View Full Version : Say what you will about twitter,
But this may be the most Rock and Roll man alive. (obviously nsfw language)
SNAKEBRO (http://twitter.com/snakebro)
I occasionally find myself living vicariously for long stretches of time.
delhalew
1/5/2011, 04:51 PM
I wanna hear what woodpile thinks about it.
sooner59
1/5/2011, 05:43 PM
I want to know more about sketchy Chris.
I want to know more about sketch Chris.
I would imagine he's in the middle of getting faded right about now. The funk soul brother.
sooner59
1/5/2011, 05:47 PM
I would imagine he's in the middle of getting faded right about now. The funk soul brother.
No doubt, either in a van outside of Denny's or at a 7/11 parking lot.
Easily the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Seriously, folkers, this stuff is GOLD
smoking a joint filling out job apps. first up: chevron gas station
Update:
I begin my new life as a "sandwich artist" on monday. Gonna celebrate by gettin ****ed up an hittin on chicks
hmm cant find sketchy chris. gonna post up in my van and finish off this bottle of old crow for a min 7:43 AM Jan 15th (http://twitter.com/snakebro/status/26303390682185728) via Twitterrific (http://twitterrific.com/)
ugh just woke up in my van. looks like tracy bailed already. gotta find chris and get the **** outta here 7:10 AM Jan 15th (http://twitter.com/snakebro/status/26295135968960512) via Twitterrific (http://twitterrific.com/)
hah ohh man thinkin the same **** only got 2 tho RT @dontrelle351 (http://twitter.com/dontrelle351) @snakebro (http://twitter.com/snakebro) her name is Tracy, better triple bag it 11:17 PM Jan 14th (http://twitter.com/snakebro/status/26176092364607488) via Twitterrific (http://twitterrific.com/)
goin in hard goin in deep 11:15 PM Jan 14th (http://twitter.com/snakebro/status/26175523902193664) via Twitterrific (http://twitterrific.com/)
just made out with this drunkchick tracy. pretty sure shes down 2 **** 10:20 PM Jan 14th (http://twitter.com/snakebro/status/26161890522566657) via Twitterrific (http://twitterrific.com/)
at the party takin a ****. skank level here is high. jeah 9:00 PM Jan 14th (http://twitter.com/snakebro/status/26141585536192512) via Twitterrific (http://twitterrific.com/)
driving up to los gatos with sketchy chris for some rager. gonna get faaaaaaaaded
2121Sooner
1/28/2011, 03:36 PM
I dont get teh twitter.
I dont care what you are doing.
Jammin'
1/28/2011, 03:44 PM
I just read back to Oct 1st. Truly fantastic stuff. I'm now a follower.
dwarthog
1/29/2011, 09:29 AM
WTF???
sooner59
1/29/2011, 10:23 AM
Comedy gold.
mgsooner
1/29/2011, 11:06 AM
the guy seems to see a lot of dead rodents, and takes a lot of dumps
sooner59
1/29/2011, 11:25 AM
He was posting multiple times per day, then all of a sudden went to Mexico and didn't post for a month. I am really curious as to what he did in Mexico....besides get faaaaaaded and bang skanky mexicans.
Partial Qualifier
1/29/2011, 12:51 PM
got way too baked before work today. on a smoke break sipping old crow from my flask to get a cool head 1:23 PM Jan 20th (http://twitter.com/snakebro/status/28200958617985024)
made some bomb *** sandwiches though 1:24 PM Jan 20th (http://twitter.com/snakebro/status/28201129993052160):)
KC//CRIMSON
1/29/2011, 02:36 PM
Here's a new one making the rounds....
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RT: @lisapower What did you think when Dave Chappelle played you in the Racial Draft?
RT: @tigerwoods At least I was the #1 pick back then, fo' shizzle.
sooner59
1/29/2011, 02:56 PM
I remember that. The Asians took the Wu Tang Clan. :D
dwarthog
1/30/2011, 10:40 AM
He was posting multiple times per day, then all of a sudden went to Mexico and didn't post for a month. I am really curious as to what he did in Mexico....besides get faaaaaaded and bang skanky mexicans.
