headed to the gynecologist for the first time

[Jello Biafra]

evah...any advice? if he/she touches me "there, where it counts"

should i stand up and say "dont touch me there, you're not my bus driver"?


or is that considered bad form?

[3rdgensooner]

You don't know if your gyno is male or female?

[Jello Biafra]

shaddup, you knew it was coming....might as well be me.

[Jello Biafra]

You don't know if your gyno is male or female?

yellow pages....name of sing ching.

[3rdgensooner]

Okay crazy person


**backs away slowly**

[GDC]

That's interesting that people are posting about gynecological visits and the world's largest cave today.

[2121Sooner]

Should we merge this thread with the "chiropractor" thread of the "worlds largest cave" thread......

[3rdgensooner]

Should we merge this thread with the "chiropractor" thread of the "worlds largest cave" thread......
I'm leaning towards the Cobain thread to encompass the crazy talk.

[soonerchk]

Getting the sand removed from your vagina?

[BigJerm7]

Tell him it's your no-no square.

[2121Sooner]

Tell him it's your no-no square.



Stop.....dont touch me there......

[Penguin]

Ask for either pine or new car smell.

[Jammin']

Don't answer "yes" when he asks if you'd like a 'happy ending', unless you want to suck your OBGYN's dick.


I know, I know, it seems like it would be a solid choice given the circumstances but 'happy ending' means the same thing everywhere.

YWIA.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

TqzzrD3EzJ8

...btw, this thread is worthless without pics. ;)

[AlboSooner]

eh

[Soonerson1975]

This isn't the first time someone has posted on a message board about spreading their legs.

[rekamrettuB]

I wouldn't be concerned unless he started yodeling.

[Soonerson1975]

I wouldn't be concerned unless he started yodeling.

Or noodling.

[Jello Biafra]

Or noodling.

roflmao....