
1/8/2011, 08:11 PM
Its called multi-tasking.

Leroy Lizard
1/8/2011, 08:11 PM
Now how in the hell am I supposed to pee on my tires???

Is your husband around?

Flagstaffsooner
1/8/2011, 08:12 PM
Now how in the hell am I supposed to pee on my tires???Do the best you can.;)

3rdgensooner
1/8/2011, 08:14 PM
I can't pee on my tires, what with saving all my urine in gallon jars.

Leroy Lizard
1/8/2011, 08:15 PM
Do the best you can.;)

That's not nearly as funny as my response. But you'll probably get a lot of green spek and all I'll get is red spek.

Leroy Lizard
1/8/2011, 08:16 PM
I can't pee on my tires, what with saving all my urine in gallon jars.

Dude, when they say that you don't buy beer, you rent it... it's just an old expression.

Flagstaffsooner
1/8/2011, 08:17 PM
Now how in the hell am I supposed to pee on my tires???
The Ronco "pee on your tire" divice only 19.95 plus P&H. Order now.
http://www.blitzusa.com/products/oil/Funnels/images/05064%20Large%20Funnel.jpg

soonerchk
1/8/2011, 08:17 PM
Awesome. You guys are fighting over spek and I'm trying to figure out how I'm gonna go get a gallon jar of 3g pee to coat my tires.

Leroy Lizard
1/8/2011, 08:19 PM
Awesome. You guys are fighting over spek and I'm trying to figure out how I'm gonna go get a gallon jar of 3g pee to coat my tires.

We're fighting over you, soonerchk.

soonerchk
1/8/2011, 08:20 PM
Jeez, I sincerely hope you have better things to do than that.

Leroy Lizard
1/8/2011, 08:24 PM
Jeez, I sincerely hope you have better things to do than that.

It looks like I'm winning.

waynepayne
1/8/2011, 08:29 PM
My advice to my Oklahoma bretheren. Drive slowly, tap your brakes and pee on your tires. Cinders, I tell you cinders!

Cant I just pee on my floor mats?

They're going under my tires eventually anyways...

soonerchk
1/8/2011, 08:31 PM
All that red, I just can't look away...

Leroy Lizard
1/8/2011, 08:38 PM
All that red, I just can't look away...

Just think of it like an increased blood flow through... never mind.

olevetonahill
1/8/2011, 08:45 PM
That's not nearly as funny as my response. But you'll probably get a lot of green spek and all I'll get is red spek.

You a dayum Prophet aint ya .:P

Flagstaffsooner
1/8/2011, 08:51 PM
Poop on your mats.

Leroy Lizard
1/8/2011, 08:56 PM
Poop on your mats.

Eating lots of peanuts will improve the traction.

Flagstaffsooner
1/8/2011, 09:07 PM
Whoa, Leroy is green.

waynepayne
1/8/2011, 09:09 PM
Whoa, Leroy is green.

chk has a thing for him...

StoopTroup
1/8/2011, 09:09 PM
Flu shot. Allergy Shots. Making sure the toothbrushes for the family get sent through the sanitary cycle of the dishwasher at least once a week. Make sure I wash my hands often, use anti-bacterial hand gel.....

I'm glad I did all of that too....

Currently I was at UrgentCare this morning with 101.5 Temp. Head about to explode....they put me on antibiotics and I've been sleeping and drinking lots of fluids....Halls Defense Throat Lozenges, Chloroseptic....neti pot. A couple of hot showers.....

Make sure you all get that Flu Shot! :D

StoopTroup
1/8/2011, 09:10 PM
Eating lots of penis will improve the traction.

lol

Leroy Lizard
1/8/2011, 09:10 PM
chk has a thing for him...

Telling her about my edible handcuffs was a brilliant move on my part.

waynepayne
1/8/2011, 09:14 PM
Telling her about my edible handcuffs was a brilliant move on my part.


cheeto flavored??

StoopTroup
1/8/2011, 09:15 PM
Whoa, Leroy is green.

You should get your eyes checked.

Leroy Lizard
1/8/2011, 09:18 PM
cheeto flavored??

Tuna.

soonerchk
1/10/2011, 12:53 PM
My coworkers prepared by stashing a case of beer in the office fridge.