View Full Version : You lame new people are very disappointing: A rant, lament, whatever.
soonerchk
12/30/2010, 01:55 PM
I was busy. It was lunch time.
Oldnslo
12/30/2010, 01:56 PM
dang. I was so hoping that this one would get a second wind and get funny again. As it is, it just broke wind.
olevetonahill
12/30/2010, 02:00 PM
Here ya go Bro
R6dm9rN6oTs
http://www.sfwriter.com/sawyer-tpl-full-size.jpg
There. That should do it...
Oldnslo
12/30/2010, 02:05 PM
Fart jokes > pics with nosehair
Fart jokes > pics with nosehair
http://i.imgur.com/t6wXy.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/afnxd.jpg
(http://i.imgur.com/afnxd.jpg?8926)
Oldnslo
12/30/2010, 02:18 PM
Luke at my balls? LUKE AT MY BALLS?!
ok, I laughed. But still, Luke at my balls?
olevetonahill
12/30/2010, 02:20 PM
Dayum It the.
I really dont want to send ya to Bolivia, but i will if I havta :P . Please cut out post those hugh assed Pics
soonerchk
12/30/2010, 02:21 PM
Dayum It the.
I really dont want to send ya to Bolivia, but i will if I havta :P . Please cut out post those hugh assed Pics
Do it!! He just looks wrong when he's green.
olevetonahill
12/30/2010, 02:23 PM
Like I said it aint that hard to resize a pic er just look a lil harder fer one thats not as big :mad:
My Opinion Matters
12/30/2010, 02:27 PM
Personally, I hate it when people do this:
http://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gif
http://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gif
http://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gif
http://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gif
http://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/DZ2kX.gif
Really chaps my ***.
Oldnslo
12/30/2010, 02:30 PM
Oh, come on. Nobody's that easy to bait.
olevetonahill
12/30/2010, 02:31 PM
And thats been know to get a bain fer a few days
My Opinion Matters
12/30/2010, 02:33 PM
That's not even the worst thing I've ever given this board. The worst thing I've ever given this board is herpes.
olevetonahill
12/30/2010, 02:36 PM
Thats why you dont get to kiss my arse :pop:
That's not even the worst thing I've ever given this board. The worst thing I've ever given this board is herpes.
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MR2-Sooner86
12/30/2010, 03:11 PM
This thread should be merged with this thread.
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=147038&page=10&highlight=gtfo
They're one in the same really.
My Opinion Matters
12/30/2010, 03:22 PM
This thread should be merged with this thread.
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=147038&page=10&highlight=gtfo
They're one in the same really.
Pffft. Mine was at least a millions times better.
Pffft. Mine was at least a millions times better.
Agreed. I got marquee billing on that bad boy.
My Opinion Matters
12/30/2010, 03:34 PM
Agreed. I got marquee billing on that bad boy.
And like any typical Hollywood slut, you let the fame get to your head. Slut.
And like any typical Hollywood slut, you let the fame get to your head. Slut.
Pffft. I've been famous for decades.
delhalew
12/30/2010, 05:01 PM
Personally, I hate it when people do this:
Really chaps my ***.
We agree. Will wonders never cease?
soonerchk
12/30/2010, 05:03 PM
Pffft. I've been famous for decades.
You've been notorious the whole time I've known you.
Collier11
12/30/2010, 05:51 PM
This is exactly what I'm talking about. You guys take yourselves way too seriously.
arent you the one that brought the Posse up? Looks like you are a little to worried about it
arent you the one that brought the Posse up? Looks like you are a little to worried about it
And.... We're back!
Collier11
12/30/2010, 05:53 PM
BOOM goes the dynamite
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/04/boom-goes-the-dynamite-bria.jpg
2121Sooner
12/30/2010, 06:20 PM
My posse's on Broadway
My Opinion Matters
12/30/2010, 06:21 PM
arent you the one that brought the Posse up? Looks like you are a little to worried about it
Oh for god's sake, read the rest of the damn thread. Replace Vet or ST's name with your own and pretend I'm talking to you. I trust if you start now you can have it figured out before Dick Clark drops his ball. Or just read about it in the next Posse Newsletter. Save the rest of us the trouble.
Collier11
12/30/2010, 06:29 PM
LOL ^
My Opinion Matters
12/30/2010, 06:34 PM
I lol every time a new page starts too.
Collier11
12/30/2010, 07:03 PM
^ Homecoming queen
OUthunder
12/30/2010, 07:04 PM
^ Homecoming queen
He does like sausage in his mouth.
