Say what you will about twitter,

[The]

But this may be the most Rock and Roll man alive. (obviously nsfw language)

SNAKEBRO (http://twitter.com/snakebro)

I occasionally find myself living vicariously for long stretches of time.

[delhalew]

I wanna hear what woodpile thinks about it.

[sooner59]

I want to know more about sketchy Chris.

[The]

I want to know more about sketch Chris.

I would imagine he's in the middle of getting faded right about now. The funk soul brother.

[sooner59]

I would imagine he's in the middle of getting faded right about now. The funk soul brother.

No doubt, either in a van outside of Denny's or at a 7/11 parking lot.

[sperry]

Easily the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[The]

Seriously, folkers, this stuff is GOLD


smoking a joint filling out job apps. first up: chevron gas station

[The]

Update:


I begin my new life as a "sandwich artist" on monday. Gonna celebrate by gettin ****ed up an hittin on chicks



hmm cant find sketchy chris. gonna post up in my van and finish off this bottle of old crow for a min 7:43 AM Jan 15th (http://twitter.com/snakebro/status/26303390682185728) via Twitterrific (http://twitterrific.com/)
ugh just woke up in my van. looks like tracy bailed already. gotta find chris and get the **** outta here 7:10 AM Jan 15th (http://twitter.com/snakebro/status/26295135968960512) via Twitterrific (http://twitterrific.com/)
hah ohh man thinkin the same **** only got 2 tho RT @dontrelle351 (http://twitter.com/dontrelle351) @snakebro (http://twitter.com/snakebro) her name is Tracy, better triple bag it 11:17 PM Jan 14th (http://twitter.com/snakebro/status/26176092364607488) via Twitterrific (http://twitterrific.com/)
goin in hard goin in deep 11:15 PM Jan 14th (http://twitter.com/snakebro/status/26175523902193664) via Twitterrific (http://twitterrific.com/)
just made out with this drunkchick tracy. pretty sure shes down 2 **** 10:20 PM Jan 14th (http://twitter.com/snakebro/status/26161890522566657) via Twitterrific (http://twitterrific.com/)
at the party takin a ****. skank level here is high. jeah 9:00 PM Jan 14th (http://twitter.com/snakebro/status/26141585536192512) via Twitterrific (http://twitterrific.com/)
driving up to los gatos with sketchy chris for some rager. gonna get faaaaaaaaded

[2121Sooner]

I dont get teh twitter.


I dont care what you are doing.

[Jammin']

I just read back to Oct 1st. Truly fantastic stuff. I'm now a follower.

[dwarthog]

WTF???

[sooner59]

Comedy gold.

[mgsooner]

the guy seems to see a lot of dead rodents, and takes a lot of dumps

[sooner59]

He was posting multiple times per day, then all of a sudden went to Mexico and didn't post for a month. I am really curious as to what he did in Mexico....besides get faaaaaaded and bang skanky mexicans.

[Partial Qualifier]

got way too baked before work today. on a smoke break sipping old crow from my flask to get a cool head 1:23 PM Jan 20th (http://twitter.com/snakebro/status/28200958617985024)


made some bomb *** sandwiches though 1:24 PM Jan 20th (http://twitter.com/snakebro/status/28201129993052160):)

[KC//CRIMSON]

Here's a new one making the rounds....

0nMB1u5ocS4

RT: @lisapower What did you think when Dave Chappelle played you in the Racial Draft?

RT: @tigerwoods At least I was the #1 pick back then, fo' shizzle.

[sooner59]

I remember that. The Asians took the Wu Tang Clan. :D

[dwarthog]

He was posting multiple times per day, then all of a sudden went to Mexico and didn't post for a month. I am really curious as to what he did in Mexico....besides get faaaaaaded and bang skanky mexicans.

He lost Woodpile....