He lost Woodpile....
mgsooner
2/15/2011, 04:35 PM
Snakebro is a genius:
microwaved a **** ton of bacon. now this is living
11:46 AM Feb 13th via Twitterrific
hittin the cuervo handle again this morning then going to the dump
10:58 AM Feb 13th via Twitterrific
gonna get high and watch days of thunder
8:00 PM Feb 12th via Twitterrific
theres a lot of cats around here
4:44 PM Feb 12th via Twitterrific
on a smoke break. **** im tired. might have to hit up my emergency cutty sark stash in the van
4:39 PM Feb 12th via Twitterrific
at mcdonalds taking a ****
11:14 PM Feb 11th via Twitterrific
at home smoking a joint eating a box of pizza rolls. gonna watch the matrix 3
7:17 PM Feb 10th via Twitterrific
going to san jose with sketchy chris. hes been going to some shady asian massage place
12:03 PM Feb 10th via Twitterrific
the quad steak burrito at taco bell is such a ****ing rip off at almost $6
7:22 PM Feb 9th via Twitterrific
my mom called. guess they noticed all the change i took while staying at their place. there pissed and "lost trust" blah blah
2:46 PM Feb 9th via web
gettin balls deep in some onion dip
1:02 AM Feb 9th via Twitterrific
Canyonero
2/15/2011, 05:10 PM
gettin balls deep in some onion dip
1:02 AM Feb 9th via Twitterrific
I might use this next time I am eating guacamole.
C&CDean
2/15/2011, 05:39 PM
I think I ran into this guy in San Francisco a couple weekends ago. For reals. If it's the guy in the pic - and the dude I ran into WAS the guy in the pic, and his twats/twids/tweeds/twangs/w-ever the **** you call these things pretty much match up with the guy I met. He was at a small bar next to the middle-eastern joint we ate at. I ordered a double Jameson straight up and he goes "whoa dude, like straight up? I can go for that." I go "whoa dude, I think you're already on my payroll since I got a job and pay taxes." He goes "cool, but how about at least a brewski?" I go "sure, shine my tennis shoes and I'll buy you one." He goes "what??" I go "exactly."
My brother and sisters were cracking up. He just slid down the bar to the next guy and began the whole deal over again.
NormanPride
2/15/2011, 06:25 PM
Was there a really sketchy guy with him?
mgsooner
2/15/2011, 09:15 PM
Snakebro: Philly cheesesteak hamburger helper for dinner? Sh*t I'm in
Canyonero
2/17/2011, 05:11 PM
Snakebro: customer complained about too much cheese on her sandwich. go **** yourself lady i was tryin to hook u up
Sounds like some **** my wife would pull.
3rdgensooner
4/18/2011, 11:39 AM
He seems nice
I mean seriously:
gonna roll a joint and head to work to make sandwiches for *******s
I love this guy.
tiaralevinson
4/18/2011, 11:41 AM
twitter is cool.
thecynic
4/18/2011, 11:43 AM
he is my internet hero
Soonerwake
4/18/2011, 11:44 AM
Shouldn't we all go "balls deep into some onion dip" at least once??
mgsooner
4/18/2011, 02:32 PM
+1,000,000 for the snakebro bump
"just checked my watch. It's nachos thirty"
dynersooner
4/18/2011, 02:32 PM
This demands more love.
agreed.
^^^thanks.
Jammin'
4/18/2011, 02:37 PM
My love for snakedibro is large.
My love for snakedibro is large.
+1
And did you notice dyner's thread is unrepliable? Now THAT is furgonomics.
dynersooner
4/18/2011, 02:49 PM
+1
And did you notice dyner's thread is unrepliable? Now THAT is furgonomics.
my thread is unrepliable?
no ish?
have i already been ninja banned?
3rdgensooner
4/18/2011, 02:49 PM
{insert gay as a pejorative reference here}
my thread is unrepliable?
no ish?
have i already been ninja banned?
ISTA TITLE TOOO LONG. NO BOOM BOOM SOUL BROTHER. TOOO BEUCOUP
dynersooner
4/18/2011, 02:52 PM
ISTA TITLE TOOO LONG. NO BOOM BOOM SOUL BROTHER. TOOO BEUCOUP
goodgawd, you are still really good at the innernets.
i mean, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaally good.
cantwait48
4/18/2011, 07:10 PM
funny, except for the bicycle thievin part
He's made a new career path:
http://twitter.com/#!/snakebro (http://twitter.com/#%21/snakebro)
Partial Qualifier
5/6/2011, 02:21 PM
How is the snakebro thread not reaching over 40 posts until now?
mgsooner
5/6/2011, 02:55 PM
He's made a new career path:
http://twitter.com/#!/snakebro (http://twitter.com/#%21/snakebro)
Yeah I'm a little concerned about him. I don't think they allow twitter in jail, so where's my entertainment going to come from?
Tulsa_Fireman
5/6/2011, 03:48 PM
first day of unemployment.
step 1: get high, make a rum n cokes
step 2: watch terminator 3 rise of the machines
step 3: ?
Step 4: PROFIT!
mgsooner
5/6/2011, 03:53 PM
didnt feel like cleaning any dishes so i made a rum and coke in an empty pringles can. sour cream n onion for those wondering
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