Collier11
12/30/2010, 07:06 PM
and attention
OUthunder
12/30/2010, 07:06 PM
and attention
Don't forget swallowing large amounts of man nectar.
Collier11
12/30/2010, 07:10 PM
"more oralteen please"
soonerchk
12/30/2010, 07:12 PM
So am I supposed to hate the Posse or hate the people who aren't in the Posse? N00bhood is soooo confusing.:confused:
Collier11
12/30/2010, 07:16 PM
Dont need to hate either, just roll your eyes at the attention whores who act like silly little cliques on a message board really affect their lives
soonerchk
12/30/2010, 07:18 PM
Dont need to hate either, just roll your eyes at the attention whores who act like silly little cliques on a message board really affect their lives
Isn't everyone posting so that someone will pay attention and read their post?
OUthunder
12/30/2010, 07:21 PM
Isn't everyone posting so that someone will pay attention and read their post?
My posts usually run folks off, so I do not qualify.
soonerchk
12/30/2010, 07:31 PM
Yeah mine are just kind of there, but I do hope that someone will care someday...
My Opinion Matters
12/30/2010, 07:40 PM
Don't forget swallowing large amounts of man nectar.
Back from the burn ward, huh? Did you get some of the sand drained from your vagina while you were there?
My Opinion Matters
12/30/2010, 07:46 PM
OUI refugees > the posse. You know it's true.
This was an incredibly controversial and inflammatory thing for me to say. The outrage is definitely justifiable.
Collier11
12/30/2010, 08:31 PM
Look at Him, Look at Him ^
Eielson
12/30/2010, 08:39 PM
Look at Him, Look at Him ^
He's a cutie, huh? :)
Eielson
12/30/2010, 08:42 PM
^ Homecoming queen
Are you trying to say he's out of your league?
Collier11
12/30/2010, 09:36 PM
depends, how drunk is he?
OUthunder
12/30/2010, 09:46 PM
Back from the burn ward, huh? Did you get some of the sand drained from your vagina while you were there?
Hey, did you finally get get that Polish sausage outta yer mouth or are you taking it in the *** now? Prolly both, huh?
StoopTroup
12/30/2010, 09:47 PM
.....and the Thunder rolllsssss.....lol
3rdgensooner
12/30/2010, 09:52 PM
Boys are weird.
btk108
12/30/2010, 09:52 PM
Boys are weird.
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina
C11 has both :D :D
soonerchk
12/30/2010, 09:53 PM
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina
C11 has both :D :D
Is one of them sandy?
My Opinion Matters
12/30/2010, 09:59 PM
Hey, did you finally get get that Polish sausage outta yer mouth or are you taking it in the *** now? Prolly both, huh?
Well your smack talk certainly didn't improve during your "vacation". It's about what you'd expect from 8th grade boys. Speaking of 8th grade boys, how's your love life?
My Opinion Matters
12/30/2010, 10:03 PM
He's a cutie, huh? :)
I think he desperately wants to be my agent. That or he just desperately wants me. Maybe both.
Eielson
12/30/2010, 10:07 PM
Come on guys. I'm having fun neutrally watching this, but the gay jokes are getting old. They aren't even good for gay jokes.
My Opinion Matters
12/30/2010, 10:09 PM
Come on guys. I'm having fun neutrally watching this, but the gay jokes are getting old. They aren't even good for gay jokes.
Hey, not all of us prefer to be sexually neutral.
Eielson
12/30/2010, 10:11 PM
Hey, not all of us prefer to be sexually neutral.
Are you judging me?
My Opinion Matters
12/30/2010, 10:13 PM
Are you judging me?
Not until we move on to the swimsuit competition.
Collier11
12/30/2010, 10:15 PM
they call MOM "tiny Favre"
My Opinion Matters
12/30/2010, 10:17 PM
they call MOM "tiny Favre"
Pretty sure that's just you working me into your penis fantasies.
Collier11
12/30/2010, 10:18 PM
I do fantasize about my penis
85Sooner
12/30/2010, 10:28 PM
The liberals moved in and it has been boring ever since.
OUthunder
12/30/2010, 10:29 PM
Well your smack talk certainly didn't improve during your "vacation". It's about what you'd expect from 8th grade boys. Speaking of 8th grade boys, how's your love life?
I hand you your vagina on a message board and that's the best reply you can come up with? Weak sauce.
I'm rusty on my smack talk these days, but of course, just like your wife, I always pounded you in that department as well.
