View Full Version : headed to the gynecologist for the first time
Jello Biafra
1/3/2011, 05:01 PM
evah...any advice? if he/she touches me "there, where it counts"
should i stand up and say "dont touch me there, you're not my bus driver"?
or is that considered bad form?
3rdgensooner
1/3/2011, 05:01 PM
You don't know if your gyno is male or female?
Jello Biafra
1/3/2011, 05:02 PM
shaddup, you knew it was coming....might as well be me.
Jello Biafra
1/3/2011, 05:02 PM
You don't know if your gyno is male or female?
yellow pages....name of sing ching.
3rdgensooner
1/3/2011, 05:02 PM
Okay crazy person
**backs away slowly**
That's interesting that people are posting about gynecological visits and the world's largest cave today.
2121Sooner
1/3/2011, 05:33 PM
Should we merge this thread with the "chiropractor" thread of the "worlds largest cave" thread......
3rdgensooner
1/3/2011, 05:34 PM
Should we merge this thread with the "chiropractor" thread of the "worlds largest cave" thread......
I'm leaning towards the Cobain thread to encompass the crazy talk.
soonerchk
1/3/2011, 05:38 PM
Getting the sand removed from your vagina?
BigJerm7
1/3/2011, 05:38 PM
Tell him it's your no-no square.
2121Sooner
1/3/2011, 05:45 PM
Tell him it's your no-no square.
Stop.....dont touch me there......
Penguin
1/3/2011, 05:48 PM
Ask for either pine or new car smell.
Jammin'
1/3/2011, 05:52 PM
Don't answer "yes" when he asks if you'd like a 'happy ending', unless you want to suck your OBGYN's dick.
I know, I know, it seems like it would be a solid choice given the circumstances but 'happy ending' means the same thing everywhere.
YWIA.
SbOrOiNaEnR
1/3/2011, 07:50 PM
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...btw, this thread is worthless without pics. ;)
AlboSooner
1/3/2011, 08:04 PM
eh
Soonerson1975
1/3/2011, 08:52 PM
This isn't the first time someone has posted on a message board about spreading their legs.
rekamrettuB
1/3/2011, 09:03 PM
I wouldn't be concerned unless he started yodeling.
Soonerson1975
1/3/2011, 09:17 PM
I wouldn't be concerned unless he started yodeling.
Or noodling.
Jello Biafra
1/3/2011, 10:53 PM
Or noodling.
roflmao....
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