[mgsooner]

Snakebro is a genius:

microwaved a **** ton of bacon. now this is living
11:46 AM Feb 13th via Twitterrific

hittin the cuervo handle again this morning then going to the dump
10:58 AM Feb 13th via Twitterrific

gonna get high and watch days of thunder
8:00 PM Feb 12th via Twitterrific

theres a lot of cats around here
4:44 PM Feb 12th via Twitterrific

on a smoke break. **** im tired. might have to hit up my emergency cutty sark stash in the van
4:39 PM Feb 12th via Twitterrific

at mcdonalds taking a ****
11:14 PM Feb 11th via Twitterrific

at home smoking a joint eating a box of pizza rolls. gonna watch the matrix 3
7:17 PM Feb 10th via Twitterrific

going to san jose with sketchy chris. hes been going to some shady asian massage place
12:03 PM Feb 10th via Twitterrific

the quad steak burrito at taco bell is such a ****ing rip off at almost $6
7:22 PM Feb 9th via Twitterrific

my mom called. guess they noticed all the change i took while staying at their place. there pissed and "lost trust" blah blah
2:46 PM Feb 9th via web

gettin balls deep in some onion dip
1:02 AM Feb 9th via Twitterrific

[Canyonero]

gettin balls deep in some onion dip
1:02 AM Feb 9th via Twitterrific

I might use this next time I am eating guacamole.

[C&CDean]

I think I ran into this guy in San Francisco a couple weekends ago. For reals. If it's the guy in the pic - and the dude I ran into WAS the guy in the pic, and his twats/twids/tweeds/twangs/w-ever the **** you call these things pretty much match up with the guy I met. He was at a small bar next to the middle-eastern joint we ate at. I ordered a double Jameson straight up and he goes "whoa dude, like straight up? I can go for that." I go "whoa dude, I think you're already on my payroll since I got a job and pay taxes." He goes "cool, but how about at least a brewski?" I go "sure, shine my tennis shoes and I'll buy you one." He goes "what??" I go "exactly."

My brother and sisters were cracking up. He just slid down the bar to the next guy and began the whole deal over again.

[NormanPride]

Was there a really sketchy guy with him?

[mgsooner]

Snakebro: Philly cheesesteak hamburger helper for dinner? Sh*t I'm in

[Canyonero]

Snakebro: customer complained about too much cheese on her sandwich. go **** yourself lady i was tryin to hook u up

Sounds like some **** my wife would pull.

[The]

This demands more love.

[3rdgensooner]

He seems nice

[The]

I mean seriously:


gonna roll a joint and head to work to make sandwiches for *******s

I love this guy.

[tiaralevinson]

twitter is cool.

[thecynic]

he is my internet hero

[Soonerwake]

Shouldn't we all go "balls deep into some onion dip" at least once??

[mgsooner]

+1,000,000 for the snakebro bump

"just checked my watch. It's nachos thirty"

[dynersooner]

This demands more love.


agreed.

^^^thanks.

[Jammin']

My love for snakedibro is large.

[The]

My love for snakedibro is large.

+1

And did you notice dyner's thread is unrepliable? Now THAT is furgonomics.

[dynersooner]

+1

And did you notice dyner's thread is unrepliable? Now THAT is furgonomics.

my thread is unrepliable?

no ish?

have i already been ninja banned?

[3rdgensooner]

{insert gay as a pejorative reference here}

[The]

my thread is unrepliable?

no ish?

have i already been ninja banned?

ISTA TITLE TOOO LONG. NO BOOM BOOM SOUL BROTHER. TOOO BEUCOUP

[dynersooner]

ISTA TITLE TOOO LONG. NO BOOM BOOM SOUL BROTHER. TOOO BEUCOUP

goodgawd, you are still really good at the innernets.

i mean, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaally good.

[cantwait48]

funny, except for the bicycle thievin part

[The]

He's made a new career path:

http://twitter.com/#!/snakebro (http://twitter.com/#%21/snakebro)

[Partial Qualifier]

How is the snakebro thread not reaching over 40 posts until now?

[yankee]

Who is snakebro?

[mgsooner]

He's made a new career path:

http://twitter.com/#!/snakebro (http://twitter.com/#%21/snakebro)

Yeah I'm a little concerned about him. I don't think they allow twitter in jail, so where's my entertainment going to come from?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

first day of unemployment.

step 1: get high, make a rum n cokes
step 2: watch terminator 3 rise of the machines
step 3: ?


Step 4: PROFIT!

[mgsooner]

didnt feel like cleaning any dishes so i made a rum and coke in an empty pringles can. sour cream n onion for those wondering

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