Happy New Year MOM, I hope you come to a tailgate next year, so I can buy you a beer and a tampon.
Eielson
12/30/2010, 10:35 PM
One more gay joke and I'm losing my neutrality!
My Opinion Matters
12/30/2010, 10:39 PM
OU Thunder in pictures:
http://i54.tinypic.com/20p9o5.jpg
My Opinion Matters
12/30/2010, 10:40 PM
I hand you your vagina on a message board and that's the best reply you can come up with? Weak sauce.
I'm rusty on my smack talk these days, but of course, just like your wife, I always pounded you in that department as well.
Happy New Year MOM, I hope you come to a tailgate next year, so I can buy you a beer and a tampon.
Happy New Year!
soonerchk
12/31/2010, 04:55 PM
So this never did get fun again? Bummer.
Collier11
12/31/2010, 05:02 PM
MOM is that turd that just keeps hangin around :D
StoopTroup
12/31/2010, 05:04 PM
it's About who has the best sand sculpture now I think.....
http://img.uphaa.com/uploads/629/cool-sand-sculpture_(23)_uphaa_com.jpg
Ctina
12/31/2010, 05:11 PM
Penis.
waynepayne
12/31/2010, 05:13 PM
Penis.
whew. for a weird second I got the two threads mixed up and thought this was your response to the "great additions" post....
Ctina
12/31/2010, 05:24 PM
I have been accused of it as I am more man than some, just not in a genitalia fashion. I am a good date for my girl friends. :)
soonerchk
12/31/2010, 05:35 PM
it's About who has the best sand sculpture now I think.....
http://img.uphaa.com/uploads/629/cool-sand-sculpture_(23)_uphaa_com.jpg
Dayum, who's vagina did that come from????
waynepayne
12/31/2010, 06:27 PM
I have been accused of it as I am more man than some, just not in a genitalia fashion. I am a good date for my girl friends. :)
haha. I wasnt trying to imply anything just worrying about my increasing feeble mindedness the older I get!
Hope you have a great New Years :)
olevetonahill
12/31/2010, 07:10 PM
So this never did get fun again? Bummer.
Guess it depends on yer definition of FUN is ;)
olevetonahill
12/31/2010, 07:12 PM
I have been accused of it as I am more man than some, just not in a genitalia fashion. I am a good date for my girl friends. :)
All of em huh ?
http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/07/hand_soap5_large.jpg
47straight
7/28/2011, 11:52 PM
The SO has never been the Mount Olympus of brilliance, insight, or clearly articulated rationality, nor should it be. But it seems to have devolved a lot lately, apparently in coincidence with an influx of idle college sophomores from another board. Threads are jacked in unclever and unfunny scatological ways, as if the poster is a 4-year-old who thinks he can make the grown-ups laugh by saying "penis" 14 times an hour. It used to be that Dean would rip somebody with a colorful rant about anal sex or something every week or so, but now graphic references to sodomy are the first refuges of folks with nothing to say. There are also more canned, generic innerweb photos and such in lieu of original thoughts.
Even the basic quality of writing is getting worse. And I'm not not talking about "they're-there-their" or "you're and your," though there is plenty of getting that wrong, too (or is it "to" or "two"?). I am talking about some woefully incoherent posts that seem to have been written by 4th-grade dropouts who have been doing meth for 9 days and whose model for writing is Jenny Carlson (on meth). Complete sentences are useful for making thoughts clear; some of y'all ought to try writing them sometime. Then of course, there also seems to have been an increase in copied and pasted screeds from political propaganda blogs. We already had I am Rush's Parrot and Tuba, and they were sufficient. Now I see that they are not even the worst of the lot.
What's the point of this rant? I have no idea. Maybe I'm just enjoying being a cranky old SoB. (And I am. :cool: ) Maybe I'm even wrong. (No. Not likely.) It's just the internet, after all, so it's not that big a deal. And nobody makes me read your ****.
I just figured some of the more sentient posters might like to know that I have noticed the same things they have noticed. I also want to let some of you sophomoronical noob jobs know that you're just not as clever or entertaining as you think you are. Jerking each other off might have been a hoot somewhere else, but over here you are the worst of the bad --- you're boring. You cheat me out of even the measley few minutes of amusement I hope to derive from coming here. So eat **** and die. (And I mean that in the nicest possible way! :) )
OK, I'm done. Carry on. :P
Bump. If for no other reason than to go through the thread and enjoy the body count.
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